in the kingdom

hi my name's alice & i just want to be chill

[hotelhalsey]

iamhalsey: “You’re the second man who’s killed me this week. But I’ve got seven lives left…” - Selina Kyle 🐱🐾

[what-is-this-fruitsnackery]

My cousin is trying to toilet train her 20 pound cat and she sent me this and I’m crying

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

me picking up my cat: heehee i love you my little fat baby

my cat blinking in morse code: you will die at 8:03 pm est on may 28th 2068

[beewatch-deactivated20200725]

me: can i go to the bathroom?

teacher: i don’t know. can you?

she’s got me. i haven’t evolved a standard animal digestive system. i continue to photosynthesize my energy

[sunflowergif]

me: yeah im really tough

me: [gets scared by text notifications when they’re too loud]

me: [easily startled when people tap me on the shoulder]

me: [cries under any sort of pressure ever]

me: [cries when anyone raises their voice higher than their average volume]

me: so tough

[deconstructedclub]

[linascheyniusdiary-blog]

[icare4you-deactivated20240102]

Truly

[cocvino-deactivated20160219]

[jerzee55z]

[clown-in-training-deactivated20]

Tumblr im begging you. please just let me die in peace.

[l999gf]

we’re all gonna fall in love in the yr 2018 whether it be with someone else or ourselves

[theriversandtheroads]

[retrospeckt]

[thegirlwiththelittlecurl]

[astrocelestial]

this year’s winter solstice, the 21st December is going to be the worst day of the year according to astrologers as Saturn and the Sun line up perfectly on a solstice for the first time in 350 years so any planning and grand actions are said to best be postponed to another day

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

im feelin

sillay