An Agoraphobe Living in the Desert

Full of pet peeves and cynical apathy. My age has never made me wise. COME WITH ME TO ADVENTURELAND

[insecurityguard]

I Queued this post three years ago at this exact time.

IT'S LIKE A MINI TIME CAPSULE

[stunningpicture]

So proud of my mother for doing her own research after I sent her that meme. A sign she hung in her car window.

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Stay woke

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Is this true?

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Not only is it true, it gets worse. The Susan G Komen For The Cure Foundation has actually successfully sued “competing” charities, because (paraphrasing) their “message or branding was infringing.”

You read that correctly: they took money that people had donated to cure cancer, and hired attorneys with it, to sue ANOTHER group of people trying to find a cure for cancer, who, in turn, had to us their donated money to hire their own legal counsel to defend themselves.

[redbloodedamerica]

[spacemohawks]

Yeah signal boost because not enough people know about this and seriously FUCK SUSAN G. KOMEN THEY ARE THE ACTUAL WORST

[beanmom]

Some links…

http://thinkbeforeyoupink.org/

http://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/for-the-cure/

http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_news/132728/susan_g_komen_foundation_has

(reblogged in honor of my mother, who died of breast cancer, 11/13/97)

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Reblog every time I see it. Roughly once a month.

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tbbt in a nutshell.

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You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk

[yesbrendonurie]

by Fall Out Boy

[gothiccharmschool]

if you don’t understand why this is funny, I don’t think I can explain it to you. 

[hccligans]

by Panic! At The Disco

[torosphere]

Do I get the gold chariot? Do I float through the ceiling?

[sixpenceee]

This amazing sculpture is called The Caring Hand and is located in Glarus, Switzerland.

[thetinniestlittlenope]

its a palm tree

[tovanori]

I hate you

[gothicprep]

i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon

like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home and i meow back to her and she’ll meow again &...

[karina-padilla]

When ur stoned and get the most fucked up snapple fact ever

[karina-padilla]

Update: It takes 243 days for it to rotate and 225 days for it to orbit the sun so that’s why

[insecurityguard]

when the guy that your girl left you for retweets some ‘chill quotes’ account that says “you know she’s a keeper when she’s loyal while it’s still unofficial”

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[insecurityguard]

cycles

I’ve been keeping a comprehensive list of everything that immediately reminds me of you. It’s pretty long but it surprises me that it’s not longer. One of the stranger things is that brand new things like songs I’ve never heard before will remind me of you as well. It’s been almost five weeks and I don’t think there’s been a minute where you haven’t been on my mind in some way. I swear to you I haven’t demonized you to any of my friends. I’d dare say I haven’t demonized him either, but telling them everything you told me about him and the situation as it played out from my perspective is damn well enough to give any rational person a good sense of dislike for him. And it kills me that you’re still entertaining this notion of being happy with him. How many marriages do you know of in which a child asks, “mommy, how did you meet daddy?” and the response is, “well, sweetie, we were good friends freshman year of college and then he emotionally abused me to the point of tears and yelling on a semi-weekly basis and then told me he had a crush on me and was nice to me for three weeks during which he stole my heart from my best friend and love of five years”?

I’ve lost most of my drive to do much of anything. I’m borderline passing my classes. I’m quitting one of my jobs. I haven’t gone to any counseling because I tried that last year (ironically enough for almost the exact same reason) and it was uncomfortably unhelpful. And no one wants to hear about this situation anymore and I don’t blame them. But I can’t move on because you were my everything. Like, maybe you can move on from being each other’s first relationship, first kiss, first “I love you”, and all the times we talked about commitment and marriage and how we were stuck with each other. But I can’t. I invested every once of trust I had into us. And I still love you, I really do. I hate his guts, but I love you. When I told you, I meant it, and I still do. And I still hold out hope for us, but it’s shrinking little by little. You were perfect for me. And it’s not just him or you to blame, it’s also me. In retrospect there were plenty of times I took you for granted, and I’m sorry. I truly am. But it’s all a moot point now. I don’t even have words for my feelings at this point. All I know is I miss you, I’m sorry, I forgive you, and I wish I could move on.

“I didn’t care that you left and abandoned me. What hurts more is I would still die for you.”

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[steveinaspeedo]

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this why zayn left

[insecurityguard]

if any of you were wondering if I was dead, don’t worry, it’s only on the inside

[noobtheloser]

Tito the Turtle’s Tragic Tale. (I do a lot of these)