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I know people preach ‘girl dad’ Steve (and I am so here for it), but imagine ‘boy dad’ Steve! He’d be so present in his son’s life, trying to correct his dad’s mistakes — teaching his son to break gender stereotypes, allowing him to participate in ‘girly’ sports, even encouraging him to cry and communicate his feelings. I love dad Steve.

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chris treats the wifi router like a dad treats the thermostat. the wifi blips out for like 10 minutes and he’s all I KNOW YOU TOUCHED IT.

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My personal headcanon: Chris Hartley does the SpongeBob dance unironically

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chris you quarter zip matcha loving feminist literature reading 6'8'' king

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Susie deltarune

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Go like up my bsf!!!!

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Dating loser Nam-gyu in high school

🪷 - He looked so angelic this season

Requester - Anonymous

PRE-SQUID GAME TIMELINE

♱ In this AU he’s kind of a stoner who is conveniently friends with the popular kids, but they don’t like him because he’s ‘needy’. You’re relevantly popular, but not so popular that people are in disbelief when you start dating

♱ It started off with you buying weed off of him for your friends. Nam-gyu was notorious for selling cheap, effective weed. He was also known to give discounts to pretty girls — And you have a face that make your parents clap

♱ It was awkward, standing in a deserted parking lot as Nam-gyu handed you an extra baggie. He initially said it was because you were a first time buyer — He later on admitted to wanting to impress you

♱ Over the course of six weeks, you continued to see Nam-gyu — Both for weed purposes and because you were genuinely infatuated by him. Despite his bad smoking habits, Nam-gyu was quite smart and proved it by listing his favourite books

♱ Nam-gyu’s confession was brief. His feelings weren’t in the slightest discreet, but he did struggle with communicating his emotions. It was over text and he sent a game of pool after it

♱ Messy make outs in his car. Shit kisser; you have to teach him how to kiss

♱ Is a poor cook. Thinks two minute noodles and brownies is peak food. Dates mainly consist of sharing a cheap cup of ramen and gorging yourself out on edibles and then making out to Frank Sinatra

♱ He follows you around like a PEST. It gets to a point where you have to shoo him away

♱ Had a glow up after he started dating you. He used to have long, thin hair that was not taken care of. After much convincing, he got his hair cut and layered and after some research, he began to use pharmaceutical skin products to care for his acne

♱ He’s kind of childish. Thinks fart and penis jokes are peak humour

♱ His weed ‘business’ is just a side gig; he has an actual job. He works at a shitty pizza place, SPECIFICALLY as a dishwasher

♱ POSTS YOU TO THE SMITHS

♱ Says holy guacamole whenever you show him an INCH of your skin — Barks when you show him your boobs

♱ He has a genuine fear of momo, so he makes you come to the toilet with him at night

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General Chloe Price headcanons

🪷 - someone said ‘we want more chloe stuff your shitty girl’ This is my first impression of you btw (≖_≖ )

BtS TIMELINE

𖦹 Has glasses, she just doesn’t wear them — Always makes you read for her

𖦹 Uses men’s deodorant because she’s a little smelly

𖦹 Also uses room spray as deodorant if she’s out

𖦹 Hates tomatoes

𖦹 Once mistakingly texted David that she’d ‘devour dat ass’ (for context; she was replying to a picture of you in a nice pair of jeans) — David sat the two of you down and explained safe sex

𖦹 She reads manga

𖦹 Forgets her locker code all the time

𖦹 She’s not a good swimmer

𖦹 Has drawn comical images of Principal Wells as the hulk

𖦹 Chloe has imagined herself surviving in a zombie apocalypse (she’d die within the first week)

𖦹 Has accidentally dyed her hair green

𖦹 Was a picky eater as a child

𖦹 Makes you homemade gift for every anniversary — “Do you know what day it is?” “No, should I?” “Are we deadass. It’s the anniversary of our first kiss.”

