Silly Goose Central

Kai || he/they

[emmikay]

Zane Boodram: So what’s it like being married to Hollie?

Ilya Rozanov: Once, I asked him to bring me glass of water while he was pissed at me, and he brought me glass full of ice and said “wait”.

[lavenderprose]

Crucially #myshane plays to his twentieth season which is just long enough to have the experience of meeting Ottawa's new draft prospect, also named Shane, and to smile and jokingly say, "Hey nice name," and for the rookie to gulp and say, "Thank you sir I am named after you" and that makes Shane sit in his stall and stare at the floor between his skates for. Significantly too long to be healthy.

[hothockey]

the thing is, is that i want shane and ilya to be mean AND nice to each other, bc i am, at the core. a pervert and a freak and a gay romantique. and the nicer and the meaner they are to each other, the more erotica i get to see and read. like, it's just two sides of a fuck coin, and baby,,i am playing those slots

[glarello]

who up thinking abt solangelo first meeting

[bevsi]

bugs when u lift up a rock

[xmckvrx]

Is this a safe place to talk about how adorable Gerard's lil frog butt is in the skeleton onesie?

[knivesdemo]

summertime, wembley night 2

[morphogenetic]

............hey guys. do the hostages have the fucking phantom extraction team patches on their arms

[infectiouspiss]

hiiiiiiii ^_^

[gerardwaysbob]

ok

[pandorashallcloset]

This is the coolest ever holy shit

[milligramspoison]

LONDON WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

[milligramspoison]

HAPPY FOURTH OF FUCKING JULY

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

theyzy world so beautiful and real to me... like hazy and their handsome hot doctor wife and they hang out at comic book stores because they are both huge nerds that's how they really connected when dr lisa lastname popped wyatt's dislocated shoulder back in and they offhandedly mention how xena made it look a lot easier and lisa is like "i'm not a wag I'm a fucking doctor" and wyatt's like "i wouldn't want you to be a wag" and they are getting nonbinary with it and sure they play the roles when they're at team events and whatnot but they really love that they've both found someone they can be themselves with and not have to explain like "i'm not a man i'm not a woman I'm just like me" because the other person gets it. real 2 me.

[ditaism]

does dan know he doesn't Have to look at phil when posing for stuff

[emmikay]

Evan Dystra: This is all just a moo point.

Ilya Rozanov: Huh. Moo point?

Evan Dystra: Yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion, you know, it just doesn’t matter. It’s “moo”.

Shane Hollander: (to Ilya) Have I been around him for too long, or did that all just make sense?

[litrallymad]

happy late hollanoversary :DD imagine this is a framed photo of shane and ilya taken by yuna at the cottage sometime after they get married in 2021 :)) hehe