Sorry I’m Just Better.

in my villain era >:(

[infinite-beans]

Beans. But like. Infinite.

[wtf-tfw]

I keep a canister of baked beans on the stove for santa claus on christmas eve. and he busts in to my house swat team style and slams his head into the boiling pot and gets bean slime all in his beard. this guy's not really all he's cracked up to be like that shit fucked me up bruh seeing that?? that shi fucked me up dawg. merry christmas yall

[infinite-beans]

baked beans. pranking santa since 1947.

[wtf-tfw]

I didn't have the courage to tell you this last Beansmas season but I am madly in love with you. Please come to live with me in my cottage.

[infinite-beans]

*gets down on one bean knee * uh. I don’t know you. Uh. Marry me?

[wtf-tfw]

um....you don't even know me and you want to marry me??? desperate much??

[infinite-beans]

bestie u just did the same..... desperate much? and no im not desperate i am an infinite amount of beans thank you very much

[wtf-tfw]

it's me bobby. i'm sorry for the things i said earlier, i wasn't myself. i will marry you even though you desperate and slimy

[infinite-beans]

nah

[wtf-tfw]

I showed you my energy sword please respond.

[infinite-beans]

ummm hi

[wtf-tfw]

I keep a canister of baked beans on the stove for santa claus on christmas eve. and he busts in to my house swat team style and slams his head into the boiling pot and gets bean slime all in his beard. this guy's not really all he's cracked up to be like that shit fucked me up bruh seeing that?? that shi fucked me up dawg. merry christmas yall

[infinite-beans]

baked beans. pranking santa since 1947.

[wtf-tfw]

I didn't have the courage to tell you this last Beansmas season but I am madly in love with you. Please come to live with me in my cottage.

[infinite-beans]

*gets down on one bean knee * uh. I don’t know you. Uh. Marry me?

[wtf-tfw]

um....you don't even know me and you want to marry me??? desperate much??

[infinite-beans]

bestie u just did the same..... desperate much? and no im not desperate i am an infinite amount of beans thank you very much

[wtf-tfw]

it's me bobby. i'm sorry for the things i said earlier, i wasn't myself. i will marry you even though you desperate and slimy

[infinite-beans]

nah

[wtf-tfw]

I keep a canister of baked beans on the stove for santa claus on christmas eve. and he busts in to my house swat team style and slams his head into the boiling pot and gets bean slime all in his beard. this guy's not really all he's cracked up to be like that shit fucked me up bruh seeing that?? that shi fucked me up dawg. merry christmas yall

[infinite-beans]

baked beans. pranking santa since 1947.

[wtf-tfw]

I didn't have the courage to tell you this last Beansmas season but I am madly in love with you. Please come to live with me in my cottage.

[infinite-beans]

*gets down on one bean knee * uh. I don’t know you. Uh. Marry me?

[wtf-tfw]

um....you don't even know me and you want to marry me??? desperate much??

[infinite-beans]

bestie u just did the same..... desperate much? and no im not desperate i am an infinite amount of beans thank you very much

[god-offical]

is taylor swift the anti christ?

I think no one person is born as the antichrist, it’s something you grow into, something you make for yourself after deliberately being cruel and selfish over and over an- oh hello 45th president of the United States Donald J. Trump

[wtf-tfw]

I keep a canister of baked beans on the stove for santa claus on christmas eve. and he busts in to my house swat team style and slams his head into the boiling pot and gets bean slime all in his beard. this guy's not really all he's cracked up to be like that shit fucked me up bruh seeing that?? that shi fucked me up dawg. merry christmas yall

[infinite-beans]

baked beans. pranking santa since 1947.

[wtf-tfw]

I didn't have the courage to tell you this last Beansmas season but I am madly in love with you. Please come to live with me in my cottage.

[infinite-beans]

*gets down on one bean knee * uh. I don’t know you. Uh. Marry me?

[infinite-beans]

hashtag fuck being infinite beans i wish i was infinite rice or soemthing

[twentybeans]

*boops you so hard*

Ok. Uh. O. My. You booped me too hard. Uh. Bean paste anyone?

[inactivedweeb-official]

*forms you back into 20 beans, the only downside is, you're now beans as shown below*

[twentybeans]

Ough … I need a sorcerer to help me :[ @twentyfourbeans do u know any?

[fiftyfourbeans]

Any sorcerers or any bean spells? Cause I know both

[twentybeans]

please. Please I just want to be a baked beans again

[fiftyfourbeans]

I'll make you baked beans again.... for a price....

I want two of your beans

[twentybeans]

NOOOOOO

can I phone a friend? @infinite-beans they have a lot

[fiftyfourbeans]

No. I want your beans. The scarifice if meaningless if it has no effect on the subject.

[infinite-beans]

what are you finite beans yapping about this time 🙄🙄🙄 I’ll give you 24 more beans if you’ll shut up, both of you

[fiftyfourbeans]

...24?? ...hmmmm ...tempting .... make it 30 and I'll consider it

[infinite-beans]

it’s nothing to me. Whatever. 30 it is

[fiftyfourbeans]

*shakes your hand* it's a done deal

[infinite-beans]

cool. Uh. * gives you 30 beans*

[fiftyfourbeans]

Thank you

@twentybeans you are cured *spells you*

[twentybeans]

Yay ! Thank u *steals half a bean from you*

[fiftyfourbeans]

It doesn't work like that I'm afraid, beans cannot be stolen, otherwise I'd just be doing that, wouldn't I?? Anyway pull that shit again and you're becoming paste my friend

[infinite-beans]

@twentybeans you left one on the floor earlier and picked it back up loser

[infinite-beans]

ugh.

