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Tonight on the thread: Bat poop.

Rarity might scissor-kick the shark into the mudpit where AJ will wrestle it into submission.

Then Fluttershy will have a talk with the shark about the life choices it made that lead to it being angry enough to tussle with.

APPLE-JACKKNIFE

THE MEANEST, LEANEST, MACHINEST WRASTLING PONY ‘ROUND THESE PARTS, OR HAVEN’T YOU HEARD?!

SHE’LL BEAT YOU SO BAD YOUR OWN SHARK-MOMMA WON’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU

BECAUSE SHE’S A SHARK AND SHARKS DON’T TRAVEL IN PACKS OR TRADITIONAL FAMILY UNITS AND ALSO BECAUSE SHE’S ASHAMED OF YOU!!!

#insane pony thread #applejack #rarity #fluttershy #wrestling a shark #my little pony

Please place the panic button some-where else, it seems to be pushed too frequently.

#panic button #spike #mlp #insane pony thread

In Equestria, "kick-ass" is synonymous with "suicidally overconfident".

#rainbow dash #kicksonfire #mlp #insane pony thread

At least it wasn't a 'Dick in a Box' joke.

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But now it is.

#dick in a box #insane pony author #luna

Don't feel sad, S. You're not alone. Not so long as that team of ninjas is hiding around your room.

#ninja #mlp #insane pony thread

So Shimshim just wanted to be a Disney princess? This explains everything!

#disney #sunset shimmer #insane pony thread

Good God, Pinkie is actually acting like this is a shipping episode.

#pinkie pie #mlp #friendship is magic #insane pony thread

The magic of ice cream isn't just in Equestria, it's everywhere!

#insane pony thread #ice cream is magic #twilight sparkle

Hey, if you have to be in a cult, there's no better choice than this one.

#friendship is magic #mlp #cult #pinkie pie #rainbow dash

...What happened when I left?

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Poni happened.

#insane pony thread #poni #mlp

Okay, I think I'm going to make the BEES story a Flutterdash one-shot. Question- what's something that people might take to a picnic, and put honey on?

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Babes.

#mlp #friendship is magic #insane pony thread #babes

..Are we really fighting over who gets to hit on a fictional cartoon pony? This is ridiculous.

#insane pony thread #mlp #twilight sparkle

I'm going to sleep as well, night guys!

#friendship is magic #luna #bedtime

The Pony Thread's tagline is now officially: I have no idea what's going on.

#insane pony thread #pinkie pie #wut

Chicken Infested Were-chicken? How does that even work?

#insane pony thread #cutie mark crusaders #chicken infested werechicken

Actually, Fluttershy's full name is Francesca Louisa Ualani Theresa Tagioalisi Etherea Rhianna Sophia Hadara Yellowstar.

#Fluttershy #insane pony thread #fluttershy's real name

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