What's going on

The name is Dan. 30s. Texas. Wanna-be author.

[the-big-mood]

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[chryza]

literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......

[aphractal2]

horn ideas

free to use and open for more suggestions ^^

jawbone idea credit: apocryphoxx on insta

[catchymemes]

[one-hell-of-a-sheep]

why does oscar wilde take 150 pages to write something he could literally say in a paragraph

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gay

[yurious-george]

compelling argument

[mossadspydolphin]

what does this say about victor hugo

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no he was just french

[jam-the-hologram]

R.R Tolkien?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

autistic infodumping

[elden-12]

Put this together and I dread to think how long a novel by an autistic gay Frenchman would be. :p

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[keyfili]

PROJECT HAIL MARY 2026 • dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller

[dreamofless]

this is so silly.

[logeeka23]

[inthedepthofsoul]

This is a third derivative work. The story is a drarry fanfiction titled "仲夏之旅" It can be viewed on AO3. The author is MrsSnapeisme

[statictay]

once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally

[dragonfox-in-a-teacup]

It's called networking babe

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

when Boba Fett adds you on LinkedIn you know you've made it

[clueless-dan]

Me: Since I don't want to have children, I'm okay with dating a man who already has a kid. Also, I don't mind if my partner is a little older than me

Friend: Let me introduce you to this guy who shares your hobbies and likes the same things as you.

Me: Tell me more

Friend: He also has a daughter and is 10 years older than you

Me: You know what.... I changed my mind, I want my future partner to be childless and closer to my age

[seukorei]

TIME'S UP

fun symbolism:

akechi's clock is on 11:59, representing his metaphorical end

joker's clock is on 2:22, both alluding to the date 2/2 and the irony of fact that 222 in angel numbers means "right place, right time"

akechi has one eye open, while ren has both of his eyes covered in grief. neither of them are seeing fully

akechi's clock has the imagery of a noose

if you can't see it, ren is holding akechi's glove to his chest

[clueless-dan]

A Peter Pettigrew story...

I'm once again hyperfixating on my fanon Peter Pettigrew, and somehow I'm writing a long-ass-rewrite with the premise of Harry being raised not only by Sirius and Remus but also by Peter. And I have reached the third year, and I realized I didn't really plan this story AT ALL, so now I have to rewrite everything again! Because I was only going by the vibes.

Peter still betrayed the Potters and delivered them to Voldemort, but more things happened in the background that led Sirius not to jump to the assumption that Peter sold them out. Peter then played the victim card, and people believed he was innocent.

He gets to see Harry grow up next to Sirius and Remus. And somehow I got the idea that Peter could be a bridge between them and the Malfoys (again, there's an entire backstory that I'm still working on), and by the time Harry is in his Third year, I was strugguling on what to do, since the main plot point of the third year, is Sirius scapong Askaban and Peter hidding as scrables.

I have honestly jumped into a full canon divergence story, and I don't know what to dooooooooo

All I wanted was to write Drarry, and I spiraled into making this monstrosity a Peter Pettigrew-centric story with one-sided romance between Peter and Sirius

[alinalal-art]

ah, you’re back

[havingaverydrarryday]

[havingaverydrarryday]

[dawn4ngel]

[bbcwhereareyou]

[punchholesinthesky]

[clueless-dan]

Sometimes I swear I have the memory of a goldfish.

Last night I got high AF. This morning I woke up, made my bed, and proceeded to act like a respectable grown woman who works for the government.

I got home late tonight and just wanted to hit Penjamin before going to sleep.

Tell me why I couldn’t find it.

I literally turned my entire house upside down looking for that stupid pen and it’s just… gone.

And now I’m panicking. Somehow, my brain has convinced me that my mother, who lives in another country and would have to drive five hours to even get near me, is going to randomly appear out of thin air and immediately find my pen within seconds of walking in.

So NOW I am rearranging my ENTIRE house at night like a crazy person just so I can find that pen and hide it.

Because in the extremely hypothetical, highly unrealistic scenario that my mother shows up in the middle of the night… she will absolutely not find it.

Goldfish brain: 1 Me: spiraling.

[clueless-dan]

I found it

It was under the FUCKING MATTRESS