Injured Dory Merchandise

Aprons, T-Shirts, Games, and more! All at your injured Dory store!

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WHAT DO YOU EXPECT TO GAIN FROM FOLLOWING ME JUST FUCKING END ME PUT ME OUT OF MY OOD DAMN MISERY DO YOU LIKE THIS?? DO YOU ALL LIKE WATCHING ME FUCKING SUFFER FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

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dory is everything alright. speak to us please

im really not okay

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i can feel my organs shutting down everything around me is fading and all my senses have gone numb

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THE STORE DOES NOT ACCEPT TUMBLECOIN WE ONLY ACCEPT CURRENCY THAT DOESNT KEEP ME IN EXCRUCIATING AGONY PLEASE GOD WHY ISNT ANYONE HELPING ME IT HURTS SO MUCH

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jesus christ i feel my lungs collapsing it hurts so hard to breathe just make it stop make it st

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where would one actually buy these things? id like to send a card to my mother, she's been in the hospital for the past 9 months and I think it'd make her smile

EVERYTHING FUCKING HURTS MAYBE IF FOR ONCE IM NOT IN PURE FUCKING AGONY I CAN MAKE A REDBUBBLE AND I HOPE YOUR MOM FEELS BETTER BUT DEAR GOD I FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO PASS OUT SOMEBODY HELP ME WHY ARENT ANY OF YOU HELPING ME

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new winter spring sale up ahead! coupon code: bluetang get 10% off all items! lasts all season. please make it stop.

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DON'T JUST STAND THERE FUCKING HELP ME

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i cant see everything hurts

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Can u please sell the im in pain cards i wanna buy like 20

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE THE PAIN STOP I ONLY ASK FOR DEATH

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“EVERYTHING HURTS PLEASE GOD MAKE THE PAIN STOP.” -Injured Dory during the creation of this video

Ha, our girl sure is a kick folks! Enjoy this great video of our own Dory superstar dancing with pop-star sensation, Gazelle, all the way from Zootopia! Now in theatres!

https://dancingwithgazelle.com/us/

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Drinking glasses! Don’t wanna give your kids a flask for christmas? That’s perfectly acceptable! Why not trade in your alcoholism for a unique dying-fish imprinted drinking glass?

Starting at: 3.99$

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Joggers! Rock-Climbers! Excercise Enthusiasts galore! Toss out that nappy and worn-out water bottle and pimp it up with this new fish-printed sports bottle today! The future is now!

Starting at: 4.99$

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Here come the keychains! These uniquely-designed keychains are suitable for any set of keys you carry around! Make your keyline unique by adding a slowly dying blue hippo tang right beside of your car keys!

1 key-chain (Oval, Square, Circle, Heart) :1.99$

->*~!!!SALE!!!~*<- Buy 3 different keychains and get the 4th shape for free! 1st key-chain (Oval, Square, Circle, Heart) : 1.99$ 2nd key-chain (Oval, Square, Circle, Heart) : 1.99$ 3rd key-chain (Oval, Square, Circle, Heart) : 1.99$ 4th key-chain (Oval, Square, Circle, Heart) : 0.00$

What YOU pay: 5.99$

Get one (or four!) today!

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Ohh! It’s quite chilly outside! And what not a better time then in the winter should these exclusive coffee canteens be rolling out in our stores!

Starting at 7.99$

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Not only are your neighbors plagued with the ungodly task of seeing your dog shit on their lawn, but now, you can even compensate for the sin by letting their eyes befall this miraculous tile outfit of our favorite mutilated fish!

Injured Dory ® “Bringing people together since 2 days ago”

Starting at: Toy Breeds 4.99$ Small Breeds 9.99$ Medium Breeds 14.99$ Large Breeds 19.99$ Giant Breeds 24.99$