#oarz

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Oarz: “What’s wrong?”

The party: “Everything, bitch, don’t act stupid.”

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Rho: “In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?”

Vell: “Oarz, how tall are you?”

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Oarz: “Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost.”

Basil: “That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.”

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Biscuit: “The floor is lava.”

Oarz: *pushes Biscuit onto the floor*

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Aerta: “Why the heck is there blood everywhere?”

Oarz: “Well, you see, it’s simple color theory.”

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Aerta: “Oarz, a question – if Biscuit and I were drowning, who would you save?”

Oarz: “You can both swim.”

Aerta: “True but it’s a hypothetical question, so who would you save?”

Oarz: “My time and effort.”

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Rho: “How do tall people sleep? Wouldn’t their feet go right past the blanket?”

Oarz: “Rho it’s three in the fucking morning.”

Rho: “So you can’t sleep? Is it the blanket?”

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Oarz: “Stop asking me how everything is going. I don’t know, I’ve been ignoring it”