ok but why

Cis, she/her. 21. Avid Batman fan. Reluctant Homestuck. Slave to Bioware. Writes bad fanfiction. Likes the smell of justice in the morning. I haven't updated my theme since 2014.

[asylphintheclouds-deactivated20]

The local oldies station just played "All Star" by Smashmouth. Which was made in 1999 and popularized again in "Shrek" in 2001.

"All Star" is an oldie.

[tempestpaige]

ok im ready for tonight

[tempestpaige]

[my-mind-is-a-weapon]

Fjord is Himbo Supreme and here is my evidence:

Handsome boy. Trying to get swole.

Pure of heart

Dumb of ass

Seriously. Took him like 5 months realise his backstory given name was part of a prophecy Caduceus has been talking about since day one. Wis of 7 babey.

Chugs his respecting women juice

Best friends with a lesbian.

Adopted son of a literal lesbian Goddess

[rolodextra]

[countrytoads]

catfish simultaneously look like they possess infinite knowledge of the universe and like they just have the mii theme playing in their head nonstop

[countrytoads]

you see what i mean

[creepsandcrawlers]

they know everything but it all cancels out

[insuffera6le6itch]

came back to tumblr just to say fuck you to everybody who knew how gay hannibal was and didn’t tell me 

[freshmoviequotes]

Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019)

[bastionkeeper]

Me: damn straight you respect Doctor Quinzel

Me: wait it’s from /what/?

[banana-muffiin-deactivated20221]

[max-out-of-ten]

@mrsegbert​ your tags are perfect

[switch-up-snowfox]

I mean Bat’s whole situation can be summed up as “Harvey I know you got it rough and i want to help you but I wouldn’t have to keep beating you up if you didn’t keep ROBBING THE FUCKING BANK”

[marisatomay]

the sun set before 5pm today moodboard

[itsthefluorescent]

[avadcniels]

ahdjakak oh my GOD!!

also:

[mwagneto]

TWO MONTHS LEFT OF THE 2010S HOW ARE WE FEELING

[inactive-jupiterscupid-deactiva]

[hoursago]

my things for shinobi at the good omens holiday exchange last year yooo

i noticed she was fond of rose so i tried to include her!! but then i forgot she probably never encountered the weeping angels lol… my excuse is that it’s doctor who so like… what! continuity??! hahahaha (cries)

[corvigae]

*sees this post* Oh haha I get it, Good Omens and DW crossover bc of David Tennant- *looks at the timestamp and realizes this post is SIX goddamn years old*  …A- Agnes, is that you?

[bastionkeeper]

Wait its HOW OLD???

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i’m tired of seeing memes for shit i’ve never fucking heard of so here’s some memes for a piece of media that doesn’t fucking exist. fuck you.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Please write this so I can read it

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me @ 17: I may be graduating high school now but I’m not gonna lose track of what teens are doing! I’m gonna be a cool and relevant adult just you watch me!

Me now, 21: *sips tea and looks at my tablet over reading glasses like it’s a morning newspaper* *leans forward and squints* *yells into the next room with an accent like a jaded New Yorker grandma in a sitcom* GEORGE, WHAT’S A VIBE CHECK?

[what-even-is-thiss]

DOES IT HAVE SOMETHIN’ TA DO WITH RAIDIN’ AREA FIFTY WAN?

[thunderheadfred]

A new bachelor has moved to Pelican Town! Meet  Aziraphale, the angelic dessert-loving doctor!

Features:

Play as four gender-variable Farmer Crowley presets - or romance Aziraphale with your own custom character. You decide! 

Live ineffably-ever-after when you date and marry a literal angel. You can even make an Effort and raise children together.

Aziraphale has his own unique dialogue, gift tastes, disposition, and schedule. Even better: he’s made out of genuine husband material.

The clinic has a new tartan look.

No star-crossed apocalyptic mayhem to worry about! Framed as mortal AU Omens, Aziraphale’s events and cut scenes are sure to please anyone who appreciates fluff and happy endings.

More to love: Aziraphale has seasonal outfits AND an adorably embarrassing aerobics ensemble.

Requirements:

Stardew Valley - 1.3 for PC, Mac, Linux, or Android

SMAPI - 2.11.3

Content Patcher - 1.9.2

Kisekae - 2.1.2

If you’ve never modded Stardew Valley before, don’t worry! It’s easy. For detailed help, visit the wiki here. 

Please check the readme installation instructions in order to enable all the features of this mod. While the majority of features will work automatically, a few files need to be manually placed in order for your gameplay experience to be as ineffable as possible!

Note: This mod swaps out Doctor Harvey for Aziraphale, but fear not, Harvey fans! By default, Harvey will still be available in all non-Crowley save files.

Lastly, if you enjoy this mod, please consider slinging a coffee my way on ko-fi, and HAVE FUN <3

Download Stardew Omens on NexusMods!

[gingerhaole]

Hey! Buy this babe a ko-fi for spending like a solid week, sleeping almost none, so she could bring y’all the cutest thing in the galaxy!

[eroscestlavie]

the hot new tv trope…bottom storage.  

[eroscestlavie]

bottom storage = when your gay-coded villain is defeated but is too charismatic and important to the plot to actually be killed off and is also too interesting to be put in actual prison, but also needs to be accessible for talking to or possibly being a b-character in future movies with a different villain? he gets put, in Bottom Storage. which is a prison with no actual bars on it that instead looks like huge tupperware. and he goes in there. 

thats Bottom Storage.

[lezbianz]

[chrismcbastard]

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

i cant believe some people do m/f ships with the man not blushing not even a bit while the woman blush always… bad taste really bad taste

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

if you dont do the man being deeply and crazy in love with his gf/wife and blushing a lot

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

[esteicy-blog]

Woman: Is cute/badass/sexy/just herself

Man:

Me: This…this is a good ship