insomniac_coffeebeen

I write fanfiction on ao3, I really like alot of things, like Fandom and fantasy, one could call me a Nerd, I'm a fuxkign idiot. I'm nerodivergent and I'm gay as fucking shite.

[insomniaccoffeebean]

Hi, I'm insomniac_coffeebean, I write fanfiction, and I'm complealty open to suggestions, I will warn you. I write a little slow, but I'll notify you whenever it's finished, if you wanna look at som of my writing before you decide if you want me to write somthing for you then you can check me out on ao3 as insomniac_coffeebean.

But, I'll write in the Batman Fandom (spisifically the batfam) Shadowhunters and daredevil(tv).

You can literally ask for anything. The worst that could happen is that i might say no.

So, as far as guidelines go, here are the dont's:

I will NOT write anything involving the pairing of family members, whether they're adopted family or biological, I won't write anything involving Role reversal/ reverse verse, a/b/o, modern setting/ human, age play, high school or collage Au, foot fetish, scat, anything that focuses on clary frey or her struggles (this is a hate clary fairchild page, fuck that red headed bitch)water sports. (Other things to be added)

I WILL totally do smut, as long as it's consensual, I'll totally do cannon divergence, soulmate AU really any AU as long as they're still whatever that are in cannon, for instance in the shadowhunter Fandom, Alec is a shadowhunter and Magnus is a warlock, in whatever AU they will still have any powers that they do in cannon.

Charictures that I personally love to write and i would encourage you to include in whatever promt you send:

Foggy Nelson, JASON TODD (hes my favorite DC character) dick Grayson, Matt murdock, Magnus Bane, ALEC LIGHTWOOD (hes my favorite Shadowhunters character) Jace Wayland (lightwood? Harendale?) PETER PARKER and WADE. W. WILSON (theyre both like my favs)

Although, you enviously don't have to include any of these charictures, Seriously, let you imaginations run wild, I'll write it and then I'll @ you on Tumblr when it's been posted.

[insomniaccoffeebean]

Heeelllllloooooi, this is still a thing, and I would just like to once again encourage ppl to send me asks, and prompts (even if theyre only like half formed ideas) because I really like writing them.

And also say that I'll write deadpool, and spidermans stuff too, I mean I'll do it all dude. I'll totally even write smut, go wild

[insomniaccoffeebean]

I would like to inform you all that I have revisited my stance on a/b/o, I'm still not the biggest fan of it, but I'll write it -under spesific conditions- I don't really wanna super get into it right now, just know that to will and if you want an a/b/p fic you should message me about the details

[liyaara]

clingy superman!

[gerathewise]

– w–water and fire– a– the most– best combo 🔥💦 ( o˘◡˘o)

[fangs-4-fags]

the mystery bruises you're getting aren't from anemia or something stupid like that. they're from me. i go into your house while you're asleep and softly hit you with hammers until i am satisfied

[fangs-4-fags]

and yes, it is sexual

[phantomchick]

I hate battle for the cowl so much, forced myself to reread today to restore a non-fanon baseline of events and god it suuuucks, just the worst.

[phantomchick]

"But you know, what some people don't want to be saved because saving means changing" oh wow, way to divorce yourself from any sense of responsibility for this mental health crisis/the suicide attempt that happened right after you played a recording of your dad's will calling him a failure and fought him on a train, the way it paints Jason as a coward (in the aftermath of his suicide attempt!! wtf!!) when he's clearly having a mental breakdown for the whole story and is actively trying to change/become his own kind of batman even if it's a bad decision. Like damn, I guess you not showing him any compassion for the entire story until he was literally seconds from jumping makes it really on him that he didn't believe your reform pitch.

[thetiniestteapot]

Also! It's just straight up incorrect that Jason didn't reach out.

Tim and Dick were out there going 'well Jason's being crazy again, and fucked up, and insane, we need to stop him'

(ignore that before Tim knew it was Jason, we was going 'wow this new Batman is good. He's almost exactly like the real Batman' Just ignore that. Just ignore that as soon as he realises it's Jason, he completely changes his mind, and now it's all 'we gotta stop this crazy guy')

And Jason is there being a pretty competent Batman. Yeah, he killed some people - but he didn't- I don't think he did it as Batman. And yeah, he left the dorky little notes going 'I'm Batman'

But do you know what else he was doing? Saying 'Hey, Tim, Tim, team up with me. Be my partner. Hi, I'd like to work together'

Saying 'Hey, Dick. Would you like to team up with me? Please will you be my partner? I'd like to work with someone'

Which is...reaching out. To the Bats.

Who, in response to him reaching out *checks notes* hit him lots instead.

Jason reached out.

The Bats didn't.

