My Slice of Heaven

Maggie. 22. Tattoos. Hair. Smoking. Eminem. Quotes. AHS. Alcohol. SEX. Piercings. Guys. Love. Breaking Bad. Photography. Boobs. Weed. Orange is the New Black. Partying. Texts. Drinking. Girls. Makeup. <3

[coastline-haze-blog]

[b78o]

[fkaeros]

I work at a swim school and we occasionally have birthday parties. I over hear a conversation one of the kids had with their mom

Hears conversation between a mom and daughter who is like 6.

Mom: Looking at news article on phone about Sam Smith**

Girl: Mommy why is Sam Smith kissing a boy?

Mom: it’s because he’s gay honey.

Girl: Mommy what does gay mean?

Mom: Like girls like boys, it’s when boys like boys.

Girl: Oh….well why can’t girls like girls?

Mom: They can they’re called lesbians.

Girl: lessions?

Mom: No, Les-Bee-Ens.

Girl: Oh Okay,….can I be lesbian?

Mom: Sure, only if you feel that way, why?

Girl: Cuz there’s this girl name katey and she’s really really pretty like prettier then Elsa.

Mom: PRETTIER THAN ELSA?!?!

Girl: Yeah, I want her to be my girlfriend.

Mom: Okay, wait…what about that other kid you liked, that boy named Jimmy.

Girl: I don’t like Jimmy anymore, I only said that cause I thought I didn’t have anymore options but boys.

Mom: *starts dying laughing*

Me *starts dying laughing*

[grow-your-weed]

[skygenders]

Best Tumblr Responses 

[ink3dgodd3ss420]

I apologize again followers...

I haven't been very active at all the past month. I've tried to get back into it after changing my url, but it's just not giving me the same joy it had before...

[wavybitches]

Nug Shots🔎🍃🔥

[ink3dgodd3ss420]

therapist: why do you laugh when you say anything negative about yourself

me: cos honestly its hilarious how incompetent i am

[brutalgeneration]

[thatgirlmustbeawesome]

What’s so bad about periods

[linzerfish]

At first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point”

[weedporndaily]

[tteenagedepression]

You don’t know distance until you’ve shared your bed with somebody who’s falling out of love with you.

(via stephanieeeelala)

[my-teen-quote]

[bushybrowboy-deactivated2015041]

[excima]

I’ve watched this 20 times and im still laughing

[curriedgoat]

Im crying

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[coryaintshit]

lmfao.

[o204]

honestly cant risk this one

[ink3dgodd3ss420]

Omg!

[sammiebouc]

[ink3dgodd3ss420]

people: watch your language

me: oh shit sorry