Bitch. Cunt. Anything else?

Independent Wendy Testaburger loved by Hayley mutliple ways over the years. 28+, 20+ only. Do not send Wendy hate.

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Lucy Hale gif packs can be found here! Sarah Desjardin gif pack can be found here! *New pinned post to be added!

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Baby.

Adult.

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Listening to her parents argue. Ponders leaving the house for the night.

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"Your dad and I are going out for New Year's Eve, Wendy."

"... I thought we were having a movie marathon, Mom? Remember? All your favorites?"

Alexis looked very tired when she replied, "Plans change. Maybe next year."

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Girls be like "I needed this", and it's just a slow morning, an ice coffee, a book and some sunshine.

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Stendy is OTP on this blog but I'm never going to force it on anyone.

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IF IT PLEASES AND SPARKLES. THE GIRLS OF SOUTH PARK HAVE AN ANOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. SIDEBLOG TO @ANDBREATHE AND @PINKBCRETT

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Omnivore.

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[ TXT ] : are we still fighting? - @pinkbcrett

A Game Of Telephone | Always accepting! | @pinkbcrett

[ READ ]

[Text: Wednesday] :TYPING: [Text: Wednesday] :TYPING: [Text: Wednesday] :TYPING:

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[ READ 4:50PM ]

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When she's telling someone how wrong they are-

When she's telling someone how wrong they are-

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𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒊𝒕 𝒂 𝒄𝒍𝒂𝒏, 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒊𝒕 𝒂 𝒏𝒆𝒕𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒌, 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒊𝒕 𝒂 𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒆, 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒊𝒕 𝒂 𝒇𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒚: 𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒊𝒕, 𝒘𝒉𝒐𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒓𝒆, 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒏𝒆.

𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐑. Written by Hayley and Georgie. duplicates of only the best muse allowed into the club.

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Me vc: Sam Manson... but she doesn't hate other women-

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UPDATE: @heliosbloomed is Wendy's exclusive Nichole.

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WENDY TESTABURGER, INTELLECTWEAPONIZED.

"I'll beat the shit out of you!!!!!"

Independent roleplay blog for Wendy Testaburger of Comedy Central's South Park! Written and reimagined multiple times by Hayley since 2016! She/her & they/them, 28 years old+ so no one under 20!

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[Text: Nichole] Sleepover?

[Text:Wendy😍]Yes!!Tonight???

[Text:Wendy😍]Let me set up my room and make food.One blanket fort is definitely coming up ☺️

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[Text:Wendy😍] I love you more!! [Text:Wendy😍] Never be sorry I love when you stay over and and my parents think you are a well put together young lady so its fine lol [Text:Wendy😍] Literally nothing just bring your beautiful self. Law of the land does require you to bring your favorite stuffed animal though...and apple juice

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[Text: Nichole 👑] No love competitions! [Text: Nichole 👑] Your parents are fucking amazing, babe. I can't wait to see them properly again it's been way too long. [Text: Nichole 👑] So... you DO want me to bring stuff 🤭 [Text: Nichole 👑] I'm gonna bring TWO favorite stuffed animals just to be funny 🥰🥰🥰🥰

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🐝  *  ―  𝑾𝑰𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑪𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑺 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑻𝑺.

❛  i'm so excited for the holidays already!  ❜ ❛  winter is my favorite season of the year. everything looks just so pretty.  ❜ ❛  you look like you're freezing. come on, let's warm up inside.  ❜ ❛  eat this, it's a new cookie recipe i've tried.  ❜ ❛  you have snowflakes in your hair.  ❜ ❛  let's just stay in, light a fire and watch some movies.  ❜ ❛  the holidays aren't so bad with you around.  ❜ ❛  isn't it a little bit early to start decorating already?  ❜ ❛  i'll be going home for the holidays ... do you want to come with me?  ❜ ❛  i've never seen snow before.  ❜ ❛  i know it's a little early but i figured i'd give you your present already.  ❜ ❛  here, you can have my scarf.  ❜ ❛  you've never been ice skating before?  ❜ ❛  if i'm slipping, i'm totally blaming you.  ❜ ❛  do you have any plans for the holidays?  ❜ ❛  i've prepared some hot chocolate / eggnog / mulled wine if you want to come in.  ❜ ❛  we should give our snowman a name.  ❜ ❛  are there any traditions you have for the holidays?  ❜ ❛  i can't wait for it to be summer again ...  ❜ ❛  want to go gift shopping with me?  ❜

[ mistletoe ] sender and receiver standing under a mistletoe together [ cocoa ] sender bringing receiver a mug of hot chocolate [ skating ] sender and receiver going ice skating [ snow angel ] sender and receiver making snow angels and having fun in the snow together [ fireplace ] sender and receiver cuddling up in front of a fireplace [ decorations ] sender and receiver decorate for the holidays together [ cookies ] sender and receiver bake some cookies together [ presents ] sender giving receiver their holiday present(s) [ snowball ] sender throws a snowball at receiver [ lights ] sender and receiver admire the lights together [ tree ] sender and receiver pick out a christmas tree [ secret santa ] receiver has to buy a secret santa gift for receiver [ snowed in ] sender and receiver are snowed in together [ sledding ] sender and receiver go sledding [ traditions ] sender and receiver celebrate christmas / hanukkah together [ snowman ] sender and receiver building a snowman [ gingerbread ] sender and receiver make and decorate a gingerbread house [ skiing ] sender and receiver go skiing [ music ] sender catching receiver singing and dancing to christmas songs [ caroling ] sender asking receiver to go caroling with them