1 Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2 Five minutes - If she is getting dressed, this means a half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3 Nothing - This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4 Go ahead - This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!!! 5 Loud sigh - This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. 6 That's okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7 Thanks - A woman is thinking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. ( unless it's a "thanks a lot" which is pure sarcasm, and the reply of you're welcome will bring on the "whatever") 8 Whatever - It's a woman's way of saying "go to hell" 9 Don't worry about it, I got it - Another dangerous statement, meaning that is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong?". For the response refer to #3.
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