confused garfunkle groupie

peace and love 🧡✌️😎🍊☀️ a, 20s, they/them

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

a, 20-something, they/them

terfs fuck off

my videos / my mixtapes / my fics

letterboxd / spotify

[freedom-and-books]

lost weekend (2026) by phoebe bridgers

[iambad]

ok i’m done being crazy lol

[iambad]

no i’m not

[jessaerys]

i complain in a more virtuous and ethical way than other people

[lucylehane]

ilya's slutty little "nope"

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

can someone who isn't a 40+ year old guy talk to me at a bar PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[clytemnestraaa]

shane obviously believes every pseudoscience trend ever but i do think ilya could be convinced by those videos about how the earth used to be inhabited by giants and like plateaus are the remains of megalithic trees and there’s a basilisk in the vietnamese highlands

[joeyclaire]

they are doing unspeakable things to this guy’s cloaca on ao3

[segamascott]

need to kms

[segamascott]

kiss mad sloppy 💯💪 fuck you thought

[germsauce]

THE DIRTIES (2013) dir. matt johnson

[sophsun1]

The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

To be known is to be loved

[evilnicegirl]

all those posts about being vulnerable are just trying to trick me to come out there so a bird can swoop down & eat me

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

once got bit by a parrot at a playground. one of those ladies with a parrot’s parrot. you know? lady with a parrot who brings it to playgrounds? every neighborhood has one!

[cbc]

[jesterlesbian]

i do fear that the only way to find my true soulmate is through tumblr mutuals. like it's the only way

[innerchildabortionclinic]

they hated to see a woman (elizabeth holmes) in a male dominated industry (healthcare fraud)