[twentybeans]

*boops you so hard*

Ok. Uh. O. My. You booped me too hard. Uh. Bean paste anyone?

[inactivedweeb-official]

*forms you back into 20 beans, the only downside is, you're now beans as shown below*

[twentybeans]

Ough … I need a sorcerer to help me :[ @twentyfourbeans do u know any?

[fiftyfourbeans]

Any sorcerers or any bean spells? Cause I know both

[twentybeans]

please. Please I just want to be a baked beans again

[fiftyfourbeans]

I'll make you baked beans again.... for a price....

I want two of your beans

[twentybeans]

NOOOOOO

can I phone a friend? @infinite-beans they have a lot

[fiftyfourbeans]

No. I want your beans. The scarifice if meaningless if it has no effect on the subject.

[infinite-beans]

what are you finite beans yapping about this time 🙄🙄🙄 I’ll give you 24 more beans if you’ll shut up, both of you

[fiftyfourbeans]

...24?? ...hmmmm ...tempting .... make it 30 and I'll consider it

[infinite-beans]

it’s nothing to me. Whatever. 30 it is

[fiftyfourbeans]

*shakes your hand* it's a done deal

[infinite-beans]

cool. Uh. * gives you 30 beans*

[twentybeans]

*boops you so hard*

Ok. Uh. O. My. You booped me too hard. Uh. Bean paste anyone?

[inactivedweeb-official]

*forms you back into 20 beans, the only downside is, you're now beans as shown below*

[twentybeans]

Ough … I need a sorcerer to help me :[ @twentyfourbeans do u know any?

[fiftyfourbeans]

Any sorcerers or any bean spells? Cause I know both

[twentybeans]

please. Please I just want to be a baked beans again

[fiftyfourbeans]

I'll make you baked beans again.... for a price....

I want two of your beans

[twentybeans]

NOOOOOO

can I phone a friend? @infinite-beans they have a lot

[fiftyfourbeans]

No. I want your beans. The scarifice if meaningless if it has no effect on the subject.

[infinite-beans]

what are you finite beans yapping about this time 🙄🙄🙄 I’ll give you 24 more beans if you’ll shut up, both of you

[fiftyfourbeans]

...24?? ...hmmmm ...tempting .... make it 30 and I'll consider it

[infinite-beans]

it’s nothing to me. Whatever. 30 it is

[infinite-beans]

In my apathetic era. It’s lasted forever so far

[twentybeans]

*boops you so hard*

Ok. Uh. O. My. You booped me too hard. Uh. Bean paste anyone?

[inactivedweeb-official]

*forms you back into 20 beans, the only downside is, you're now beans as shown below*

[twentybeans]

Ough … I need a sorcerer to help me :[ @twentyfourbeans do u know any?

[fiftyfourbeans]

Any sorcerers or any bean spells? Cause I know both

[twentybeans]

please. Please I just want to be a baked beans again

[fiftyfourbeans]

I'll make you baked beans again.... for a price....

I want two of your beans

[twentybeans]

NOOOOOO

can I phone a friend? @infinite-beans they have a lot

[fiftyfourbeans]

No. I want your beans. The scarifice if meaningless if it has no effect on the subject.

[infinite-beans]

what are you finite beans yapping about this time 🙄🙄🙄 I’ll give you 24 more beans if you’ll shut up, both of you

[twentybeans]

*boops you so hard*

Ok. Uh. O. My. You booped me too hard. Uh. Bean paste anyone?

[inactivedweeb-official]

*forms you back into 20 beans, the only downside is, you're now beans as shown below*

[twentybeans]

Ough … I need a sorcerer to help me :[ @twentyfourbeans do u know any?

[fiftyfourbeans]

Any sorcerers or any bean spells? Cause I know both

[twentybeans]

please. Please I just want to be a baked beans again

[fiftyfourbeans]

I'll make you baked beans again.... for a price....

I want two of your beans

[twentybeans]

NOOOOOO

can I phone a friend? @infinite-beans they have a lot

[infinite-beans]

I was sleeping. What the fuck do you want

[marunene]

DO YOU GUYS ACTUALLY EAT CANNED BEANS???? I THOUGHT IT WAS FOOD MADE TO EAT IN AN APOCALYPSE???

[twentybeans]

lol no one actually eats beans that’s fake we can’t be killed

[marunene]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK NO WAY ITS TWENTY UNITS OF BEAN

[seventeenbeans]

heyyy I’m here too!!

[marunene]

OH MY GOD 😭 MORE BEANS

[infinite-beans]

I feel my presence is needed here

[fuck-garlic]

opinions on beans?

-@seventeenbeans

all good opinions i assure you. beans are great. all seventeen of them

[twentybeans]

Hm. Hmmmmm. I don’t trust you

[marunene]

I cook beans with garlic.

[twentybeans]

YOU COOK BEANS???? EWWWWWWW

[marunene]

YES. WHEN I COOK SUM I'LL SHOW YOU

[infinite-beans]

why are you telling them about cooking their brethren?

[sku-te-deactivated20241231]

Oh no!

!

[seventeenbeans]

ewww why would u eat baked beans cold

[did-i-eat-beans-today]

...I would like am attorney

[twentybeans]

bean eaters disgust me. how would you feel if i joyously chewed human flesh? would you condone such a thing? probably, as this is the cannabalism website.