Bi Bean

Just a girl who loves music, theatre, Harry Potter, bands, musicals, other random fandoms, and food :) if you want to talk or ask me anything go ahead

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[bellamyistired]

The first time I thought she meant she NEEDS American Cheese but the 2and time I realized she meant the vaccine

[systlin]

If you want to have children in the future, you can’t get vaccinated for COVID.

This vaccine has the ability to render afab infertile as it targets a protein for the placenta formation.

Just thought that you would want to know, since you want children.

This is literally not true spending half a second on google will show you about 150 sites including the CDC saying this is just some antivax bullshit people are spreading oh my god spend half a second looking shit up before you fearmonger like this

[systlin]

Like I’m honestly kinda insulted that you apparently thought I’d read this and go “OH NO THE ANON MESSAGE ON TUMBLR MUST BE RIGHT OH NO” and not spend three minutes to fact check this.

[systlin]

ALSO, if it WAS true, I’D STILL GET THE GODDAMN VACCINE AND NOT MAYBE DIE.

Like by this logic getting the virus could also cause infertility, but with the second fun side effect of long term health problems or death.

THAT’S AN EASY FUCKING CHOICE I’D JUST FUCKING ADOPT

[ulibeanzz]

ever notice how men criticize games like animal crossing and stardew valley on the basis of “the entire game is just doing tasks” without recognizing that “kill bad guy” is also just a task but violent?

[ulibeanzz]

”it’s so boring all you do is talk to people and do tasks so you can buy new things” yeah and all you do is press a bunch of buttons to kill people so you can buy new things? perish

[ulibeanzz]

my activity page has not known peace since i made this post i have hundreds of insufferable gamers crawling up my pant legs now but luckily i have a secret up my sleeve… i too am a gamer man. im immune to the gamer venom   

[atrius97]

This has the same energy as that post that’s “Red Dead Redemption is just Barbie’s Horse Adventure with violence”.

[plucky-passerine]

I feel it should be noted that the newest popular game among this same demographic is among us, the game that is composed almost exclusively of “just doing tasks”

[clairenatural]

misha collins is an absolute chaotic enigma of a man. he got arrested for attempted bank robbery because he decided to climb on top of a bank to read a book. he held up traffic in the middle of the highway by throwing a tea party in the middle. he has stories about doing acid with his dad at burning man. he spent time in a tibetan monastery. he has a degree from the university of chicago and interned for bill clinton. and then he somehow stumbled onto a cw set. how. who is he. i simultaneously want to learn every detail about his life and also fear that would inflict deadly psychic damage 

[clockworkrobotic]

the wildest thing happened to me the other day i found out a male coworker is into irish music so i told him that my dad is an irish musician and would he like to come to a session and he straight up irl said to me “name 5 irish songs your dad knows”

[clockworkrobotic]

he asked me if i play and i told him i played the fiddle when i was a teenager but havent played in years and he was like “oh cool. i play drums” as in a drum kit you know the famously folkish instrument the drum kit. bitch my name is molly o'reilly you really wanna challenge the legitimacy of my irish music involvement

[clockworkrobotic]

i can name 5 songs with my name in them

[catasters]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Me: sending my gf a message at work: Babe

Are you thirsty

My Girlfriend: Samantha if this is another tumblr pun I swear…

Me: May I offer you

A CATPUCCINO  :D

My Girlfriend: GO TO THE PUN DUNGEON

[vigilantsycamore]

*pungeon

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I AM THE PUNGEON MASTER

[dangerouslyzanyperson]

Wouldn’t you be the pungeon prisoner and your girlfriend the pungeon master? Since she sends you there

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

That is a fair point O.O

[somecutething]

An unlikely friendship

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

reminder coronavirus in the U.S. NEVER had to be this bad. those people never had to die. the quarantine could be over by now. half a million people have been murdered by a government controlled by corporate interests. this should radicalize you

[guccixcucci]

There are people who haven’t left their homes at all in 40+ days because they’re taking this seriously. Now imagine doing that and watching people just not give a fuck

[guccixcucci]

There are people who have barely left their homes in 9 months because they’re taking this seriously. Now imagine doing that and watching people just not give a fuck

[pathologising]

I hate that I can't just do stuff lol my brain is like "well I don't wanna therefore I can't" like bro just act normal

[gaynfl-moved]

2020 year in review is a statement that feels removed from reality as my brain is stuck in august

[gaynfl-moved]

please tell me what month your brain is stuck in, i know a lot of people say march but when did 2020 just stop moving for you?

[spectralan0maly]

yall still havin months? its thursday, bro

[gaynfl-moved]

it’s saturday, actually

[horrorlesbians]

everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown

[horrorlesbians]

memorial to a marriage; patricia cronin

[horrorlesbians]

“on july 24th, 2011- the first day that same sex marriage was legal in new york state, particia cronin and deborah kass got married. that same year the marble ‘memorial to a marriage’ was replaced with a bronze version. rainwater pools in the space between their two sculpted bodies, and falling leaves catch on the metal in the autumn. the two women sleep peacefully through snow and ice, and the scorching days of summer. over time the hands of cemetery visitors will wear down the bronze, burnishing it into a smooth shine. one day this will mark the final resting place of the two women. and someday people will have to remember that there was a time, long ago, when this was a memorial to a marriage that two women never thought they’d have.” 

- Caitlin Doughty, on the Death in the Afternoon podcast

[d3fendpop-punk-deactivated20170]

Same.

[akyrin]

[freshmoviequotes]

Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)

[definitely-my-division]

This is even funnier when you realize that Tom Holland is European

[catgifcentral]

Failed Prank

[bunjywunjy]

I like how that cat obviously avoided the tape on sheer autopilot and it’s wondering what the fuck just happened

[petermorwood]

That was a “Wait, what?” if ever I saw one.

[prolifeproliberty]

[madeleinejubileesaito]

Good morning to everyone who is going to troll an oil company today 😇

[madeleinejubileesaito]

The goal of bullying Big Oil companies over their climate tweets isn’t just to educate people about corporate hypocrisy. It’s to unite activists around the goal of taking away their social license to operate.

Oil majors have admitted to investors that their business would be in deep trouble without broad public support. They’ve also admitted the biggest threat to maintaining social license is public anger over climate change.

Oil companies could remedy this threat by winding down their fossil fuel operations, and investing heavily in renewable energy. But for the most part, they’ve chosen to combat public anger over climate change by investing in strategic communication.This consistent choice of empty climate words over meaningful climate action is why several Shell executives quit the company this week—and it’s why Heglar says social media call-outs are increasingly powerful.

– from this excellent article about why greentrolling is fun but also actually very effective: Drag them.The climate case for calling out fossil fuel companies online