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[draconym]

Getting a phone call about an assassination attempt hits a little bit different on the 1988 Spuds Mackenzie promotional telephone

[draconym]

My mom: So there was a shooter at the correspondents' dinner- Me: Excuse me what. What did you say. My mom, with deepest sorrow: But the president is alive and unharmed- Me: Go back did you say there was a shooter. You're on the dog. My mom: I'm on the dog???? Me: Yeah you're on the dog

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[draconym]

No apology necessary. As a Homestuck who grew up with this dogphone in my house, I instinctively read the original chatlog in the aggrieved voice of my grandfather answering his office phone with "I better not be on the dog"

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[bundibird]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. We need a "This is absolutely NOT mature content" feedback button on posts. You can report a post as missing a community label. We should also be able to report posts as having a community label when they dont fucking need one.

[quasi-normalcy]

Two indy horror movies are now outperforming a Star Wars flick at the summer box office; truly the Old Gods are dead.

[quasi-normalcy]

I feel like we're all just starved for novelty

[zimmydee]

This is a huge part of the reason I'm sort of over a lot of Nerd Culture™ shit. When it first bust into the mainstream it felt great because wow, a lot of the stuff I thought was cool was getting some mainstream appeal.

Then it felt like there was this convergence of nerdy people saying "If we stop watching/supporting this they'll stop making it!" and large corporate entities realizing "If we keep pumping this recognizable shit out the nerds will keep paying for it," and I'm just... so bored. I've never been so bored by science fiction, comic books, and other fantastic stories.

So I stopped. No more Marvel, no more Star Wars, even my beloved Star Trek is on thin ice. Give me something I've never seen before. Give me new stories that start at the start of the movie and end at the end of the movie.

[quasi-normalcy]

Again, I maintain that indie productions are where you have to look now.

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[groovysarity]

I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

not my tweet but I thought it would be a good psa for artists here too

[ayy-junipei]

Oh this is a common scam I find at work. Any file that:

isn't jpg, jpeg, pdf, or png

Is a file extension you don't recognise (this one is a visual basic file, used for scripting, but others like exe or bat are used)

has a very low or unexpected file size (this one's is less than 1KB, or 0.001MB, a good reference should be at least 500KB)

Is likely a scam. Stay safe kids.

[depsidase]

[wizardstan]

The federal minimum wage is still the minimum-minimum. Server minimum is lower on the assumption that the server will make tips but if you do not make enough in tips to get your pay (server minimum plus tips) above the federal minimum your employer is required, REQUIRED, to make up the difference. Failure to do so is literally theft. Literally, legally, theft, and you can report it. The result will be that you probably get fired if you do though, and your employer will suffer no consequences. Wage theft accounts for more than half of all theft in the USA, and it is grossly underenforced: if you steal a $200 TV you go to jail; if your employer steals $200 from you the worst that'll happen is they have to pay you the $200 they owe.

Tipping culture is not great, but the biggest problem is that your employer can simply choose to not pay you what you're owed and there's usually nothing you can do about it.

Join a union.

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[shadow-schemer]

[shencomix]

My Fitness Coach is a Dark Wizard [Complete]

[goawayimdrunk]

Still my favorite strip on the internet.

[official-michigan-posts]

i'm definitely not qualified to answer this chat what do you think

[official-michigan-posts]

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!!

THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD IS!!

YURI!!!!!!!

[wizardstan]

She killed her wife.

[junk-thunder]

I dont remember why I made hmmboob.png but I’m thankful for it every single day

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[edgebug]

"grace. grace! grace give attention. rocky perform human ritual of escape closet now. statement."

"come again?"

"i learn more from thinking machine. human gender preference. attraction to same gender, means word 'gay.' all eridian same gender." rocky stands straight up. "rocky come out to grace now. all rocky plural gay, statement."

"...wow, that's... rock, i'm not sure it makes much sense to apply human ideas of sexual orientation to a monogendered species."

a long and judgmental pause. then:

"grace HOMOPHOBIC, question????"