confused garfunkle groupie

peace and love 🧡✌️😎🍊☀️ a, 20s, they/them

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

a, 20-something, they/them

terfs fuck off

my videos / my mixtapes / my fics

letterboxd / spotify

[perfectday1972]

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

and of course Shane could ask Ilya. Shane could just ask what the secret is, how does he do it. Shane could ask and Ilya would probably tell him, but then once he knows what excuse does he have to keep coming back? He tells himself its because he needs to figure it out on his own, to have Ilya tell him how his voice transformed so completely when channeling the spirit or how he got all the candles to extinguish at the same time and then relight moments after would mean nothing. When Ilya is sitting across from him in the oddly modern apartment upstairs from his shop seeped in faux Russian mysticism, looking at him with those big blue eyes that Shane swears sometimes go white during the seance (another trick that he just can’t figure out), asking with that wry smile that doesn’t quite reach his eyes if Shane wants him to tell him Shane knows what he really means is do you want this to be over. If he wanted this to be over he would’ve invited Ilya one stage years ago to humiliate him in front of a crowd like he’d done with countless other frauds before. If he wanted this to be over he would’ve walked out that shop door the first time Rozanov pulled out a spirit board. If he wanted this to be over, he could ask right now. And Shane shakes his head and smiles back and says he needs to figure it out for himself. A real magician would never reveal his secrets, Rozanov. This is what makes us different, I would never even ask if you wanted me to show you how a trick is done. And Ilya smiles a real smile back and goes no what makes us different is you are doing tricks. there are no tricks here, Hollander. None at all.

[allsonargent]

Renée Elise Goldsberry as Wickie Roy in Girls5eva (2021—)

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

not paula pell directly but I am also always thinking about the “i shoot geese at the airport and I get paid by the goose” line from girls5eva at least a little bit. so fucking good.

[character-association-game]

whos the blorbo you have the most merch of? it can be handmade or official or unofficial or ANYTHING just. merch

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

maybe my favorite paula pell bit ever

[princessrhcenyra]

PAULA PELL as DANA RICHARDS in THE 'BURBS (2026–)

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

actually i have one of those “bruce springsteen is openly bisexual” posts for hudson too but its just obviously we know he’s bisexual so it feels like a little bit of low hanging fruit

[nonlynear]

connor storrie editorials are like what the hell add a few more genders xes not driving

[multiversewanderlust]

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

"rachel reid came out as transmasc” no i don't think that's true "rachel reid is openly transmasc" this we can't possibly refute

[librarygf]

and what if i said that the rooftop fight in episode 1 lays the groundwork for the dynamics that we'll see in the boxing day fight. ilya going through something hard and serious with his family/depression and not saying it to shane, so that shane thinks the fight is about the immediate problem (him winning rookie of the year/them going to bood's party). and ilya getting getting mad at shane for not understanding, but only saying a tiny sliver of the truth (not everything is about you, hollander/i have no one). shane trying to ask about it, but getting agitated (so what is it then?/could you please explain what the fuck is happening?). and shane saying something pissy bc he feels so upset (all you do is beat me. i win one fucking thing, and you can’t even show your face/uh, fuck you. sorry i still want to win cups instead of smoking weed with my teammates between losses). hashtag the troubles have always been there and that's the good shit to me. so much to learn but they still love each other <3

[jesterlesbian]

how long do you think hayden's cameo/fanmail account got shut down for

[cuppydogshane]

shane and ilya on their canoe in the lake while Anyamachus stays to rule over Ottawa. or something

[cuppydogshane]

Marly Voice oh Ilya you look just like my shieldmaiden. From uh. College

[pjackk]

MY NEW WAY TO HAVW FUN🔥🔥

[paperandpencilsandskips]

girl who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw