Being normal about baked goods

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Personal cookie run spam side blog; Reblogs, ramblings, and misc autistic activities conducted here

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Isolated voice lines for Vampire Cookie in French specifically, missing his "J'ai soif" line for his skill and potentially some other more obscure lines. I just think he's neat

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what did she mean by that in the anniversary event huhhh whatt 🧐🧐🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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Wowzers lookie here this has been sitting in my gallery for a while and just now i finished it LOL

bare with me i might change up their designs bc im not very creative

Fun fact, yes, Sparkling, Herb, and Vampire’s hair are freezing bcuz liquids and i think leaves can freeze easily too

Mint is just built different, he’s used to the cold

Imma make more refs and put it all in one post soon

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thinking about pets that arent explicitly animals and what kind of animals they would be

bow tie bottle and oak barrel would be cats. bow tie is a cute lil golden siamese and oak barrel is this big, lumbering maine coon that doesn't realize how big it is

alchemist would have 3 lil rats bc she has 3 different scales across the games iirc. she trains them to do tricks and treats them like royalty. funnily enough, oak barrel and her rats get along better than her and vamp do

i think herb's teapot just straight up being a smaller elephant would be funny. helps him water his plants, isn't any bigger than a large dog

doremi and fasolasi would have to be song birds of some kind, or if i wanna be super biased, magpies.

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so funny story

bc my dumb ass is autistic as shit and i have a bit of a contrarian personality, i had this immense dislike for herb and mint choco simply for appearing to be more popular than vamp, sparkling, and to an extent cheesecake

like to the point where i had a whole thing in kingdom where when i finally pulled herb, i did everything in my power to not give him a single ounce of experience. i had him chopping down the same tree for weeks bc the game auto assigned him that task and i refused to finish it. i didn't like that he was one of the most popular cookies but had like no personality

i was annoyed by mint choco bc he outclassed cheesecake in game and i find his skill music so goddamn annoying and it's the exception to the "turn off skill music" option. he also won the magic candy vote and i went all in on cheesecake even though i sorta knew it was in vain

i don't really want to bring up the shipping stuff it's kind of embarrassing

but i've been doing dailies on another blog and right now i'm going through an arc that involves all of the juice bar regulars.. and i'm beginning to warm up to them. i think they'd be really good friends to vampire. i think the four of them would get along decent enough. Mint choco is like the "straight" friend who has his life together and he's just sort of around these disaster queers. Herb is that quiet kid who you think is really sweet and nice (and he genuinely is) but then you find out he does Substances and is sort of a freak and you aren't really sure how to feel about it

tldr, characters that used to frustrate me now spark joy. the lgbt community has forgiven herb and mint choco

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“Let the scent of lilacs flow along the silhouette, fluttering in the afternoon sunlight.”

-Redesign of Midsummer Bliss-

(Special thanks to @ashuribbon for the help with the design, sorry it took over a year for me to finish the damn thing-)

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update pitch for devsis: vampire hunter is looking for a vampire that causes problems on purpose, mistakes Vampire Cookie for said vampire (they look nothing alike)

vampire hunter could easily be based on vervain or some other anti vampire food, and even though i don't think they could get away with it, blood can be used as an egg substitute in baked goods, so the idea of a second vampire cookie having blood as its ingredient (and actually being a somewhat compitent vampire) wouldn't be too farfetched

i need to spin this idea around in my head a bit more for the details but I'll let y'all know how that goes

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alright, I'm gonna have my first real post on this blog be a proposal for a Sands of Yogurca arc rewrite; the main things being

There is no underground crime syndicate and Plain Yogurt isn't as huge of a fucking shitass

Lilac and Scorpion are a couple of orphan best friends turned petty thieves who would secretly hitch rides on caravans to get around. Lilac takes a more "don't get caught" approach while Scorpion actively enjoys leeching the life out of cookies and finds any excuse to do so, to Lilac's chagrin.

Maybe Centipede can be repurposed as a sassy shop owner and I frankly don't know what to do with Peppercorn. Maybe a construction worker of sorts, those two aren't really my focus tho

Instead of Plain Yogurt trying to kill his little brother, he's just verbally abusive like a normal person. Maybe Lilac and Scorpion were attracted to Yogurt Cream's palace because of the parties he throws and they were able to sneak in, their objective to snag some valuables and food and get out.

However, Lilac manages to bump into Yogi, and because of his naivity and loneliness, he strikes up a conversation with the strange cookie he's never seen before. Lilac feels a need to play along as to not get caught and Scorpion isn't around to help him out of the situation. After a fairly long night of humoring Yogi, Lilac finds himself drawn to his dumb ass and ends up leaving without actually taking anything. Scorpion notices that he's more reluctant to jump ship to the next town than normal.

One night, she's able to follow him as he sneaks out of their camp, thinking Scorpion was asleep. After finding out that he's been meeting up with Yogi, she sets out to get him killed and get her old friend back. Cue shenanigans

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I did something similar to this!

I think the only differences is that Lilac is an ex-assassin and was hired to be an actual bodyguard, Plain actually loves Cream, Scorpion is a little jealous and would love to see Cream's grave, Centepied is also an ex-criminal and was the one that helped Lilac leave AAAAAND Peppercorn is a wandering spice trader who may or may not be hella loades

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oh cool!!! i've actually made some adjustments to this recently been meaning to post about it but just haven't gotten around to it

so far i'm dubbing it "brittle au" until i can think of a better name for it bc everything revolves around Yogurt Cream having a chronic illness he inherited from his mother which makes him tire out easily and very fragile, basically where his dough is easily crumbled compared to other cookies. not enough eggs or smth, idk what the irl equivalent would be. the fact that he's sickly kinda puts a strain on his relationship with his big brother bc he needs a lot of care and attention and his father is never around bc of work. mom passed when yogi was pretty young. Plain yogurt holds some disdain towards his brother but still loves him bc y'know, that's his baby brother. only He's allowed to tease him, that kind of stuff. pops is also super caring, despite his absence. he sends yogi a lot of letters and gifts from his travels and yogi treasures them dearly bc he can't leave home super often

Lilac and Scorp are still partners in crime up until they try to crash a party at the yogurt mansion. Lilac has sort of been fed up with Scorp's frivolous murdering and wants to be better, so when he's sent off to find the goods, he runs into Yogi and they talk for a bit and Lilac is having thoughts about becoming a sort of guardian to Yogi to make up for all the bad he's done and Scorp Doesn't Like That

Centipede and Peppercorn aren't really relevant to the point in the story i'm at rn but i love the idea of Pepper being a spice trader that's so cute

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The choco creatures

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compilation of vampires that bring me joy

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forgot to repost my updated vampy art