Adventures of a Hostess 1
Me (a hostess at a local nice Italian restaurant): *calling a customer* hi! I’m calling to confirm a reservation at 5:30
Customer: yes! We’re actually about to be on our way
Me: it’s for 29 people right?
Customer: oh no!
Me: *pales* oh no-?
Customer: its only seven! The people must’ve misheard me-
Me: ma’am that’s the best news I’ve heard all night!

















