it's a metaphor you dumbass

my name is ingo and i'm the smarter subway master i let emmet talk because it's cute when he gets excited but most of the stuff that comes out of his mouth is dumb as hell ilasgoc is gay

[ingoesmytrain]

poo poo

[ingoesmytrain]

go fuck a bee phoebee

[ingoesmytrain]

choo choo

[ingoesmytrain]

my very presence brings about demise

(kanye west voice) no one man should have all that power

[coolress]

[ingoesmytrain]

Is something wrong...?

[ingoesmytrain]

(steps on Albertoe)

[coolress]

SCREAMS

[ingoesmytrain]

cheating while I’m away, Colress?

[coolress]

I’M  SORRY INGO PLEAS FORGIVE ME„„

[ingoesmytrain]

#I LOVE YOu

And I love you too

come here and kiss me xoxo

[ingoesmytrain]

I'm here to check up on my wife I'm not staying for long

[ingoesmytrain]

ING O ? ?????I L OV YO U INGo

/kisses

[coolress]

judallofthehomo said: hey colress

[coolress]

JUDAR

[ingoesmytrain]

#MARRY M

(clears throat)

[coolress]

SCREAMS

[ingoesmytrain]

cheating while I'm away, Colress?

[coolress]

judallofthehomo said: hey colress

[coolress]

JUDAR

[ingoesmytrain]

#MARRY M

(clears throat)

[ingoesmytrain]

it was so cold and all i did was take one sip of tea now my body is on fire i can't do this

[ingoesmytrain]

i missed you too…..husband……………come here i………………..

[pkmntrainerkamina]

embraces u…………………………ingo……………………

[ingoesmytrain]

(mwah) i love you please don't leave me again like that

[pkmntrainerkamina]

ingoesmytrain said: i

INGO

[ingoesmytrain]

kamina…………………………………..

[pkmntrainerkamina]

I MISSED YOU

[ingoesmytrain]

i missed you too.....husband...............come here i....................

[pkmntrainerkamina]

ingoesmytrain said: i

INGO

[ingoesmytrain]

kamina.........................................

[ingoesmytrain]

alright which one of you gays told me to get on

[ingoesmytrain]

wearing black is perhaps the stupidest thing to do when it's so goddamn hot outside i think i'm going to suffer from a heatstroke if i don't get out of these clothes soon

[ingoesmytrain]

rhythmeme replied to your post: my the best big brother what

Ingo your the best big brother.

my the best big brother what