𖦹 She loves ranch

𖦹 Her wallpaper is just an ugly photo of you sleeping, but Chloe thinks the lighting makes you look ethereal

𖦹 Had a crush on BOTH starfire and raven from teen titans

𖦹 When you were kids, she always made your barbie and her barbie kiss. Got upset if you asked her to play Ken

𖦹 She has dyed her armpit hair blue once

𖦹 She’s never on time (EXCEPT FOR YOUR DATES, then she’s fifteen minutes early)

𖦹 Her my little pony character is rainbow dash

NOT PROOFREAD

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More nam-gyu headcanons because I love him so much (SHORT)

🪷 - My last post blew up! Requests are open!

PRE-SQUID GAME TIMELINE

♱ He has sprained his ankle more than three times

♱ Either goes to bed at 8pm or 2am, there’s no in between

♱ I think Nam-gyu struggles with vulnerability — His mum was very strict and she was quiet harsh on Nam-gyu. He was her only child, so she expected a lot of him. When he didn’t reach up to her expectations, she would be livid. It was only out of love, though. She wanted the best for him, so seeing him fail brought her pain

♱ Whenever someone asks if he’s okay, despite being VIVIDLY upset, he’ll go; “What if I said no? What are you going to do about it, Sarah?”

♱ He’s a sloppy drunk

♱ He has an iPhone 8 — And his phone case is yellow

♱ Sweats so much it’s insane, he has to buy cooling pads in the summer so he doesn’t overheat

♱ He had a bowl cut up until he was twelve, then he began growing his hair out because someone said he had big ears

♱ Was a victim of the 2010 edgy tumblr phase

♱ Is easily rage baited

♱ Never reposts, hates social media

♱ Loves letterbox, though

♱ Insanely good at painting

♱ He never refers to you as his ‘girlfriend’ — He always calls you his ‘partner’, it feels more sincere

♱ Doesn’t kiss you, he kind of just shoves his cheek next to your cheek and blows air on (to?) your face

♱ Hates mustard

♱ He was a FAT baby

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I love Nam-gyu so much but I hate how badly people mischaracterise him, so here’s my personal take on him

🪷 - I’m still writing for Chloe! I just can’t find any good Nam-guy fanfics because the fandom is so dead ദ്ദി ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ )

PRE-SQUID GAME TIMELINE

♱ I don’t think Nam-gyu is a nasty incel who’s never experienced the touch of woman — If any think, I just think he’s a total loser

♱ Nam-gyu lived with his mum till he was twenty four, he told his friends it was “cheaper”. In reality, he’s a crybaby who can’t handle having roommates and sharing a shower with two other men

♱ He drinks long blacks thinking it makes him look sophisticated — Nam-gyu prefers strawberry matcha, he just thinks it’s too girly

♱ He loves alternative milks, despises dairy

♱ I personally think Nam-guy has been hospitalised from dehydration

♱ Nam-gyu’s self-esteem issues stemmed from his childhood. His dad left when he was five, so he didn’t have a male figure in his life. He was also a little chubby pre-puberty, so none of the girls really liked him

♱ Then he hit puberty and it wasn’t any better — He lost all the excess baby weight, but he gained horrible acne. Not just hormonal acne, either, like full on cystic acne

♱ He was also a little smelly and nobody told him

♱ Never showered after gym class because he had horrible back-acne and chest-acne. Not showering only made it worse, though

♱ I also think he had teeth problems for some reason

♱ Avid coffee drinker, hates energy drinks

♱ Despite everything, I don’t think Nam-gyu’s a virgin — I mean, come on, he’s almost thirty and works at a club 💔

♱ I do, however, think his first time was horrible. He wasn’t sober, his hands were by his side the entire time, and he left wearing his minecraft boxers he bought off of temu (temu victim)

♱ He ghosted the woman after the hookup, mainly because he was too scared of confrontation (and commitment)

♱ Loves sudoku

♱ I think Nam-guy went to community college and got a bachelor’s degree in history (specifically modern history)

♱ Is a total film nerd

♱ Has an extremely low screen time, like he uses his phone a maximum of twenty minutes per day (daily sudoku puzzle, setting alarms, and checking the news)

