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You’re born with the ability to see through the ground. Dinosaur bones, gems, gold, so on. There’s usually one or two human skeletons, and you’ve learned to live with it, but one day you stop at a small town on a road trip, and every square inch is littered with human bones.

pokeyscrypt

“rad”

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The bone zone

grungegoths

A 3 month old baby girl : *Spreads her legs while playing around on her bed like any normal functioning other baby does since babies need to develop the muscles and bones in their legs by moving them*

Straight Parents™ : Now now dont act like such a whore little lady™ :) Here let me hold your legs closed together just like how all proper ladies’™ legs should be :))

Literally every decent person : What,in the everloving fuck,is wrong with y’all .

fandomshatepeopleofcolor

This is the kind of shit im talking about.Stop sexualizing kids ugh.

blackwoolncrown

bkhvjabeh WHATKJEHTQ

toothmuncher3000

hey sexualizing kids is fucking disgusting, bodies are bodies and nudity isn’t inherently sexual, ESPECIALLY IN KIDS

wynx-hates-pedos

Straight culture is sexualizing any normal action your kids do because y’all refuse to not be creepy about your views on sex.

hustlerose

you know what they say….. a btich can never have too much fruit

beached-thing

In one episode of Brooklyn Nine Nine, they talk about how trans people have it difficult in prison. In the very next episode the sentence “Nothing is more attractive in a woman than the clear absence of a penis” is uttered.

It’s almost like B99 is a show made by liberals for liberals and its progressiveness is entirely performative.

ewfwfeweer

Just want to point out since the post kind of glosses over the fact that the last sentence is uttered ironically by a gay character who is trying to pass as straight to distract a guard at a women’s prison. The running joke is that he believes straight people are transphobic and homophobic, so when he tries to pretend to be one, he acts that way. The joke is, no one around him acts like what he’s saying is off, making further commentary on how transphobic and homophobic our society is.

nintendhoe-switch-deactivated20

tumblr taking things out of context to vilify something good? its more likely than you think

chagrins

I’ve had enough of this school

elddansurin

wealth!!!

death-420

REBLOG WEALTH SOAP IN 10 SECONDS AND U WILL GET WEALTH!!!!!

azyin

im horny but like horny to cuddle

ear

@ girls with girlfriends … how did u do that …

littlesoy-deactivated20190519

Talk to a girl

aquilarios-deactivated20180610

Impossible. Have a terrible day.

emlepapillon

This is the Money doll sending you all enchantments of blessings and wealth!

Like/reblog for unexpected money to come your way! Like/reblog on Wednesdays for more blessings!

fairyqueensupreme-deactivated20

on all levels except physical, i am a whore

cashewcream-deactivated20170602

who up?? Kill me

dadcrone

i want 2 kiss someone at pride

dadcrone

I googled ‘how to get laid at pride’ and it turned up like 5 ‘the straight mans guide to boinking women at pride’ kill me

newtgeiszler

i hope no straight man ever gets his penis touched during the entire month june

dadcrone

like to charge reblog to cast

snackwizard

adults, while forcing all children above the age of 5 to sit still, be silent, and obey orders for 7-8 hours a day with minimal breaks, reducing their exposure to fresh air and sunlight to almost nothing, forcing them to alter their natural sleeping patterns to increase productivity, and repeatedly telling them their self worth depends on their being able to follow these instructions perfectly for 13 or more years: kids these days are so lazy! they never go outside! they never want to do anything! clearly it’s not because of us!