Helsing

Indie RP blog for a Fate/Grand Order OC based off of Abraham von Helsing from the Legend of Dracula. As loved by Kei.

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Technically, her longest relationship, ever. Over 100 years and still strong.

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“hope i’m not out of line if i say your life lacks direction right now." - Who's the one saying this? Who else, of course, but TATARI.

...Seriously? Was that all he had to say?

There was something weirdly comforting in meeting with an old enemy again. Somehow, repetitively, over and over like some strange promise gone awry. Not that there was anything as romantic as that remotely connecting the two of them, but seeing the Night of Wallachia around gave her some form of odd comfort. Yes, it was easier to compare this blood thirsty idiot to something like a security blanket. An old faithful.

Didn’t mean she still didn’t want to kick him through a window, but as they had lost Chaldea’s headquarters, she could not do that. So she settled for being vaguely snarky.

“I think the same kould be said for you, you walking natural disaster! Guess we both failed at what we wanted to do, huh?” The two of them became what they became through different means,  but the goal was generally the same despite the paths they took. “You’re about as listless as I.”

// @devilsndragons

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One Man’s Hell: Part 1

“this is a carjacking, right? “i confess - i was seduced. it’s a sexy car.” “you guys really should learn how to break into cars when the driver’s not in them.” “i need help with something and i think you’re my best choice. it will require some travel. danger level is uncertain.” “i smell something in the air. i smell success. i smell the future. i smell money!” “no need to panic, folks!” “i was nothing once. a loser. no prospects.” “give me a break.” “all that matters is the green.” “i thought you might enjoy getting out for dinner.” “you have other plans? a date, maybe?” “i think i’m in love.” “i’m going to like this job.” “all of your expenses are covered.” “what’s not to like?” “i’ve “borrowed” some space on the u.s. military’s gps stationary satellites.” “he’s a notorious ladies’ man.” “hope i’m not out of line if i say your life lacks direction right now.” “i hope i got your size right.” “are these your personal taste?” “i’ll try not to take that the wrong way.” “so, what’s my next move?” “i do have an idea on how to make a splash.” “don’t tell me you’re a banker looking to invest in overseas interests.” “neanderthal.” “i’m here with some friends and they seem to have drifted off.” “this is strictly business for them.” “it seems the more money a man gathers, the more self-absorbed he becomes.” “i’ve never allowed cash to dull my other appetites.” “i have to come with you. an incredibly tedious man who was bothering me earlier is circling in for the kill.”

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A member of the ‘married once and wouldn’t recommend it’ club.

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“My name is Abraham van Helsing -- but if you’d like, just Abe for short will work.”

[justanotherrpmeme]

One Man’s Hell: Part 1

“this is a carjacking, right? “i confess - i was seduced. it’s a sexy car.” “you guys really should learn how to break into cars when the driver’s not in them.” “i need help with something and i think you’re my best choice. it will require some travel. danger level is uncertain.” “i smell something in the air. i smell success. i smell the future. i smell money!” “no need to panic, folks!” “i was nothing once. a loser. no prospects.” “give me a break.” “all that matters is the green.” “i thought you might enjoy getting out for dinner.” “you have other plans? a date, maybe?” “i think i’m in love.” “i’m going to like this job.” “all of your expenses are covered.” “what’s not to like?” “i’ve “borrowed” some space on the u.s. military’s gps stationary satellites.” “he’s a notorious ladies’ man.” “hope i’m not out of line if i say your life lacks direction right now.” “i hope i got your size right.” “are these your personal taste?” “i’ll try not to take that the wrong way.” “so, what’s my next move?” “i do have an idea on how to make a splash.” “don’t tell me you’re a banker looking to invest in overseas interests.” “neanderthal.” “i’m here with some friends and they seem to have drifted off.” “this is strictly business for them.” “it seems the more money a man gathers, the more self-absorbed he becomes.” “i’ve never allowed cash to dull my other appetites.” “i have to come with you. an incredibly tedious man who was bothering me earlier is circling in for the kill.”

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Seeing Alucard interact with people in his smaller, girlier form made her think about her older sisters who were just that. Petite and girlish; a pair of woman with coquettish looks that could bat their eyes and accidentally seduce men. Boy were they a handful, but she had loved them very much. Pity they became food for beasts.

