INFJ Facts

These facts are not entirely serious, and if you think they are, you should probably get your head checked. Also, we're from Pluto.

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i miss u guise D:

We miss you all too. ;-; -group hugs-

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INFJ over here. Just wanted to tell you that your blog is absolutely amazing =DDD <333

Oh, hey! Very great to hear that. Thanks for the compliment!

We apologise for the lack of activity. We're going to admit we just don't have the time for this blog right now. We don't intend to abandon this blog - but currently, we have other life priorities. I'm sure you all understand. ;-;

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Yes! I am so glad I have found you. Also, whoever wrote my astronomy textbook is also an INFJ; they argue that we can continue to call Pluto a planet if we choose as long as we understand the science behind why it was classified a Dwarf. Thanks, astronomy INFJ.

Yo! Glad to have you around, too! Is that so? Pretty interesting way to look at it, and I agree! Although, I can’t remember how Pluto became a gag on this blog - maybe if I’m bothered enough to look at our older posts I’ll remember, whoops!

But yes, thank you indeed, astronomy INFJ! 

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How the INFJs really acted when Pluto was declassified as a planet.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about us, you little Earth bitches? We’ll have you know every INFJ here is graduated at the top of their class in Mental Manipulation, and we’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Planet Earth, and have over 10000 spies working in the governments to slowly take over. We are trained in destroying spirits and have the best psychic army in the entire universe. You are all nothing to us but just another target. We will suck the soul right the fuck out of you with powers the likes of which have never been seen before on your puny planet, mark our fucking words. You think you can get away with declassifying our home planet? Think again, fuckers. As we speak we are contacting the said secret network of spies across the planet and your locations are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggots. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your advanced brain. You’re fucking dead, kids. We can be anywhere, anytime, and we can break you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with our words. Not only are we extensively trained in manipulating minds, but we have access to a magical meteor that we will use to wipe your miserable asses off the face of the universe should you piss us off enough, you little shits. If only you had known what unholy retribution your little “clever” declassification was about to bring down upon you all, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiots. We will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddos.

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Fact 108: INFJS touched the butt.

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I love this blog so much. Thank you for existing :D

Aw, shucks, thank YOU for existing! We're nothing without our lovely followers! <3 Keep submitting and we'll keep trying to lighten up that tag. Speaking of, I'm tacking on a housekeeping notice to your message: Followers, I'm going to set up a queue for the next few days this week! I shouldn't be too busy over all so I'll try to keep fresh posts rolling in while I consult with my admin cohort. 

Keep bringing on submissions! We love them, and you!

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Fact 107: INFJ isn't an MBTI personality type. It's a set of superpowers.

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INFJ FACT 106: INFJs GOTTA GO FAST.

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Fact 105: INFJ's CAN simply walk into Mordor.

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INFJ Confession 3563) INFJ Facts needs to post more. It's been a few weeks, I really hope the admins will continue to post.

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We know! We've been thinking about it! We don't intend to abandon this blog, it's just really hard to come up with funny facts when we've got stuff going on!

But don't you worry, precious darlings, we will post more at some point. T.T

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Fact 104: INFJs warned you about the stairs, bro!

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Fact 103: When INFJs cry, a star falls.

Submitted by Flip

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Fact 102: INFJs' hearts are made of Mithril.

Submitted by Flip

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Thank you for being amazing! So much entertainment from this. I'm glad you guys have focussed on the lighter side of INFJism which is so often overlooked.

Oh, don't thank us alone! Thank our great followers who submit to us when we're being derps with real life! And thanks to you, too! We're glad you find joy in our great purpose to shine a light on that INFJ tag. It's dangerous to go alone--take us! 

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Do you know of any unintelligent INFJs? It seems impossible, but then again I thought I'd never encounter an unintelligent ENTP and I know of one (granted, he is fictional).

You know, I personally don't think I've ever met an Ni dom who is unintelligent. This mod and her sister are both Ni dominants, and our parents are at least Ni auxiliary types, and pretty much their IQs are very high. I also know quite a few Ni doms as friends, and they, too, seem to lean towards brilliance (the other mod too is a genius pretty much).  Overall, I'm sure it is a possibility, but I think perhaps rather than being flat out "unintelligent" you might see gullibility, inexperience, ignorance, lack of an education, etc, etc, dominating out over someone just being plain stupid. 

But you never know. There's a first time for everything. Maybe fiction-land could find you that unintelligent INFJ, but this mod has never seen one so far! 

Also, as was mentioned below, Ni seems to do well on IQ tests, but I also meant academically as well. 

Edit: Thought I might ask our followers if they have any experience with this as well! Leave us an answer to the question and we'll send it out?

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Hey Dude/ttes great blog! Even though everything's pretty much tounge-in-cheek, it still uplifts me, because, as you know, being INFJ is a hella complicated thing. Keep up the good work!

Thanks, dear! We're glad the sass-n-snark is useful for more than complicated alien communication rituals!

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This is fantastic! Proud to be a INFJ!

And we're proud to have you, darlin'! You know, for the INFJ legion, and the inevitable takeover of Earth.