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Greetings. I work in Interpol. I love my job but there's. A lot to complain about. And frankly it isn't professional to complain about it while at the job, and we're all kind of on an NDA and can't talk about it outside of the job so... Here you can complain about it anonymously by submitting posts. Please do not leave identifying information - your submission will be deleted if you do. Also, we are aware of Rotomblr's strange multidimensional capabilities. Interpol agents from all dimensions are welcome to submit.

If you are not working for Interpol please do not treat this as an extension of the organization! We are not a hotline! Do not send in tips or complaints about us! Odds are we already know! And this space is not for you, unfortunately. But do feel free to comment on or reblog the submissions.

Also pretty please do not hack the blog or identify people who submit, don't ruin this for us. Please.

Because of the anonymity policy I will not be divulging any details about myself. And no, I'm not Looker. I get it, he's the hotshot dilf everyone likes and knows, but trust me he has better things to do than run a bitching session blog.

#pokeblogging #intro post #pokemon interpol confessions #rotomblr #pokemon roleplay

Investigating a suspected smuggling in Undella and my coworkers keep saying shit like "oh no what if Cynthia jumpscares us with a battle?"

Cowards? I'm a horror-loving lesbian and I would thank her if she jumped out from behind a tree and kicked my ass. I mean, my job involves me being really competent, so there aren't many people who can do that. Is it so weird to get a little excited at the thought?

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#not weird at all she has that effect on people across timelines #I think someone's actually investigating that to see if she's actually a universal constant or not #pokeblogging #pkmn irl #pokemon interpol confessions

Now you mention it, one of my colleagues came out as trans recently too and called herself Myldredd. Perhaps this is a trend somewhere?

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#pkmn irl #pokeblogging #pokemon interpol confessions #trans women win

Disguise missions can also be very therian.

Ask me how I know.

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#pokeblogging #pkmn irl #pokemon interpol confessions #very true

Good for her!!

Right exactly

#pokeblogging #pkmn irl

disguise missions are always the most genderfluid conversations you've ever heard in your life, followed by "but I'm totally cisgender. You know, this is just something I do for fun. Or to cheer myself up on random days when I feel bad about my body for no particular reason and the only thing that helps is crossdressing. Very cisgender."

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#shout out to the intern we had who by a series of insane coincidence had to do a mission like this #she figured it out eventually - we're all very proud of her #pokeblogging #pkmn irl #pokemon interpol confessions

I wholly support my transfeminine coworker but mildread? Not even regular Mildred but she made it an emo vampire name? And refuses to be called Millie?

idk man I'm glad she's happy but I'm judging her taste a bit

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#personally I think that's a banger name but whatever #gods forbid transfemmes have cool af names #pkmn irl #pokeblogging #pokemon interpol confessions

Trying to tell these damned podcasters to get better soundproofing. I keep getting called in for the screaming noises. At least they're doing a narrative podcast, instead of a techbro type. It actually seems pretty cool, if a little campy and unrealistic. It's called "The adventures of Blorbo and Bleebus" and it's a loving parody of narrative tropes.

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#the soul needs whimsy and sometimes whimsy necessitates screaming #best of luck to those podcasters lol #pokeblogging #pkmn irl #pokemon interpol confessions

So it turns out that miss wheelchair skitty faller is actually into torturing men for real! Safely, sanely, and consensually! Which is honestly a huge relief to me. I was worried that she was going to get into crimes or something, but nope, she's just a very happy little pervert who needs little to no supervision.

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#good for her! good for her #disabled people can do consensual torture. as a treat #pokemon interpol confessions #pokeblogging #pkmn irl

I realize that perhaps this isn't the way you're supposed to use this blog, but you guys are probably a better sounding board then the average person when it comes to wack crap, so...

I need advice.

Met this guy recently. He's. Certainly an interesting person. Probably a serial killer in an above average amount of universes. Joyously, this isn't one of them 🎉

Anyways. I was at his house for a bit. As one is, does, whatever. Had to use the bathroom, got the doors mixed up, etc etc, and...

[A video is attached of a regular looking door in a regular looking hallway. The cameraman looks around (with the camera) to make sure nobody is watching, then reaches over and opens the door.

The supposedly regular door opens up to... the middle of a forest (at night). Looks like birch trees. It seems mostly normal, save for the fact it is completely silent. Not even a hint of wind or anything.

There's about ten seconds of ominous forest footage before the cameraman shuts the door again and ends the video.]

Is this like... Normal? Well probably not actually, better question is this something to be concerned about?

You see, you would think the average agent would be good at telling you when weird is too weird. Unfortunately, with the amount of things we get exposed to on a regular basis, this is my average Tuesday since I started dating Bob (not their real name). I'm afraid I'm the worst person you could've possibly asked. Anyone else wanna chime in?

#sorry :p #pokeblogging #pkmn irl

I was one of the top officers in Wyndon, but I recently got reassigned to a little town in the Galarian countryside. It's supposed to be this picturesque, award-winning place where the worst thing the cops have to deal with are missing Swanna, but there's definitely something going on here. For a tiny village, this place has a ridiculously high rate of deadly accidents. Everyone's acting like I'm the crazy one, but I swear I saw a hooded figure in the garden shop right when the shopkeeper "fell on her shears".

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#yikes #how many murders happened for people to get normalized to it...???#pokeblogging #pkmn irl #pokemon interpol confessions

Fallers terrify me sometimes. What do you mean I just saw this merchant girl turn into a fucking quantum superposition to deal with these stupid fucking blob monsters that have been popping up lately.

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#pokeblogging #pokemon interpol confessions #pkmn irl

18+ dungeon anon. I'm normal. I'm just into feet. Everyone else is roleplaying James Bond laser scenes

right because your kink is the good normal kink and all other kinks are weird and scary. live a little!

#I will be honest what everyone else is doing sounds fun #pokeblogging #pkmn irl

Went to an 18+ dungeon and recognized half my interpol coworkers there. Now I just have to go on with the knowledge that some of them are way too excited about the idea of being kidnapped by a mad scientist

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#okay but who are you to judge #something something what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament #c'mon man #pokeblogging #pokemon interpol confessions #pkmn irl

I know my department is chronically understaffed, but can people please stop assigning me extra missions for five minutes? It's hard enough looking after the kid I adopted for my ongoing major mission, let alone having to do all that while sneaking out all the time to run your errands.

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#we have forms for this #check your database #in our universe it's a C4 form; might be different for yours #Caregiver Exemption - Dependent Minor #pokeblogging #pokemon interpol confessions #pkmn irl

Last night was so insane! Like I said in my last post my partner and I went out for drinks, then I saw an ultra beast sitting on their head! No wonder they felt so grumpy. I managed to pull it off of them despite getting pretty beat up, but ended up getting possessed myself! Everything after that's a bit fuzzy, but I remember my partner fighting me off until backup arrived.

Yeah I got poisoned and broke a couple bones, but now I get people fussing over me in the hospital and calling me heroic for saving my partner like that! Finally I can live out the hurt/comfort scenario of my dreams!!!

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#excellent order of priorities here #cheers mate #pokeblogging #pokemon interpol confessions #pkmn irl

So, I went out with my partner to get drinks after a particularly difficult mission. Next thing I know I'm waking up this morning in the hospital with the world's worst hangover getting treated for Nihilego poisoning. I don't remember last night at all.

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#yyyyyyeah that'll do it. glad you're okay!#pokeblogging #pokemon interpol confessions #pkmn irl

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