[redhoodinternaldialectical]

"There's nothing we could do since he refused to reach out smh..." Is especially galling in the face of THIS being Jason's last appearance before bftc:

Panels taken from Robin (1993) #183

Like what do you MEAN he didn't reach out; are you TRYING to make your protagonists sound like unreasonable jackasses?! Like idk, there could be something compelling about Dick and Tim genuinely mishandling the situation with Jason - frankly I find the above panels to be very compelling, and I do think it makes sense that Tim would respond to Jason like this and that this would lead to Jason attempting to be his own version of Batman - but the Battle for the Cowl version of it is so poorly executed that this genuinely solid premise stops working

"Maybe somewhere along the way I or Tim or someone could have done more. Maybe should have done more. But at the end of the day, Jason's actions are still his own, and I can't put this on myself. He made his choice; he tried to beat the world into submission and... what's done is done." <- this is a genuinely compelling way for Dick to think about this, esp as it juxtaposes his usual tendency to take on every possible burden all at once

"Jason couldn't reach out and refused all notion of change, so it's all his fault for being bad at listening and healing." <- this is factually incorrect gobbledygook that Dick has no reason to believe, esp as it juxtaposes his usual tendency to take on every possible burden all at once

Dick's WHOLE CHARACTER ARC during bftc is about learning that the former status quo of Batman and his moral code was essential for Gotham's survival and that he HAS to be Batman to return that status quo and save the city. Bruce's hope that Nightwing and Robin would be enough and that Gotham was ready to move on from Batman was wrong and the status quo cannot change. That is the entire point of this comic!

Jason as the antagonist drastically changes that status quo for the purpose of destroying the two most deeply entrenched criminal organizations in the city, and ending the gang war between the two of them that's been tearing the city apart. Which does in fact work btw. It also destroys most of Gotham's necessary infrastructure and cripples its ability to function as a city but it does in fact work. A specific point is even made about how the two criminal organizations of Two-Face and the Penguin relied upon the status quo of Gotham in order to function.

The sheer degree to which this story tramples over and contradicts its own supposed message is fascinating. It's like they wrote the story and then went "okay story done, now let's see, grief is the theme I'm picking arbitrarily and letting go and moving on is the correct ending for a grief storyline so I'll just shoehorn in a couple lines for Dick about that towards the end and voila! No further effort necessary!"

Also I have long been convinced that this later scene in Batman and Robin (2009) #5

Was doing damage control or at least responding to this bftc scene by retroactively implying that Jason was confident that he wasn't going to kill Damian

And I've heard tell that the entire concept of Pit Madness effecting Jason uniquely was brought up in Lost Days specifically as a fix-it explanation for the events of bftc.

Both of these are indicators of just how magically wrong everything about bftc's writing went lmao

[midosune]

bunny suit

more dilf grayson + jaybin

[a11ia]

Redraw of rookie Leon ❤️‍🩹

And a few sketches of his regular life in the RPD

[guygonefearfishing]

I thought this was BRUCE WAYNE

[insomniaccoffeebean]

I THOUT THAT WAS DICK GREYSON

[klavav]

sometimes growing up means that you no longer care about looking at fan art of grown ass men in public

[insomniaccoffeebean]

Literally, I be writing kinky ass gay smut on the bus, I give no fucks at this point

[insomniamamma]

The anon button is not for hate. The anon button is for horny and embarrassed about it.

[miscling]

rb if you want people to be horny and embarrassed on anon in your inbox

[papayafromtv]

conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 20 (masterpost here)

Dick: i was- see that's the thing, i was an absolute asshole to you,

Jason: oh you were.

Tim: and that's what i don't understand! like, Wing you fucking ooze big brotherlyness.

Dick: -aw,

Jason: ew?

Tim: -the fuck did you end up like this when every story Hood tells us about your relationship before ethiopia is absolutely fucking insane.

Dick: *laughs* you know i was worse, too- because i had absolutely no place holding the amount of beef with you as i did,

Jason: the Shit You Used To Say-

Dick: *claps in delight* the shit i used to say! dude- Hood, i was fucking out of pocket,

Jason: i was twelve.

Dick: you were- *abrupt wheeze, breathy giggles* you were twelve!

Tim: he can't have been that bad, i mean it's still Wing we're talking about. he's won the Gotham vigilante awards for biggest cinnamon role five years running.

Dick: *laughing* no- to be fair, i was HORRIBLE back when Hood was a kid. the only reason i learned my lesson is because he took the phrase 'traumatise them back' as a challenge.

Jason: *wheeze* yeah, we talk- we talk a LOT about the shit you used to pull, but we don't talk enough about how much i made you regret that shit real quick,

Damian: what on earth could you have possibly done?

Dick: i remember-

Jason: *gasping wheeze*

Dick, amused: shut up! i remember i had to take him out for coffee once and as we were walking down the street there was this old fat guy who kinda stopped in front of us and Hood froze, and the guy kept going and i looked at Hood and i went-, i- *laughter* i said, 'what, was that one of the guys you used to suck off for money back on the streets?'

Tim: *gasp* NO

Jason: *wheeze* wait-

Dick: *cackle of laughter* no wait- you don't-

Jason: *high-pitched weeps*

Dick: -so Hood looks at me and just goes *abrupt serious voice* 'yeah.' *even louder wheeze*

Jason: i'm crying-

Tim: OH MY GOD??

Damian, mystified: you said that to a child?

