Be Gentle~

"Those who cannot stain their hands with blood can not be expected to change anything" Independent Armin Arlert RP blog. Semi-selective Adaptive AUs

[luisonte]

El Roomba lowcost

[trash-qween]

Screaming

[thirstykurapika]

What do you call a caveman with tooth decay? A 'decay've man

I am going to maim you

[innocent-armin]

Such violence is uncalled for

[thirstykurapika]

You bring that side out of me my dear

[innocent-armin]

I fail to see how i am at fault, puns bring joy not anger

[thirstykurapika]

Puns make me want to strangle someone

[innocent-armin]

You should get some help for that

[thirstykurapika]

What do you call a caveman with tooth decay? A 'decay've man

I am going to maim you

[innocent-armin]

Such violence is uncalled for

[thirstykurapika]

You bring that side out of me my dear

[innocent-armin]

I fail to see how i am at fault, puns bring joy not anger

[thirstykurapika]

What do you call a caveman with tooth decay? A 'decay've man

I am going to maim you

[innocent-armin]

Such violence is uncalled for

[seriousjones]

a centaur, but the human part is replaced with the front half of lightning mcqueen

[lesre]

[thirstykurapika]

@innocent-armin IS A HO WHO PLAYS WITH YOUR HEART

VANISHES FOR YEARS

[innocent-armin]

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[thirstykurapika]

Speak of the devil

[innocent-armin]

Your lord and savior is here

[thirstykurapika]

You are the embodiment of sin so all you said is false

[innocent-armin]

Well thats just rude, i get no respect here

[thirstykurapika]

Damn right you dont!! Not after you vanished leaving me to raise our son alone!

[innocent-armin]

What SON?!??!??!!!

[thirstykurapika]

WHAT SON??!! THE SON WE CONCEIVED UNDER A BEAUTIFUL FULL MOON BY THE LAKE!

THAT SON!

[innocent-armin]

...oh

[thirstykurapika]

@innocent-armin IS A HO WHO PLAYS WITH YOUR HEART

VANISHES FOR YEARS

[innocent-armin]

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[thirstykurapika]

Speak of the devil

[innocent-armin]

Your lord and savior is here

[thirstykurapika]

You are the embodiment of sin so all you said is false

[innocent-armin]

Well thats just rude, i get no respect here

[thirstykurapika]

Damn right you dont!! Not after you vanished leaving me to raise our son alone!

[innocent-armin]

What SON?!??!??!!!

[thirstykurapika]

@innocent-armin IS A HO WHO PLAYS WITH YOUR HEART

VANISHES FOR YEARS

[innocent-armin]

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[thirstykurapika]

Speak of the devil

[innocent-armin]

Your lord and savior is here

[thirstykurapika]

You are the embodiment of sin so all you said is false

[innocent-armin]

Well thats just rude, i get no respect here

[thirstykurapika]

@innocent-armin IS A HO WHO PLAYS WITH YOUR HEART

VANISHES FOR YEARS

[innocent-armin]

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[thirstykurapika]

Speak of the devil

[innocent-armin]

Your lord and savior is here

[thirstykurapika]

@innocent-armin IS A HO WHO PLAYS WITH YOUR HEART

VANISHES FOR YEARS

[innocent-armin]

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[thirstykurapika]

What do you call a cannibal? Someone who's fed up with people

Jfc im going to punch you i swear

[innocent-armin]

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind

[thirstykurapika]

Im on my way to fuck you up

[innocent-armin]

Why don’t some couples go to the gym? because some relationships just dont work out

[thirstykurapika]

*boards the buss*

[innocent-armin]

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but i realized toucan play at that game

[pinkunina]

…maybe I’m in love (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄  

[thirstykurapika]

What do you call a cannibal? Someone who's fed up with people

Jfc im going to punch you i swear

[innocent-armin]

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind

[thirstykurapika]

Im on my way to fuck you up

[innocent-armin]

Why don’t some couples go to the gym? because some relationships just dont work out

[thirstykurapika]

What do you call a cannibal? Someone who's fed up with people

Jfc im going to punch you i swear

[innocent-armin]

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind

[innocent-armin]

I'm alive bitches

[innocent-armin]

Swear to god i’m having a mid-life crisis at 21...

[thirstykurapika]

@innocent-armin you’re a nerd

[thirstykurapika]

@innocent-armin fight me!

[thirstykurapika]

@innocent-armin *sobs* Baby come back! I miss you! and I want to punch your fucking face! but hug you too

[innocent-armin]

Can we skip the punching part… that sounds painful

[thirstykurapika]

THE PUNCHING PART IS VITAL

[innocent-armin]

WHY!!?!

[thirstykurapika]

Because you keep leaving me! *sobs*

[innocent-armin]

Yeahhh….

[thirstykurapika]

So I will punch you now

[innocent-armin]

You know, i can’t even be mad. I’ve been disappearing a lot 

[thirstykurapika]

Thats right! So I demand a hug now

[innocent-armin]

I feel like the punch is a little more deserved..