I just had to log in to congratulate our lovely Looney Poons on this monumental day.
Congrats girls! Your girl got picked! She did it! She’s at practice sitting 3 feet away from him at all times! I’m sure you guys are over the moon at this development! You don’t have to dissect hair length and colors and wood grain anymore!🪽🪽
Im sure your lives are so much better for it too! Cancer has been cured! World hunger has been solved!
However, I am a bit curious and weary of how this is all going to work out for you guys and your girl. Joe, allegedly, is very very very ego driven (as are most professional athletes) and up until today she has been the one getting clowned for their relationship. So he has let it slide and she’s desperate for clout enough that so has she. That is all changing from now on. Now HE is getting dragged too.
I somehow don’t think a man who dumped his ex when he got famous to chase models is going to enjoy that too much. He left his OH to chase the Kendall Jenners of the world and ended up with a former hype house tiktoker turned yatch girl/failing influencer.
Also, being so unlikable that even the football bros -who only value the women their players date for how hot they are- dislike you is crazy work.
Alas, time will tell. Enjoy your “win”, babbling babes!