Dick: I FUCKING- I SWEAR TO GOD HE GOES 'yeah' MY HEART DROPS,

Jason:, weakly: yeah,

Dick: I WAS LIKE 'oh my fucking god he actually was a child prosititute. the first Robin just made fun of a rape victim i have to die immediately.'

Jason: *still laughing*

Damian, confused: but Hood- i remember you telling me about the time you lived on the streets. you would have told me if you'd ever had to sell yourself.

Tim: why would he tell you?

Damian, insant: because unlike you, Red, my brothers actually like me- anyway, Hood, you weren't a prostitute.

Jason: *coughing* i know i just- i said it on instinct to freak him out. fuckin' worked, too, you should have seen the size of the ice cream he bought me as an apology.

Dick: *delirious giggling* yeah man, i- fuck, you think i'm a good brother now? that shit only developed because Hood spent his early teenage years doing the brotherhood equivalent of psychologically squirting a misbehaving puppy with a squirt-gun.

Tim: why were you- why- why were you like that?!

Jason: dude- he wen't from the circus to new-parent Batman, at what point did you think anybody taught him how to act???

Tim, holding back laughter: i- ok point.

Damian: i would have thought Alfred would do something.

Jason: last week Alfred shot a squirrel through the kitchen window.

Dick: *bursts out laughing*

Damian: HE SHOT A SQUIRREL?

Tim: *starting to laugh* aw fuck- you sent Robin after him Hood, we're all fucked,

Damian: WHY WOULD HE SHOOT A SQUIRREL?!

Dick, choking: squirrel told him he couldn't have guns in the house.

Jason: *painful wheeze*

Tim: *gasping laughter* s-squirrel told him that guns killed his parents,

Dick: *high pitched* -oh my god im in pain-

Jason: he told squirrel that a man killed his parents, not a gun, but squirrel wasn't having it.

Damian: you're all monsters.

Tim, Dick, and Jason: *start laughing again*

[haveihitanerve]

To anyone who's curious, this is Batman well written.

The comic is Batman: Universe in case you're curious

He is kind. He's funny. He's sarcastic. He has banter with everyone. Alfred is a dramatic motherfucker. So is Bruce and Dick and everyone. He has a team willing to fight and die with him. He's a good dad.

[papayafromtv]

Bruce, on patrol: there was absolutely no reason for you to take that man's life, Red Hood.

Jason: agree to disagree.

Steph: i also agree to disagree, honestly. like, sometimes there ARE reasons. do you know how hard it is for me not to kill when i'm PMSing? it's hard, it should totally count as a reason.

Bruce, slightly confused: that doesn't apply here-

Steph: well we don't know that for SURE,

Jason, pausing: ok well hold, because as smug as i am that i'm getting back up against B for this righteous judge-and-jury shtick, we absolutely DO know for sure in this specific case, because i AM cis...?

Steph: yeah, but you got dunked in the lazaruz pit. who knows what effect that shit had on your hormones and body functions. we've never done any proper research into it, so you COULD manstrate. we don't know.

Jason:

Bruce, sensing a headache: now hold on, lets not start-

Steph, barrelling on: do you get weirdly irritable and emotional like, once a month? with sweet treat cravings?

Jason: ...everybody has bad days...

Steph: with stomach pains?

Jason: well yeah but that's probably because of all the sweet treats-

Steph, holding her hands up: could be, could not be, we don't know for sure!

Jason:

Jason: holy shit...

Bruce: stop it.

Jason: no hold on B, what if i DO-

Bruce: you DON'T.

Jason: BUT WHAT IF I-

Damian, in the corner, on the phone to Ra's: Grandfather come pick me up i don't like these people.

[insomniaccoffeebean]

Now I need a fic where the Lazarus pit made Jason mensturate because I'm a freak like that.

[batfamkinkmas]

Hello everybody! It's the 1st of October, which means it's the beginning of the most wonderful time of the year:

🦇❄🎅✨Batfam Kinkmas Exchange!✨🎅❄🦇

Sign ups are now open and will remain open until 15th of October, 11:59PM US Pacific Time. (NB: This is a change from previous years, when the deadline was 12:01AM.) We will endeavour to get the matching completed ASAP, and then you will have until 15th of December to post your work.

If you want to ask any questions, please feel free to send us an Ask here on Tumblr (anon is turned on), email [email protected], or ask us on the DC Events Server Kinkmas channel. Just @ either scandalsavage or daemoninwhite.

[batfamkinkmas]

A friendly reminder that sign ups close on the 15th of October, which is less than a week away. Get your sign ups in!

[batfamkinkmas]

FINAL CALL!

4.5 hours left to get your sign-ups in!

[insomniaccoffeebean]

AHHHHHH I WISH I WOULDA SEEN THIS A FEW DAYS AGOOOIK

[rosees3ray]

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

[its-arson-time]

type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

[datafags]

CRYING AND BAWLING AND LOSING IT

[insomniaccoffeebean]

Insomniafvoffeebran

[ezrzr]

i do not “chatgpt,” i do not “character ai,” i do not “chatbot,” i IMAGINE scenarios in my HEAD. and if i DON’T LIKE IT, i DO IT MORE.

[catfancyceo]

Let's kill this guy with mama.