Procrastinating Writers Unite!

They/xe. 30 year old queer AF Canadian. Welcome to my weird hodgepodge of things that tickle me in various ways. I'm always up for a chat so don't be afraid of striking up a convo. In too many fandoms to bother starting a list. Despite title I don't typically post things useful for other procrastinating writers. Also I don't tag things consistently or well and I'm not going to start at this point. Have a good one! And if not that, have a better one!

[cwritesfiction]

First drafting a novel is really just whispering "would he fucking say that?" over and over again for several thousand words

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[cedarspiced]

[mysteryteacup]

Due to recent changes (*shakes fist at tech bros fucking up the planet*) I feel obliged to point out for the sake of anyone who does not have timestamps on that this post is from 2021 and therefore predates AI.

[ddeck]

when an artist draws fem versions of male characters but makes them skinnier smaller and less muscular................im not saying this is illegal but when their heart will be put on a scale it ain't gonna be lighter than a feather

[the-text-doctor]

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[philomurphy-deactivated20230323]

in case you wanted your sword to be a different colour other than purple:

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[chaos-canary]

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☆Rainbow Sword☆

[google-searchhistory-official]

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[the-arcade-doctor]

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[ J:\\ GLITCH SWORD. ]

[13thsinnr]

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[blairpuffs]

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bisexual sword

[surdus-magus]

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A lightsaber

[gayvampyr]

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lesbian sword

[gracebeth3604]

this has probably already been done but:

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minecraft :3

[dogin8]

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for the dagger users amongus

[pippins-place]

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CHAINSAW

[raccoon-hybrid]

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mf theres no yellow

[brain-empty-deactivated20241210]

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[summerblademoontime]

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BIG ASS SWORD

[imyelling]

fire sword

[aquariusrunes]

God I love tumblr. Where else am I gonna get a post with so many swords!!!

[wathav]

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[eeleye-mcshitposts]

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hookshot from zelda

[d-adpool]

not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best

[stitchposts]

[orteil42]

there's this sort of default assumption online that you're meant to have watched the latest defunctland, hbomberguy or dan olson video in a manner i'd compare to "catch the game last night?"

[simzart]

[bamsara]

You don't recognize what they are, but they see their reflection in you.

I started this a few months ago but I'm not satisfied with it, so I'll redo it later. If you want it as a download, its free on patreon here

speedpaint:

[afeelgoodblog]

“May I?” “You may.”

[callemreine]

I saw this last month on twitter and took a screenshot! Heres an addition

[oriolida]

[fuck-usag]

Sometimes real life beats the shit out of movies can you imagine LIVING THIS

[64mpg]

guy who has a mental health condition that comes and goes: i’m cured this time actually i can feel it

[64mpg]

same guy when they start having symptoms again: what the fuck is happening and why

[starlinedsword-deactivated20240]

addicted to overanalyzing music and applying it to my ocs

[quillith]

[todays-xkcd]

I can't believe Candles of Vienna caved to commercial pressure and added the Goku expansion.

Types of Board Game [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

Types of Board Game

[Under this header text, the comic contains 8 panels. Each of them is labeled at the top with a short description of the board game being played and features (from left to right) Cueball, Ponytail, Megan, and White Hat sitting on chairs around a table trying to play it.]

Boring Megan: Each turn, roll a die and move your token. Turns proceed clockwise around the table until we get bored and go home.

Abstract Cueball: Each turn, you can place any number of red triangles or blue squares on a hexagon, or move any hexagon to a...

Hyperspecific Theme Ponytail: It's October 2, 1814. The Congress of Vienna convenes. You are each in charge of distributing and lighting candles for the opening ball, which was held at these three locations...

Overcomplicated White Hat: It's a cross between *Twilight Imperium* and *Cones of Dunshire,* but implemented entirely in category theory. Every cone is a monad, and...

Cooperative Megan: We're working together to sort these decks of cards using only hand gestures. After that, we'll silently organize my junk drawer.

Branded Cueball: You can play as Phoebe, Chandler, Monica, Rachel, Ross, Joey, or, due to an ill-advised tie-in, Goku.

Party Ponytail: Each of the cards in your hand has a bad word on it. On the count of three, yell the...

Social Deduction Megan: Remember, per our *Find the Secret Murderer* house rules from last week, discovering that a player had committed a real-life murder does *not* count.

[todays-xkcd]

#I am reminded of the war games following specific battles that can be argued to be real time strategy board games #not because all the pieces move at once; but because the game takes roughly as long to play as the actual battle took (via @faolonfiendrender)

[divorceddadrock]

Anyone remember Dumb Ways To Die. Like they really made a 3 minute long music video of cute cartoon characters killing themselves in humorously fucked up ways solely as an elaborate PSA about being safe around trains and then made a fucking series of mobile games based around it and we all just let them. Will kids today ever understand how fucking legendary that was. Will they ever know.

[demilypyro]

you're just jealous because they draw me with shark teeth to indicate my rowdy personality

[proxima-bee]

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

[danicloth]

Can I keep you? 🩵

Late-night sketch 🤭… after working only on comms it was time to do something for myself… and I've been wanting to draw Vivi with that expression for ages… the Lewis was a last-minute addition 😆

[imakuni]

in pain from laughing at this fucking video

[lesbian-pangoro]

For anyone who was confused like I was

[weirdness-is-good]

Power Electronics