ALL THE TEXTS FOR SID, SHOULDNTHAVE REBLOGGED THIS
Send “✆” for a MORNING text.
( text for —> snidley ) breakfast. now. dying. need food.
Send “” for a text that WASN’T SENT.
( text for —> snidley ) i dunno how to tell you how much you mean to me. you know, right?
Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.
( text for —> snidley ) practice ran long. meet later?
Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
( text for —> snidley ) DUDE! WE GOTTA DO IT! PIMP AND WHORE THING! YOU GOTTA PIMP ME OUT GOOD! ALSO WHEREU AT I FOUND SOME OF THAT GOOD BOOZE AND BY FOUND I DEFINITELY DON’T MEAN I STOLE IT
Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.
( text for —> snidley ) You know… you and me. Could be electric. Offer’s always on the table, kitten.
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
( text for —> snidley ) Why do you think Dolphins have those holes on top of them? Like, is it for air? Cause they’re, like, mammals or whatever?
Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.
( text for —> snidley ) GIVE ME BACK MY BROOM BITCH! I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING BAD ENOUGH TO WARRANT BROOM THEFT.
Send “#” for a RANDOM text.
( text for —> snidley ) Do you think that grass feels pain when you walk on it?
Send “@” for a SCARED text.
( text for —> snidley ) Sid, I just keep thinking about Julia… About who’s next… Sid, what if something happens to Mary or Ted or… I love these people. I can’t see them hurt.
Send “&” for a LOVING text.
( text for —> snidley) Hey asshole, love you.
Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.
( text for —> snidley) So, you never did finish that rant about the stupid book. What was it about??? Why was it stupid?
Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.
( text for —> snidley) SID! MY MOM SAID SHE WAS PROUD OF ME IN A LETTER! MARK THE FUCKING CALENDAR IT’LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
( text for —> snidley ) don’t call sid hot. sid’s off limits and way too good for your stupid ass. leave that one alone.
Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
( text for —> snidley ) i’m going to end up alone and broke and sleeping on people’s couches how did i end up getting so fucking worthless?