relatable shitposting

hi im maddy im 23 and i hope the aliens believe in me as much as i believe in them

[internetsurfing]

i started this blog when i was 13 and in year 8 and now i have graduated uni and im a full time teacher in a long term relationship wtf

[internetsurfing]

holy moly i havent been on here in ages and i miss my mutuals. if you want to keep in contact i've migrated over to twitter so follow me there @ oatmilkmads <3

[intermundia]

[unspuncreature]

[cardassian-tails]

do NOT separate them

[catchymemes]

The dog is supposed to run up in front of her and sit.

[theawesomeraccoon]

They did exactly that perfectly

[astraldemise]

i like got this splatoon stuck on my ceiling and im not able to get it down

[astraldemise]

youre not going to believe what object dislodged itself from the ceiling and began its descent to the floor, creating a loud meaty shlap sound upon impact, waking me up in the tender hours of the night

[chai-dye]

Happy Meaty Shlap Monday

[astraldemise]

happy meaty shlap monday

[anxietyproblem]

[oak23]

shoutout to Bratz posting this without any context and deleting it immediately afterwards cuz people haven't watched Jennifer's Body

[inthetags]

given that covid was declared a pandemic in spring 2020, reblog and put in the tags how old you were then, what age you spent the entire year of in quarantine (may or may not be different than previous), and how old you are now

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[scoutsmoocrew]

If you have hair how are you non binary

Not sure

[fruitpilled-peachcel]

the face allah makes when a white western lady who claims she’s a witch and uses reddit hits him with that dollar store hex spell

[vestahlls]

For anyone thinking that’s a joke:

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

At least she lives up to her username

[chansaw]

[guerrillatech]

[internetsurfing]

cutting off my best friend of five years because they’re an anti vaxxer was not on my 2021 bingo card and yet here we are 

[tlirsgender]

Remember being like 13 and being like I'm a creep I'm a weirdo.. And then you get older and you're like oh I was just 13 actually. And then you get older again and you're like maybe I was onto something maybe there is something wrong with me

[brainscrewz]

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die