Those Who Wander Into The Mists Nary Return

Blegh Ble Blegh

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Ireena (About Ismark): “It’s like he’s an artist…and his canvas is misery”

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Xénia: “I’m not like other girls. I don’t die when I’m killed.”

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Nox: “I’m a goth girl on the inside. On the outside? A father figure.”

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Aro: “Replacing my mental illness with vampirism.”

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Leoword (to Nox): “Hey man, I saw you from across the tavern and I really dig your tall dark and morally bankrupt murderer for hire vibe. Can I get your kill count?”

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Oarz: “I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.”

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Ismark: *Looks in the mirror* “Aww man, it’s me.”

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Xénia: “This may shock you Nox, but I come from a long line of wives and mothers.”

Nox: “Many do.”

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Leoword: *GASP* “A money!”

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Tiffany: “Aro! Think about the saddest thing that’s ever happened to you!”

Aro: “Aww, man, where do I begin?”

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Leoword: “Hi, Nox.”

Nox: “Did I say anything last night to make you think this is okay?”

Leoword: “Ha ha you’re so funny but seriously you’re never gonna believe what just happened.”

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Kuro: “Can I help you?”

Nox: “Probably not.”

Kuro: “What the fuck is that supposed to mean?”

Nox: “It means whatever the fuck you want it to mean.”

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Xénia: “What do you want to do?”

Nox: “Nothing legal. Let’s get out of here.”

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Leoword: “Let’s just knock on the door.”

Nox: “You are the absolute worst at recon, Leoword. You have the patience of a small child.”

Leoword: “Please, I have the patience of at least a normal sized child.”

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Ines: “Where are you guys? You were supposed to be at the hideout hours ago!”

Kazimir: “We’re at the apothecary.”

Ines: “What? Oh my gods, why? What happened?”

Kazimir: “Pascha swallowed a watermelon seed.”

Ines: “S-so? It’s not like the plant is gonna to grow in his stomach or anything.”

Kazimir: “…We’ll be back in ten minutes.”

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Oarz: “What’s wrong?”

The party: “Everything, bitch, don’t act stupid.”

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Pascha: “Hey there. When I wake up in the middle of the night screaming, this is a song Ines sings to calm me down.”