Thought Dump

Don't yell at me, my INFP-T personality can't take it | Libra ☀️, Taurus 🌛, Sagittarius ⬆️ | 24 | Bi 🏳️‍🌈 | 18+ only please |

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Allow me to reintroduce myself | BYF

My name is Ocsana. I don’t think I’ve actually mentioned that before anywhere on my blog.

Female. My pronouns are She/Her 🌺

I’m 24 even though I don’t look my age whatsoever thanks to my vertically challenged height (5’1) and baby face 🦉

I completely revamped my blog so I respectfully ask that you be 18+ because I’m about to show the other side of me that I never exposed before and some of that stuff will be NSFW.

Apart of the B in LGBTQ+ community 🏳️‍🌈

BLM, Pro Choice, Covid is Real, Trans Rights are human rights, Love is Love.

You made reading it this far? Damn. You actually paid some attention to me? We might as well be friends now. I don’t make these rules I just enforce them. 🦭

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PaHaHahahaHahAh OCSANA…. YOu Is KiLllINg mEEeEeeee 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

Dying of laughter I hope? I invested a lot of points into charisma to become the RIZZARD OF OZ 😎

Is this who I think it is? 👀

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What did the drummer name her twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

I legit laughed out loud 😂

(And I may or may not have did the tss tss in addition to saying this sssh)

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Why shouldn't you use a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the P is silent. 🥁

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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

I like this one it’s so cute 🥹 anon you gotta help me with the space party with moon! We gotta planet!

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Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?

Because he's always lion

Why couldn’t the kid see the pirate movie? Because it was rated ARRR. 🤣

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What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?

Ketchup.

I giggled 😂

Say anon, I would tell you my pizza joke but never mind… it’s too cheesy 🥁

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She’s just so damn cute 🥹

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Would you rather poop your pants every time someone said your name or have maggots come out of your nose every time you sneezed?

Maggots because at least I could pre plan a course of action and I would have some type of control over it and stuff! Like if I feel a sneeze coming I could grab a tissue and catch it!

Pooping every time someone calls my name?? I’d be a shitty fucking mess ong like my name is surprisingly called a lot now that I think about it…. and I don’t even think I have enough pants for this option either honestly! I could think of a thousand different scenarios of how badly this would be for me 😂

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Would you rather cry out tiny rocks instead of tears or sweat pickle juice?

Cry out tiny rocks because I would then throw them at whoever made me cry 🖕😭🖕

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Would you rather eat a cockroach you found in your house or eat a worm that just crawled out of the ground outside?

Bold of you to assume that if I saw a cockroach in my house that I would remain there. I would, in fact, become homeless as that said cockroach would now be paying rent. I hope my landlord likes his new tenant 🙏

Both options are like a lose-lose for me but I would rather eat a worm. Simba said they’re slimy yet satisfying so I’m taking his word for it 🫣

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Would you rather puke up slimy slugs or have bricks come out every time you pooped?

Puke up slimy slugs so if I puke a lot I would have my own army 😈 now would they listen to me? That…. That is the question….

Popping bricks just sounds excruciating and I don’t think I would have it in me to explain, hypothetically, why there is a brick in the toilet if someone uses the bathroom after me 😂

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Would you rather lick a homeless man’s toe or chew a piece of gum you found sticking to the underside of a table?

Ugh why 😖 I rather l- 🤢li-🤢 Lick a homeless man’s toe 🤮 and then swallow an ENTIRE bottle of listerine. I have this thing where I do not like eating or drinking behind other people. Chewed gum is one thing but under the underside of a table?? Hell no 🤮

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Yooooo, I swear someone put out a rumour that you like feet pics and you purchase photos?? I was like… naaaaaah can’t be. So just checking?

Meeee? liking feet pics and purchasing photos?? Blasphemy! I do not like the mini hands on your feet known as toes 👣 (no offense to the people that tho!) and I don’t buy photos either. I don’t need to sub to an onlyfans when I’m their only fan ☝️😔

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I wonder what you taste like?

Battery acid go away

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