There is an oddly protective feeling welling up, but she pushed it away; Alucard of all people did not need some alternate universe vampire hunter hounding his steps.

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“Why is everyone speaking about virginity?” She was technically 122 at this point and still hadn’t let anyone pave their way through to her ‘promised land’, but still did not see the big deal on the whole matter.

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//Me doodling scenes from Bram Stoker’s Dracula, but throwing my Abe in there instead, while also throwing in TATARI for shits and giggles. Also everything going wrong because TATARI hitting on Abe instead. lol

Abe vc: Cold you stop? I’m seriously trying to kill you here. TATARI vc: And that’s why I love you~

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Today was a long day at work, so I had a chance to doodle lots of the muse and TATARI.

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Nonchalantly offers lap as a pillow.

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whatever doesnt kill me is gonna wind up real dead real fast

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Send 💋 to get a kiss from my muse. The more 💋💋 the more effort my muse has to put into the kiss.

Careful, the more kisses the more it heads to NSFW.

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“Human contact, huh? I honestly don’t remember the last time I even held a person’s hand or did anything outside of a physician’s calling.”

Not that she needed it or anything, but she knew it was important for others and their mental health. And as a doctor, well, she should be promoting good, proper, balanced health overall.

“If you lot need a hug or something, I’m available, I suppose? Unless you’re TATARI. Then you can go to Hell and die.”

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         ❝  Oh I have nightmares. I never fail to not dream of being defeated by Abraham Van Hellsing and being domesticated instead of just murdering me like a good little vampire slayer.  ❞

   Truth be told those dreams, memories unnerved him. They never failed to make him uncomfortable. But he wasn’t going to say that. Instead he lets his voice ring with all the snark and spite that he could muster up. He’s a monster and well, monsters don’t have emotions. Even those who seek death and to end their time as star actor on the stage.

             ❝  Perhaps I will close my eyes once my duty is done. For now, I serve at the pleasure who I serve and belong to.  ❞

“Your Abraham sounds like a sham.” 

Not that she was one to talk, being Abraham van Helsing as well, although of a differing timeline. One who successfully got rid of the one called Dracula, rather than basically enslave someone. Gross. She had to wonder what was going through her alter’s mind at the time. Probably something shifty, considering that was a universal trait in anyone named Abraham van Helsing.

Abraham listened a few moments as Alucard basically vented a little and couldn’t help the soft snort. “Wow, he really is a sham. If this--” She gestured towards the No Life King. “--is what he considers domesticated I’d hate to see what your Abraham deems as ‘feral’.”

The vampire hunter gave a little shrug, pushing some red hair out of her eyes as she did so. Some of her bangs fell over her right eye, as per usual and she left it that way. There was a bit of sympathy on her face, but only a small amount. Miniscule. “I didn’t think Dracula could belong to anyone, but himself. It almost seems sad...the Dracula I remembered was wild and free, seals, God and hunters be damned. What beholdens you to that person, why not just choose to leave?”

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Touch my muse! Touching is a quiet way of conveying your feelings, so tell me how you feel with your touch!

Top of head: Sibling affection/parental affection

Hair: Yearning

Ear: "I want you to hear me out."

Nose: "You're so cute."

Cheek: "I want to tell you I love you."/Deep affection/Devotion

Neck: Dislike/Hate/Disdain

Shoulder: Worry/Concern for other/Fear

Waist: Possessiveness/"You are mine."

Over the heart: "I love you."

Butt: Sexual attractiveness/lust

Hip: Interest

Back: Wanting to kill/will betray you one day

Stomach: Fun!/Silliness/"Wanna go cause some trouble?"

Forearm: Indifference/Don't particularly care for

Biceps: Aggravation/Irritation/"You are an idiot."

Fingers: Friendship/amicable

Wrist: Fear of losing you

Knee: "Don't worry, I'm here for you."

Chin: Beauty/attractiveness

Thigh: Sympathy/empathy

Calves: "I will cause you pain."

Feet: "I will serve you forever."/Deep devotion and and feelings of servitude/extreme fealty

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//I love this icon the most -- pity no one will ever get close enough for me to use it properly--