Perfectly flawed.

[thefckintrashking]

You MUST Reblog this! 

[brendonkadonk]

[just-a-touch-of-sass-and-fandoms]

SPN Convention PSA:

Going forward, especially at this upcoming convention in D.C., DO NOT ask Jared a single question about what is currently taking place.

No “we stand with you”

No “Jared we love you no matter what”

NOTHING

Each of those comments force his hand to make a statement. This is something for him, and his family, to handle. We will always be his family, but right now we need to respect that we are a different kind of family to him. He deserves our complete respect and support, but NOT at the expense of him having to publicly comment on things he is not ready to.

Please, please, PLEASE, be the respectful and loving people we are known to be. We owe him this ❤️

[puthyflapps]

I saw Ted Danson was trending on twitter and I got so nervous. Turns out him and Jane Fonda just got arrested for protesting climate change 😅

[thelostswede]

[blueartistic813]

TONIGHT

[lakeffectqueer-deactivated20240]

TONIGHT

[stay-inside-the-salt-ring]

T O N I G H T

[thatspaceace]

tonight

[too-many-fandoms-to-pick-one]

TONIGHT

[bunnyrabbit-the-kid]

T O N I G H T

[smolalpacacutie-deactivated2021]

It’s Australia.

TODAY

[adventurelandia]

Noir Princesses by Ástor Alexander

[eleinkl]

I need 👆 on movies. Now.

[parasiteeve-archive]

@patdfobmcr-yt ask and ye shall receive 

[lullychi]

a cinematic masterpiece

[gaynfl-moved]

pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

[marisatomay]

a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go

the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride

Ms Polygraph Test

$200 birthday

bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all

[gaynfl-moved]

since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady

[imsuchacapricorn]

New to the arena, Kristie and her surprise wedding

[history-freak1]

Y'all really gonna pass up childless millennial Disney Mom?

[gaynfl-moved]

my FAVORITE angry facebook post of all time

[ahundredhundredheartbeats]

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE “CHANGE YOUR DOG’S NAME” PREGNANT LADY

[orchidvioletindigo]

That surprise wedding situation sounds like a murder-suicide waiting to happen

[memewhore]

These are amazing.

[sarahcakes613]

I honestly can’t even pick a favourite.

[femestella]

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you accidentally internalized capitalism

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube

[animatedamerican]

… I am unironically here for this

[oldfilmsflicker]

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

[kabesattic]

This is - legitimately - my favourite delivery of Shakespeare I have EVER seen (and I have seen some good-ass productions yo, in the Globe Theatre itself even). Like seriously, even though the words are unchanged, he’s stripped away ALL of the archaic pretense and assumed grandeur of ~presenting the bard~ that makes even the most wildly talented of actors and innovative of productions inherently inaccessible to a modern audience. Like, they’re still great, they can still communicate the message and (some) of the nuance, but they’re still always a step removed from being identifiable to any viewer’s lived experience. They’re still always reciting 15th century poetry. But this guy? This guy is like, screw iambic pentameter, to hell with being precious about the material, HOW WOULD AN ACTUAL PERSON SAY THIS SHIT?

Like this. And it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful to hear a soliloquy I loved so much already, and have it come to life in a way it never, ever, did before. I feel like I grasp his motivations, his twists and turns, no longer on an academic level but on a visceral, instinctive one. Because he’s presenting his mental and emotional journey in a way that speaks honestly, like a real person.

So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.

[kasiaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[guavajagular]

I made an illustration of the AH crew because I realised I haven’t done one in quite a while.

[chandlerbings]

[couldabeenacontenderr-deactivat]

THIS IS SO GREAT because they couldn’t even hold it together completely in the final take!!

[abbeysquidd]

A short animation that accidentally took all day!

Video: GET OUT OF MY CREV - GTA V: Air Quota | Let’s Play

[soupshark]

[paverics]

this is extra funny if you know that the show is in fact not scripted, for the kids anyway, so the 3 of them who were on the show were only told a basic outline of the scene so (most) of what they said was exactly what they thought of on the spot and the adults had no idea what was going to happen

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

What show is this? I wanna watch

[awrats]

this was supposed to be funnier than it actually came out 

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

Me everyday

[ruphobic]

at this wedding as a bridesmaid its actually very beautiful. im gonna ask the waiter what he thinks hold on

[ruphobic]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO this waiter off his shits he has the real tea on the bride if anyone heard him hes SO fucked

[ruphobic]

oh fuck

[lipglossgerard]

Op what is the tea

[feyrealms]

I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired

[newtgeiszler]

jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it’s gone downhill for him

[wombatking]

So to be clear, the immortal timeline seems to be:

John Mulaney - early 20th century

Eric Andre - Probably 17th century or so.

Taika Waititi - Elizabethan age, probably hung out with Shakespeare

Keanu Reeves - We think sometime around Alexander the Great, but he seems to have just sprung up fully formed.

Jeff Goldblum - 100% Biblical times, may or may not be King Solomon.

Tommy Wiseau - Indeterminate, may be the first Homo Sapiens.

[strangehorse]

this is david lynch erasure

[hubblegleeflower]

Who are the female immortals?

[artisanbloodbank]

Jenny Slate - Jazz Age Darling, bffs with Alice Roosevelt

Helena Bonham Carter - Refused an invitation to dine with Queen Victoria based on her treatment of the Irish

Lucy Liu - ran away from home to join Ching Shih, 19th century Pirate Queen’s crew. Was considered too soft for fighting and was given an accordion

Bjork - 14th century Icelandic healer accused of witchcraft, also possibly a selkie

Whoopie Goldberg - present during the Conquest of Constantinople but don’t bring it up around her, it’s too fresh in her mind

Tilda Swinton - found sleeping in a peat bog. Carbon dating inconclusive

[tamjador-deactivated20231120]

this is blatant cher erasure

[aces-and-anime]

Cher isn’t immortal - she can just turn back time

[tracing-rivers]

Are we forgetting that Anne Hathaway was very openly married to Shakespeare?