Muses&#x27; Lair

#altariass #julia don't be a dick

altariass said: "I’m not responsible enough to care for such a prized treasure! Give it to somebirdie else!"

"Well, fine! I'll take the darn armour back! Hmph, and I thought I could trust you..."

altariass said: "W-Well, you can have it back, then! Someone will probably steal it when I’m not looking!"

"C-Come on, I gave it to you because I can't stand having it anymore. The divinity of the armour gives me a headache..."

altariass said: "Power? But it’s just a suit…no one’s gonna touch it while it’s in a glass case in a museum, anyways!"

"That suit of armour has been blessed by divine light, and people won't hesitate to break in to steal it if they really wanted that power. People aren't always law-abiding and nice, y'know."

altariass said: "I’M GONNA BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE….I’LL DONATE IT TO A MUSEUM, YEAH!"

"Hey! You promised! D-Don't you do that! Don't you know how much power that suit of armour contains!? I can't let it fall into the wrong hands!"

altariass said: "PEOPLE MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR IT, THOUGH. LIKE, ARCHAEOLOGISTS?!"

"Well, I found it first, so it belongs to me. Isn't that how it works with humans? Finders keepers? It belongs to me, and now I've given it to you."

altariass said: "DID YOU STEAL JOAN OF ARC’S ARMOR AND GIVE IT TO ME?! NOW I’M GONNA GET ARRESTED!"

"I didn't steal it! I said, I dug it up! It has been lost for centuries, and I dug it up! Nobody's going to arrest you!"

altariass said: "W-What?! Joan of Arc?!"

"Sh-Shit, you weren't supposed to hear that..."

(Spider) "Hey birdy dragon, you like armour?"

"Armor? W-Well, I don’t know, I heard it’s pretty heavy to wear….."

"Ooh, archaeology? Where exactly was the expedition? I’m curious."

"In France! On one of the battlefields of the ancient times!"

"Oh, wow! Now I really wanna go to an archaeological site……"

"You should! Archaeology is actually a lotta fun! Quite a bit of work, but a lotta fun!"

"Phew, such a relief that I don't have to have Joan of Arc's frickin armour now..."

#spider muse

(Spider) "Hey birdy dragon, you like armour?"

"Armor? W-Well, I don’t know, I heard it’s pretty heavy to wear….."

"Ooh, archaeology? Where exactly was the expedition? I’m curious."

"In France! On one of the battlefields of the ancient times!"

(Spider) "Hey birdy dragon, you like armour?"

"Armor? W-Well, I don’t know, I heard it’s pretty heavy to wear….."

"Of course! I won’t let anybirdie touch it, I promise! I’ll take good care of it~!"

"Awesome~! Thank you so much, Altaria! You’re the best!" And so Julia carts the white suit of armour out from nowhere and offers it to Altaria.

Altaria quickly holds up the suit of armor and admires it.

"Wow, sure is pretty…….!"

#altariass #''archaeological expedition''

"The prettiest and strongest there e'er was!" Okay, maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration. "I found it on an archaeological expedition!"

(Spider) "Hey birdy dragon, you like armour?"

"Armor? W-Well, I don’t know, I heard it’s pretty heavy to wear….."

"Of course! I won’t let anybirdie touch it, I promise! I’ll take good care of it~!"

#altariass #just. phwoom. armour

"Awesome~! Thank you so much, Altaria! You're the best!" And so Julia carts the white suit of armour out from nowhere and offers it to Altaria.

"Whoa! I totally did not just channel my own magic through this sword! This is awesome! If I can channel my own powers as a dragon god of the seas through this sword and amplify its effects, I can defeat much tougher opponents!"

#long wang muse

(Spider) "Hey birdy dragon, you like armour?"

"Armor? W-Well, I don’t know, I heard it’s pretty heavy to wear….."

"Well, of course it is, but it’s…it looks nice, I guess? I have a set I really don’t want, and was wondering if you’d like to have it."

"Ah, sure! I’d love to have it! I heard people use suits of armor for decoration, so…."

"Oh! Nice! Yeah, that is true. Hey, I’ll let you have it if you promise me one thing, alright?"

"Yes, what is it?"