all broked out

"So I heard you like bartending?" Izaya Orihara ____ Apt. Room _ affiliated with Toshi City

[informaiming-blog]

Destruction of Toshi City?

Let's get started!

[bu-ko]

東横線の奇跡

[russiancrows]

If only the other would cry then it might prove his own humanity—the thing he seemed to love so much. To hear him spout such backhanded remarks about her senpai was enough to make her clench her fist in distaste. Spending a few weeks in this city has taught her to be patient and she wasn’t about to let him knock down all she had worked hard to achieve.

"I do not understand where you have accumulated the foolish idea of our kinship but such a thing does not exist so long as you are an enemy to Shizuo-senpai. If you believe that seeing me brings you joy, so be it. It is not the same on my end." 

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Was that patience he was witnessing? Goodness gracious, someone call a doctor, Izaya might pass out!

This city was full of oddities and so far, Izaya was loving it. Even the blonde, who hated him so much.

"Ah..." Izaya pretends to wince and the fact that it's fake is obvious to anyone who knows him. Him? Hurt by such words? Nonsense. Nevertheless, he keeps up the facade. "So harsh... Do you really hate me that much? I'm just a poor man looking to make a living, you know~."

That drawl at the end of his sentence trails off into silence and he breaks into another sly smirk.

[ikebxkuro-blog]

"Oh, I’m sure," she sighs. "You had absolutely no idea. Very convincing, Izaya-san."

She sighs, rolling her shoulders. “Heiwajima-san’s been quiet, and I don’t think he knows you’re here yet, either. How long do you think that’s gonna last?” she asks sarcastically.

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Izaya laughs, high-pitched for a male and a little nasally, before rolling his shoulders in a casual shrug. "You know me too well."

At the mention of Shizuo, the raven's gaze darks a little and he smirks cruelly, rolling his eyes and looking aside. With a foot scuffling the loose stones on the sidewalk, he responds carelessly, "However long he chooses not to make a brute out of himself. I'm still settling in, getting a feel for this place. I'd rather he dropped dead, but being quiet for a little bit longer would be nice, too."

[russiancrows]

Glares at Izaya. 

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[devilsattendant]

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There! On the horizon!

What a familiar face!

Is it her?

Ohh, God, is it?!

Could it be... YAGIRI NAMIE!

[b-shounens]

Pasta69 

[ikebxkuro-blog]

"… I’d been fine, up until recently. Very recently," she mutters. "What about you? Was Ikebukuro not enough?"

[informaiming-blog]

He merely rolls his eyes and chuckles at her obvious hint.

"Everyone left me behind! I was so lonely! I had no idea that this is where some of you have come." Yes he did.

[ikebxkuro-blog]

"Telling a girl to wear protection. You’re stupider than I initially thought.”

[informaiming-blog]

"A cactus can't put a condom on itself."

"Anyway, how are you, Masami-chan? Been good? Whatcha up to?"

[ikebxkuro-blog]

"let me think about this for a moment izaya-san"

"ok i got it"

"i would much rather date a doorknob and have sex with a breed of a rare poisonous cactus than spend more than two seconds breathing the same air as you"

"yeah that sounds about right"

[informaiming-blog]

"Wear protection~"

[ikebxkuro-blog]

(( this would be a wonderful time for you to become a missing person ))

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[[ masami-chan if u want me just say so ~<33 ]]

[ikebxkuro-blog]

(( the heck u want jerkzaya ))

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[[ ragnarok ]]

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(( fuckin disgusting ))

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[[ thank u

geek ]]

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[[ Aj ]]

[fanservice]

"The sweeter the honeymoon, the higher the flames of despair rise when it all comes crashing down."