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[interdyne]

magik

*explodes 1 random beaker*

oh. oh shit. uh. that was. yeah so. uh. yeah im gonna have to incinerate this place before it gets out oh god.

[interdyne]

syndicate bomb for five (5) telecrystals

[antiyom]

The double bladed esword + glue calls to me like the green goblin mask

[interdyne]

YOU EITHER DRIP OR DROWN, SPIDERMAN

[ask-the-syndicate]

this is the 6th outbreak this week and its only tuesday, by god start training your operatives basic hygiene so they dont all drop dead from fungal tuberculosis minutes after a mission because their suits were contaminated

“Hey don’t get angry at me! I’m just running this station! Take it up with whoever does recruitment to find better operatives!”

“Also what the hell are they doing, rolling around in fucking mushrooms??”

[interdyne]

They are coughing up fleshy lung bits.

They are contracting it because the delivery method is FOAM GRENADES.

and their suits get covered in it.

and they get into contact with it when they take em off.

[ask-the-syndicate]

“Why in the flying fuck are foam grenades being used for this? Just use some other kind of WMD already! And tell them to get their suits decontaminated after their missions! That’s basic training info!”

[interdyne]

foam is cheap, effective, and gets into your skin quickly. and i dont fucking know why they arent trained to decontaminate after removing their suits.

[interdyne]

syndicate bomb for five (5) telecrystals

[ask-the-syndicate]

this is the 6th outbreak this week and its only tuesday, by god start training your operatives basic hygiene so they dont all drop dead from fungal tuberculosis minutes after a mission because their suits were contaminated

“Hey don’t get angry at me! I’m just running this station! Take it up with whoever does recruitment to find better operatives!”

“Also what the hell are they doing, rolling around in fucking mushrooms??”

[interdyne]

They are coughing up fleshy lung bits.

They are contracting it because the delivery method is FOAM GRENADES.

and their suits get covered in it.

and they get into contact with it when they take em off.

[interdyne]

get me off of this godforsaken website oh god