♱ Nam-gyu is NOT a misogynist — Huge misconception. Nam-gyu has (in my au at least) a single mum who he idolises, he cannot imagine hating a woman purely because she is better at something than he is

♱ Worked at a library prior to being a club promoter. The pay was ass but he enjoyed the solitude

♱ Before participating in the games, Nam-gyu’s hair was LONG. He only cut it because one of the bouncers mistook him as a girl (it didn’t help that he has softer features)

♱ Has chapped lips, only uses unscented Nivea

♱ He suffered from eczema till his early teens

♱ His body care routine is just a bunch of unscented, non-inflammatory body lotions and body washes

♱ He owns the same pillow he’s had since the 8th grade — Refuses to get rid of it, it’s moulded his head perfectly

♱ Has a ton of piercings

Not proofread!! I have a maths exam in like three days (,,╥﹏╥,,)

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Late night drive with Chloe Price

🪷 - Requests are open, no smut

Requester - Anonymous

LIS TIMELINE

𖦹 Chloe called you, late at night, asking you to come with her for a late night 7-11 run

𖦹 “Hey, uh,” Chloe sniffled — She must’ve had a nightmare. “I know it’s late, shitty timing, don’t go all woke on me about your sleeping schedule,” She paused. You could hear the very distinct sound of bedsheets shuffling. “Wanna go for a drive? 7-11 slushies? My treat, of course.”

𖦹 So, here you were, standing outside on the curb, waiting for Chloe to pick you up. You perk up once hearing Chloe’s truck pull up

𖦹 “Hop in, pretty girl.” Chloe leaned over, opening the door for you. She quickly dumped all of her dirty clothes and empty energy cans onto the floor

𖦹 The first few minutes were spent in total silence — Till Chloe gently nudged your elbow and smiled. “Did’ja dream about me?” You rolled your eyes and turned up the radio

𖦹 You searched through Chloe’s glove compartment, grabbing her cigarettes — “May I?” You murmured, waving the pack of Marlboros at her. “You may.” She nodded, handing you a lighter — You lit the cigarette and passed it over to Chloe

𖦹 “I’m totally counting this as kissing.” Chloe teased, winding down her window

𖦹 Then you arrived at 7-11 — You were the only two people there

𖦹 Buys a shit ton of candy. Sour patch kids, air heads, skittles. She can’t drive if she’s high, so she substitutes weed with sugar. Tries to be edgy by calling it a sugar high

𖦹 Chloe buys a blue raspberry slushie — You get a cherry slushie (see where I’m going here?) totally makes out with you in the back of her truck and you get a purple tongue (I totally didn’t use the one TikTok song as a reference…)

𖦹 Chloe drives to a nearby camp site and parks near a lookout. She dumps all of her dirty clothes in the back of truck and lays them out like a blanket

𖦹 “Sometimes I wish we could just keep driving — Like, forever. Never return to Arcadia.” You admitted, glancing at Chloe. “I wish Arcadia blew up, like, a serious numbing. Like, shit storm, ‘boom’ ‘bam’.” Chloe imitated. Sometimes it was hard to believe you were dating a legal adult who acted like a quirky seventh grader

𖦹 You fall asleep on the drive home and Chloe films you drooling all over her car

𖦹 You wake up to twenty seven snaps of you with a cat filter and Chloe asking if you wanted to go troll David

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Dating Chloe price

🪷 — I feel intimidated…All the aesthetic blogs liked my post — Requests are open, no smut

BtS TIMELINE

Beginning —

𖦹 Always offers gum if she has it — It’s never a normal flavour like mint or strawberry. It’s always some discontinued brand from the late nineties that tastes like artificial cherry

𖦹 “Oh, fucking score,” Chloe held up a packet of discontinued gum that’s packaging was slightly faded. “You don’t seriously want that, do you?” You asked, looking at your shopping basket. Hair dye, two minutes noodles, gatorade, sour patch kids, and now a stale packet of gum. “Hey — The five below God’s have blessed us with this sacred artifice; we’re buying it.”

