Conjugate me Daddy

[promiseland-blog1]

“Je serai trop différent pour leur vie si tranquille”

Indochine - College Boy  / Video Directed By Xavier Dolan   

[inimicos]

Thanks Siri. You tell me I'm dying so casually.

[inimicos]

A clean desk is a clean mind.

[inimicos]

Exam prep décor

[capacity]

Why are you single

I literally don’t leave my house and I don’t talk either

[blogsfromtheapocalypse]

I can feel it. When people near me are taken. It’s like a candle being blown out, and I can feel the smoke trailing up and up and then fading away.

[leyla35-deactivated20180706]

Bich I’m lonely as fuk

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[iraffiruse]

The Beatles: The Original Trolls

[bitchbot]

[george-cumby]

careful you might slip and get jazz hands

[userboxer]

[parenthesisgrey-archived]

has this been done yet?

[gghdos9917jkclapfd]

Smol 173

Meet smol 173!

He wants to hug your thumbs and maybe break them in the process

[danielhowell]

wtf i just zoned out and threw the salad i finished making into the bin my subconscious literally hijacked my body to make me order a pizza

[inimicos]

my wife: i'm leaving you

me: why?

my wife: you feel the need to use the alignment chart in every aspect of life and i can't take it anymore

me, quietly: lawful evil behavior

[glassbonespaperskin]

Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired

Paulo Coelho (via glassbonespaperskin)