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Staying up all night with you. Spanish, sex, skyline, playlists, politics, predators. No one ever wishes they slept more in college.

P.S. You bought me cake today.

hi beeb,

i love you so much. I posted a bunch of arthur stuff to hide the scary thumbnail from the milk video.

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what kind of money is grandma thora making that she can afford customised balloons

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So we just got the first commercial for the first of the new one-hour movie specials ("D.W. and the Beastly Birthday)! What's your thoughts?

to be honest, tbh, tb perfectly h, my first thought is “please god someone hire me to help out with the animation i’ll do all the gd inbetweens myself if it means getting away from these stiff-ass flash puppets”

BUT. that said. it looks like an interesting concept! from the previews, the animation isn’t AS wooden as i’ve seen in some of the other episodes so that’s… something. but it looks like a fun concept, doing a spin off Where The Wild Things Are. could be good! :0

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lucky boy and monkey move to the city.

>Bill Nye shows up on stage riding a Segway with periodic table decals plastered all over it >crowd cheers and starts chanting BILL BILL BILL >"Alright guys, we're gonna do some SCIENCE!" >crowd erupts into a frenzy >electronic dance music starts playing as Bill mixes two flasks of identical looking liquid and produces a blue solution >the audience is turning genderfluid nonbinary as he's doing this >"As I mix these two compounds, I want to remind you that, just like this liquid flask I'm holding, race is a SOCIAL CONSTRUCT!" >chants of Black Lives Matter roar through the audience, whites are checking their privilege en masse >suddenly a voice from the back of the audience says, "But I have data proving there's differences in IQ between the races!" >the music stops >the crowd turns immediately silent >"Who said that?" shouts Bill Nye as he steps off his segway. "Who fucking said that?!" >A lone white male stands up in the audience, with two charts showing intrinsic differences between the races >"The facts speak for themselves! Blacks have lower IQ even when adopted by white parents!" >deathly quiet tension in the air >suddenly somebody starts chanting "Hate facts, hate facts, hate facts!" >the crowd joins in >they start encircling the white male, their chants getting louder >a Pansexual Fairy Sprite starts screeching and hissing in demonic tongues about privilege >this is the signal for the crowd to rush the poor white man and tear him limb from limb >as this happens, Bill Nye drops his pants and starts masturbating at the carnage, using the flask he was holding earlier as an anal pleasure tool >the audience joins in and partakes in a massive orgy of semen and the white male's blood >in the midst of this, an AfroAsian queerkin finds the papers used by the white male and burns them with his bong lighter >crowd cheers at this spectacle >Bill Nye shouts, "That's science!" >roll credits

The good guys lost WW2

(((Science)))

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