Dont Be Lasagne

[tom-bakers-scarf]

I could write essays on how much I adore uquiz as a medium for interactive storytelling, but the best form of explanation is often example so please enjoy my long (genuinely, it's enormous) and slightly pretentious (sorry), uquiz about going on a Completely Normal Quest!!!!

Not all adventures turn out how you initially would’ve thought. by @tom-bakers-scarf (Tumblr)

tw: minor gore, being buried alive, psychological horror

If you do complete The Quest, tag yourself with your result!!

[young-replica]

[mokubaskaiba]

[slimetony]

In 2025 Papa John is publicly executed by the peoples revolutionary guard but instead of a guillotine they use a giant pizza cutter

[gsirvitor]

[coyoteobsessed]

i can’t stop watching this

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

@mistborn-catgirl

[shadow-wizard-moneygang]

GO WHITE BOY GO

[enbyhyena]

Does this guy even have bones????

[iconuk01]

I assume he has, probably stacked in a neat pile in his room, after all, he might need them later even if he sure ain't using them now.

[deeplovelydark]

doctor who is crazy because when you're watching as a child it's a fairytale with monsters and heroes but when you're an adult it's suddenly about melancholy, the passage of time, obsession, guilt, faith & worship. but at the same time that's exactly what a fairytale is.

[officialunitedstates]

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

[dat-soldier]

[dat-soldier]

You know what other popular tumblr post is about to hit a million?

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[sjweminem]

Historical RPF is valid. My wife and I have had some of the best sex of our marriage as Will Shakespeare and Kit Marlowe

i just woke up

[sjweminem]

i just woke up

[circusheart]

Hooked up with a British guy once and he said "awh that's propah" while I ate his ass

[matter-for-mass]

[youcanstillwhistle]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

[nerdreamer]

[samwisefamgee]

[etaka]

[aromancy]

[fuks]

[citrineghost]

Needed work

[ixxy-aguamala]

+colormatching

[queen-mihai]

It needed to be done

[transcyberism]

Fixed the lighting

[elvencantation]

[pastel-pink-psycho]

[sexysilverstrider]

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

[medusasstory]

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

[natequarter]

we should stop having doctor who showrunners who were fighting over meaningless lore as teenagers in the 80s and start having showrunners who were fighting over meaningless lore as teenagers in the 2010s

[phlurp]

My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.

[bookshelfpeppermint]

ITS BACK

[my-lil-spot]

im crying

[battleshipping]

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

[swiftliv]

please put in the tags how many siblings you have and whether you’re a competitive person or not it’s for science

[lost-where-the-forest-would-grow]

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

[daovihi]

reblog if you are an ad hating commie