Jet is literally a joke but off i go i guess

(URL was free so I took it)

[nickel-official]

Guys, hear me out on gas masks. They’re cool.

[infinite-official]

Masks in general are cool.

[infinite-official]

oh shit

I just remembered it’s my birthday i think.

…How old am I now? 55?

[aquamarine-official]

55? You dont look a day over 97.

[infinite-official]

I look 97? Huh. I can recall a lot thinking I look younger than I actually am, so hearing someone say that I look older than I really am is interesting.

[gabrielscovenant]

happy birthday infinite

[infinite-official]

oh shit

I just remembered it’s my birthday i think.

...How old am I now? 55?

[luna-emily-official]

Everyone, and I mean everyone…..

Is weak.

[infinite-official]

BITCH

[saber-official]

Using screws as weapons are now forbidden!

[infinite-official]

Who the hell uses screws as weapons?

[infinite-official]

...you seriously haven't heard of Valentine's Day?

...No..?

[infinite-official]

Valentines Day! You go and give your sweetheart a gift like chocolates or flowers, or just express your love for them in general. So I wanted to pop in and say I love ya!

[infinite-official]

Happy Belated Valentine’s Day Infinite!

Valentine’s what

[sunshinecassette]

Reblog if you are the tallest of mountains, the roughest of waves, the toughest of terrors or the darkest of days

[infinite-official]

I’m not dead.

[the-official-techpreist]

I should be dead……

[infinite-official]

Huh?

[the-official-techpreist]

I… I performed self termination, how am I here?

[infinite-official]

*Infinite shrugged* ........Miracle or something? I dunno. 

[the-official-techpreist]

I should be dead……

[infinite-official]

Huh?

[sonic--official]

I SENSE A DISTURBANCE–

[He’s doing a nyoom. He’s back, in… wait, what? he’s whole ass dressed as Maria, heels and all. What]

[infinite-official]

What.

[sonic--official]

What.

[infinite-official]

Are you… alright? You seem confused.

[sonic--official]

No– no, everythings… Everything’s fine !

[infinite-official]

I mean, I can tell easily that you aren’t exactly being truthful there, but if you feel uncomfortable talking about it, that’s fine.

[sonic--official]

I SENSE A DISTURBANCE–

[He’s doing a nyoom. He’s back, in… wait, what? he’s whole ass dressed as Maria, heels and all. What]

[infinite-official]

What.

[sonic--official]

What.

[infinite-official]

Are you... alright? You seem confused.

[sonic--official]

I SENSE A DISTURBANCE–

[He’s doing a nyoom. He’s back, in… wait, what? he’s whole ass dressed as Maria, heels and all. What]

[infinite-official]

What.

[infinite-official]

But such a good doggo deserves praise!

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