Coda

hella anime, music, fashion, and dci/guard

[watersport5-deactivated20180924]

“What’s wrong?”

[towniebymitski]

[three birds outside and one of the birds is laying down sadly] bird: “what’s wrong? want a kiss?” [bird proceeds to kiss sad bird with small kissing sound]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Snow White literally had “lips red as a rose, hair black as ebony, and skin white as snow,” she’d look like a walking nightmare.

[play-read-write]

honestly this sounds like the description of a vampire. Which would also explain how she convinced seven dwarves to let her stay with them. How she could control some animals to do her bidding. How she could sleep for a long time without aging. Why the hunter betrayed the queen for her, and why the queen wanted her heart, so she could be sure she was killed properly. 

[spyderqueen]

Shit, THIS is a retelling I want to read.

[buzzfeedlgbt]

[caprette-is-no-longer-active]

*takes a long swig of juicebox*

[culturenlifestyle]

Miniature Oil Paintings Inspired by Astronomy on Rustic Lockets by Khara Leone

New York-based artist Khara Leone hand paints from scratch miniature enamel paintings. Inspired by stargazing and our solar system, Leone’s interstellar worlds are tucked inside quarter-sized lockets. The romantic pieces contain a charming sensibility and vintage quality. The lockets are usually composed or stainless steel or brass, which adds an intimate feature.

The miniature necklaces are introduced as memorabilia made with love and extreme precision and technique. Find her collection in her Etsy shop.

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[totouchthefaceofthestars-deacti]

I need one / all of them.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Harry Potter was surprisingly sane and emotionally stable for an orphan who was raised in an abusive household.

[queerlynx]

Real Neko Atsume Cats 

I know there’s already a similar post floating around, but I had already planned on making my own, and I had very specific breed headcanons! Also, this one includes the most recent cats :3 

[coffeefordage]

Now THIS is the content I signed up for!

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Life imitates art

[asweetdreammare]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I don’t follow the “respect is earned” philosophy. I respect everyone automatically and then each person has the opportunity to lose my respect based on their behavior.

[the-punk-innovator]

Here’s some snap chats of my tux dress 😀 I designed it myself! 😛 as a genderfluid I was really worried about wearing a dress but wanting to be in a tux yet nothing about the tux excited me. It’s a button up with ruffles on the front bro?? And this was for Prom bro. So I combined the two! If anyone else wants to make a tux dress, I recommend getting a skirt that best compliments your body type (for me, that was a skirt that hit me at my tiny waist and a high low skirt is just really fun!) and getting a tux shirt with a cummerbund,then putting the cummerbund over where the skirt meets the tux shirt. For the jacket I used a small blazer instead of a suit jacket because I didn’t fit into any of the guy’s jackets at the men’s warehouse department 😢 but it looked better with something that fit me anyway. then for the look overall I went with a white black red color palette since that’s a common color palette for tuxes. Accessorize as you please! The outfit pieces: Jacket- forever 21 Tux shirt, cummerbund, bow tie, button covers- the men’s warehouse department Skirt-http://tinyurl.com/z727vjf Ameynra Fashion High Low Skirt, White Chiffon, with ruffle and underskirt (I got the medium and requested the front to be 14 inches and the back is 37 inches) Thigh highs- hot topic Shoes- Mina’s shoes (some cheapy shoe store I found next to DD’s discounts)

[necromancatrix]

Oh my god I love this I need one. This is my aesthetic.

[clueless-dan]

I don’t know who you are, but I will find you…. and honestly I was going to say that I will steal your clothes, but can we better go shopping together and be my manager, cause damn you look amazing!!!!

[abi-juice-deactivated20181106]

oh my god???!!! i really want to make something like this because that is just too amazing!!!

[jellysfancy]

DAT SKIRT

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Mascot inside claw machine prank. [video]

[notordinaryfashion]

Jean Paul Gaultier Haute Couture

[jonekaran]

The whole process of me creating my prom dress ✨😭💕

JonéKaran ✨

[blackhaiirstyles]

[speedlimit15]

*agrees hoe heartedly*

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

“Thanks for the fish!” [video] 

[reddingtton-blog]

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability. think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

[dragoninthedesert]

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

[misanthropemom]

I still like teleport, no error, whether I’ve ever been there or not.

[ralfmaximus]

The superpower of probability is terrifying for other reasons. 

what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

Consider all the unlikely things that must occur in just the proper sequence for this to happen. It’s not just wishing 50 gallons of mac & cheese into existence – that’d be a different superpower. 

No, we’re talking about some serious reality bending here.

Like maybe: an 18-wheeler hauling a load of instant Kraft macaroni & cheese collides with a tanker truck filled with water outside your home. Both vehicles erupt into flame, which cooks the combined noodles & cheese mixture within a small non-nuclear mushroom cloud of an explosion.

The cooked mixture of mac & cheese (and burning fuel!) rises into the air on thermals a hundred feet above your house, exactly above your bathroom. 

At just the right moment, as the starchy cloud of cheesy noodles reaches the apex of its hideous arc, a freak storm causes a lightning bolt to crash down out of  the blue, blasting a hole in your roof above the bathtub. 

Shingles and plywood explode away from the roof and are diverted to the side by sudden 50 mph crosswinds… which, because of freak weather conditions, are perfectly timed to whisk away the roof debris but stop just as suddenly before the descending cloud of mac & cheese can be blown aside.

Four seconds later there is a moist mighty THLUPPPP noise as ~50 gallons of half-cooked, badly mixed mac & cheese & diesel fuel land in a soggy mess within your bathtub. 

Ding! Your bathtub full of mac & cheese? Probability 100%.

Also: two dead truck drivers, untold collateral damage from the explosion, a wrecked roof, dangerous storms trashing the neighborhood, and a disgusting inedible mess in your bathroom.

Oh wait, you wanted it perfectly cooked, ready to eat?  Too bad… you didn’t specify that. And if you had, imagine the FURTHER ridiculous unlikely events required to make that happen.

Because you’re not just wishing shit into existence. You’re shifting realities. 

Which, if you’re selecting for a very improbable circumstance means moving a LOT of existing reality out of the way – which takes energy. Because reality has inertia & momentum just like a river does, and does not want to be diverted.

This might be the most terrifying super power ever, just from its side effects.

[bobbycaputo]

[theoutli3r]

Imma stick with shapeshifting

[i-was-a-naive--antifeminist]