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Bi baby bi |20| Oregon stoner🍁 My names Mackenzie(: 18+ Ask me stuff

[inhale-relax]

Hey all

This is basically my goodbye post since tumblr eats ass (not in the good way) and this is my nsfw blog so I’m abandoning it. If you wanna follow my humor blog feel free, it’s pretty weedless and “tame”. Factory-dildo. Love y’all

[feministism]

[msknope]

[bbygirlripsbongs]

I can’t begin to explain how in love with my new baby bong I am. 😭🙌🏻

Made by rob_semione on IG!

[emanuelee]

even my soul is tired.

[weedltd]

[anxiousbutconfident]

when lazy kissing gets intense with that deep breath and hip pull

[dontgetwisewithme]

Going from that warm hello to that red hot need

[trixforadults]

Christmas calls for 24k gold joints 🔥

[kuush-queen]

Firebros 🌹

back when everything in my life was going to shit except the quality of weed I smoked

[idareu]

no offense but why are yal so obsessed w that white lady from the x file

[capacity]

shes cool and she did this to us

[uulta-deactivated20181225]

this is The funniest post

[ostdrossel]

Curious dark rainbow overlords.

[psycosis91]

Visit Original Link

[greylilacs]

I’m a foster mother to 100 baby spiders

Okay so the other day I was taking the trash out and my nail caught on a spider egg sac!

Unfortunately it split open and all the little eggs came tumbling out and luckily landed in a box.

After getting them all in a glass, I was left with several questions, no answers and guilt! But I asked in a few spider groups and got a tutorial on making a spider incubator!

Sooo! We went through a few different stages of mini Orbeez

And by mini I mean REALLY mini!

But finally we started seeing development!

See the little white dot?! That’s a wee lil baby!

Then more started showing up!

Then the day came!! Little legs started showing up!!

And then!!!

Today I just went to look and!!

!!!

MY BABIES ARE HATCHING!

[greylilacs]

Update

They’re perfect in every way and I love my dumb spider babies. 

This is Joseph. He’s learning to walk properly. 

He’s not very good at it yet though.

He try his best. 

[fortidogi]

He has a fucking :3 on his face.

[ghazal67]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this is literally how i dance

[askinfresh]

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

[excima]

she did that

[aestheticacadema]

do u ever get those days where u actually look kinda ok and u take 400 selfies bc this day may never come again

[paded]

following back similar!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pink--thinker]

[wavewarrior]

i dream about this in a future!!!