Peace in your heart, fortune in your steps

faith. hi! (26/PH)

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

[sheauz-deactivated20240614]

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

Well, at least she died doing what she loved—getting her dick sucked.

[swamplevel]

if I could kill anything on the planet it would be my friends bad parents. and the second thing I would kill is fuckedelf

[archivearchangelica]

sleeping off the affects of anesthesia, 2010

[the-depressed-comedic-relief]

you think Frodo ever had a talk with Bilbo after the destruction of the ring, about how his adventure was so much different than Bilbo’s, and how he wishes he had a quest like Bilbo’s, one fun and full of wonder. And Bilbo just smiles and says that Frodo is confusing Bilbo’s adventure with Bilbo’s stories. Frodo sort of laughs awkwardly, thinking Bilbo’s joking. But Frodo slowly realizes how real the separation between the quest and the way he tells it is over time. When people ask him about it, he only ever wants to tell the good parts, the ones where the good guys win and there’s beauty and wonder. He doesn’t want to tell how struggled under the burden of the ring, he doesn’t want to tell about how he failed, he even feels somewhat ashamed when he writes it in his book. And maybe then he rethinks Bilbo’s stories, and wonders if they were maybe not quite as fun as he made them out to be when he told them. And if his uncle had been silently struggling all these years, just as Frodo was doing now.

[dogposts]

must've been the wind

[dogposts]

this doggo brought the umpires water between innings 

[asneakyfox]

one of my favorite bits in lord of the rings is something the movies didn't really try to do because it's entirely internal, but sam's carrying the ring and it starts trying to do its work on him, so he's having these intrusive visions of himself marching at the head of a vast and terrible army, and he just starts laughing because, me? samwise gamgee? sam gamgee the general sam gamgee the dark lord are you for real? man i just want to go home and do some gardening. and the ring gets frustrated and it starts trying to figure out other stuff that would actually tempt sam and it's finally like, okay, but hear me out: imagine if you could have...A REALLY REALLY BIG GARDEN

[asneakyfox]

and then he's like, i don't know that sounds like a lot more work than a regular garden actually. why don't we just get on with finding mister frodo

[siena-sevenwits]

[songesdebeaute]

Jeff Bourgeau - On the Hunt

[tamamita]

This is so ironic after a dog was violently abused by an Israeli settler a day ago, because they couldn't kill the Palestinians who were residing there. I don't need to hear about the sanctity of life from a bunch of genocide apologists.

[tamamita]

On the contrary, after slaughtering 70.000+ Palestinians and holding a right to rape protest, I do believe that these Zionist Jews see Palestinians as far lesser than an animal.

[thewantingmind]

The family was prevented from transporting their dog to veterinary services through a checkpoint. Their dog was bleeding, immobile, and they could not access the direct route for medical care. It was only after consulting an animal transportation service that they could get their dog to the vet. An animal service, by the way, that seems almost entirely dedicated to getting the beaten animals in the West Bank to care in Israel. Meaning, of course, that it is a habit of Israeli Jews to torment animals for the sake of leaving a Palestinian family terrorized and helpless as they watch their pets get beaten.

I can’t grasp the barbarity. All of Israel needs to leave. The violence done to the most vulnerable determines the character of a people. To paraphrase Baldwin, I don’t think any Zionist is capable of grasping morality.

[tamamita]

This is so ironic after a dog was violently abused by an Israeli settler a day ago, because they couldn't kill the Palestinians who were residing there. I don't need to hear about the sanctity of life from a bunch of genocide apologists.

[tamamita]

On the contrary, after slaughtering 70.000+ Palestinians and holding a right to rape protest, I do believe that these Zionist Jews see Palestinians as far lesser than an animal.

[shithowdy]

there's probably a documented name for this phenomenon but a few days ago i had something of a revelation about approaching confrontation when i went after yet another owner of an unleashed dog at a park, this time chasing a rabbit into the reeds where i was crouched and scaring the shit out of me and several birds. the confrontation went exactly as follows:

me: "whose fucking dog is this?"

dog owner: "it's mine!"

me: "are you going to put a leash on that thing?"

DO "yes, i'm working on it."

me "why would you take a dog to a park with wildlife and let it off leash?"

DO: [silence]

me: "why would you do that???"

DO: "because i'm an asshole."

me: "... uh. yeah. good job, because you're an asshole."

i then left, a little bit stunned by that response, and we very pointedly avoided each other for the rest of our respective walks at the park. it occurred to me that what brought out that answer involved not making a single accusation, only demands for an explanation-- not unlike asking someone to explain a tasteless joke, sometimes the best approach to making people realize they've done something stupid is making them explain it themselves.

anyway, dog lady will likely never see this, but cheers to you for admitting you were an asshole. maybe next time you consider letting your high-efficiency rabbit-killing machine off leash you'll think twice and remember the raving maniac that stumbled out of the reeds and publicly humiliated you.

[teaboot]

Truth coming out of their grass to shame Susan

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[beebfreeb]

Please keep work place safety in mind at all times

[beebfreeb]

Did I mess up somehow

[daily-goose-the-cat]

Follow to see the same picture of Goose the cat every day

[fnordseer5]

one career option that is sadly no longer open to young women is impostor claiming to be the grand duchess anastasia romanov

[djbodyhorror]

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.