𖦹 Sleepovers are awkward but strangely intimate. Chloe won’t cuddle you, but she’ll rub your back if she notices you beginning to stir — Or she’ll just admire you and smile

𖦹 She buys you flowers every Sunday — She picks them off of neighbour’s lawn and gets pissed when their dog barks at her

𖦹 “Here, boy — Shh, shut the fuck up. I have to impress my girlfriend, man. You get it, don’t you?” Chloe grunted, staring at her neighbour’s ratty little dog, with a handful of half-crushed daises. “No, fuck.” She ran out of their yard as the dog barked

𖦹 Makes CDs for you — The titles are either very cute like ‘to the one’ or very corny like ‘luv ur boobies num num’

In general —

𖦹 Farts and then tries to blame it on you

𖦹 You guys have a scrap book together and every weekend you spend AT LEAST two hours gluing gas receipts and shitty polaroids in it

𖦹 “Oh my fucking gosh — Pink glitter glue?!” You screamed as Chloe picked up a blue bottle of glitter blue. “Matching,” Chloe hummed as she glued down a Denny’s coupon. “You’re so cute, I love you.” You gushed, handing her a piece of white lace from one of your old tank tops. It made a great boarder — “Love you too.”

𖦹 Makes you come to the bathroom with her at night

𖦹 She likes to have baths with you. Sometimes it’s chaotic, like, she’ll be washing your hair and accidentally get shampoo in your eyes. And other times, it’s very romantic. She’ll light candles and use one of her ‘lavish’ bath-bombs (it has a toy ring in it and she pretends to propose to you — “I’m practicing for the legit day, y’know? Don’t laugh.”)

𖦹 Doesn’t know how to handle intimacy so every time you try to kiss her or hug her, she goes — “Ladies, ladies, there’s enough of Chloe to go around, jeez.”

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Chloe Price having a crush on the class president

🪷 — Requests are open, no smut

BtS TIMELINE

𖦹 Chloe was waiting at the front of Blackwell, she was supposed to pick up Rachel. Chloe didn’t come in the day because she was ‘sick’ (she was severely hung-over)

𖦹 Then she saw you talking to Professor Grant about some environmentally woke matter — Instantly thought you were the prettiest person earth. Cares about the environment AND has eyes like that? Hot babe ✓

𖦹 Wouldn’t stop asking Rachel about you — “Is she new?” “What’s her name?” “Does she have a girlfriend?”

𖦹 Routinely comes to school everyday for the next week hoping to ‘bump into you’

𖦹 Begged Rachel to introduce her to you — “Nice (name) we’re having, right?” “Sorry?”

𖦹 Kept getting in trouble so that she could coincidentally ‘run into you’ at Principal Well’s office (she didn’t know how to ask you out)

𖦹 Eventually made Rachel hand you a crumpled up note — ‘Meet me @ junkyard, 4 - C’

𖦹 Gave you a personal tour of the junkyard and showed you her ‘epic’ baseball skills on an empty wine bottle

𖦹 Thought it was super romantic until you began lecturing her about the importance of caring for the environment

𖦹 Apologised by giving you a FREE milkshake at the diner AND cleaned it up for you (she swept it under an old beach towel when you weren’t looking)

𖦹 She got little shards of glass in her hands, but acted nonchalant the entire time you walked hand-in-hand to the diner

𖦹 “Ow,” “Are you okay?” “Yeah, I’m okay,” “Then why’d you say ow?” “Uh — I don’t know..”

𖦹 Treated you to a romantic dinner at the two whales diner — Said it was ‘on the house’ (she slipped her mum twenty bucks)

𖦹 Went to the ‘bathroom’ (behind the counter) and begged her mum to ‘accidentally’ put two straws in the milkshake

𖦹 Walked you home afterwards — Listened to you talk about the stars the entire time. Stared at you like this; ( ˶°ㅁ°) !!

𖦹 “Well, good-night, Chloe,” “Yeah, yeah, night,” “I had a nice time.” “Me too.” — Then you kissed her cheek and walked inside

𖦹 Totally acted nonchalant till you closed the door — Called Rachel immediately, giggling and squealing; “she loves me!”

Asked you out later that night on text — ‘Be my girl-friend :P?’