The True Meaning of Pluggerdom

Pluggers represent the majority of us who don't live for the latest trend, who keep plugging along without fanfare and try to balance work, play and family life. And I'm here to spell what, exactly, this entails.

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What have my old friends, the pluggers, been doing lately anyway--

Well, see you all in another six years.

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I thought about Plugger fly wine unprompted recently and had a good laugh going back through this blog, thank you for that!

i haven't thought of plugger fly wine in a hot minute so thank you so much for reminding me. what the fuck was wrong with them.

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Nothing comes between a plugger and his unhealthy hoarding habits.

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Pluggers will destroy everything they own out of their irrational wrath towards the technology that has left them behind.

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Pluggers says fuck gender roles, except for all those times it said exactly the opposite.

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A plugger takes no pleasure in carnal relations, and only finds joy in defending his fragile ego through pointless duplicity.

Also fuck golf.

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You’re a plugger if your existence is defined by doing what little work there is for this comic so Gary Brookins doesn’t have to.

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i think the bear is fucking the cat. thoughts

sometimes i wish i could go back in time and make it so this blog never existed

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i need to set the record straight: i live off ~$700 a month. i’m not making fun of pluggers for being poor, i’m making fun of them for microwaving coffee, which is, to me, on par with fly wine for things that, while thrifty, sound absolutely wretched

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ok plugger vs ok boomer

implying they are not synonyms

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These comics are depressing. Why do old men think misogyny is so funny? Why is it so normalized? Does the man who draws these have a wife?? God I feel bad for her.

What you need to know about pluggers is they come from a time when it was progressive to not think of your woman as literal property you own, and they STILL bitch about that changing.

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Jim forgot the third word, ‘flies’.

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You’re a plugger if you abuse your wife’s makeup for mustache crimes.

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Is this.,.. Pluggers relationship positivity? Have pluggers grown as people? Is loving your wife a pluggers trait?

...No.

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Pluggers are tacky, thoughtless, and desperate to hide their balding heads by any means necessary.

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Hoo boy, starting with some good old-fashioned ‘Pluggers are fucking disgusting.’ Close that microwave, dump the coffee in the sink, and go to the mirror and take a long, hard look at yourself, dude.

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I miss you, plugger blog

i’m sorry for my long silence. pluggers hasn’t gotten any less shitty, but i have been putting more of my efforts into endeavors that bring me joy, like yuri recommendations.

that said, i’ll go ahead and crack open gocomics just for you, anon. let’s delve into some pluggers for old time’s sake.