Hmmm

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So, today when cleaning the pool strainers my dad found seven baby turtles. Seven. 

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My dad likes bad jokes here's one of his latest favorites: 

A panda walks into a bar. He orders something to eat ,and devourers it rapidly. Then he gets up, takes out a gun, and fires it a couple of times into the ceiling. The panda then walks out of the bar like nothing has happened. 

A customer nearby is shocked at the panda's behavior, and asked the bartender why the panda did that. "He's a panda," says the bartender, "He eats shoots and leaves." 

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Amazing Tilt-Shift Van Gogh Paintings

Serena Malyon, an illustrator in her third year at the Alberta College of Art & Design, has taken the classics works of Vincent Van Gogh and added a contemporary twist. Using Photoshop, Serena has added the ’tilt-shift’ effect to Van Gogh’s paintings, providing a fresh perspective on these masterpieces.