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independent and highly selective mary jane ‘mj’ watson of spider-man. 21+. viewer discretion advised. penned & adored by shaye. established september 2022. heavily affiliated with @pcrkerluck
IF FOUND, PLEASE RETURN TO : @labwebs , @localwebslingers , @webheadedhero , @devilscheck , @danversiism * , @transistorized , @h4wkeyed , @worldsokayestdad & @wormholxtreme
carrd || thread tracker || open verses || rules under the cut
exclusive portrayals marked with a *
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mary jane "i can't talk without my hands" watson
mj: ok, nobody panic, but i'm beginning to think this wasn't a very good idea
peter, tony, clint, carol, really anyone with a super suit: BEGINNING TO ?!
"Wow, Tiger - you sure know how to make an entrance!" MJ called from the top of the theater building's steps, turning half the heads on the quad towards them as she made her way over to his humming motorcycle. Though she was practically an expert at drawing attention to herself, this time her aims weren't quite so self centered. Or maybe, depending on how you looked at it, she'd never been more selfish in her life. After all, making sure that every person at ESU knew that things were official between her and Peter wasn't exclusively motivated by her happiness and pride. There was a zing of possessiveness under all of it, one on full display as she leaned across his handlebars and kissed him hard.
Go ahead and try, girls - no chance you're stealing my guy from me.
"I wonder what will be more fun..." she began in a slow, conspiratorial murmur against his lips. "Being wrapped around you on this bike at high speeds ... or you being wrapped around me when we go out for a swing ... got a hypothesis for me, Mr. Science Man?"
@pcrkerluck is a card carrying member of the mj fan club !
"Really, I'm feeling much better. You don't have to keep hovering." MJ insisted through a mouthful of her stadium pretzel, a small dot of neon orange cheese sauce lingering just above her lip. Were they at a Mets game right now? No. Had they been to one earlier this afternoon? Also no. Had she forced Peter to swing to the stadium and flex his friendly neighborhood charm to get her a snack? Absolutely, and without remorse. After spending the better part of her morning in the bathroom with morning sickness, she didn't much care if he felt some sort of way about crashing the concessions without a ticket.
@localwebslingers is a card carrying member of the mj fan club !
"Okay, so I know you did the bachelor lifestyle for a long time but ... your life is different now. You have a wife. A wife who would like her house to look like a home and not like a cross between a drug den and a high tech Home Depot..." MJ frowned, casting her eyes around the living room at Peter's various experiments and half finished gadgets to underscore her point. "... We wanna start a family here, Peter. That's what this space should reflect. Can we please move all this stuff to the subway car?"
@labwebs is a card carrying member of the mj fan club !
"I haven't celebrated Father's Day since back when dear ole dad used to force me to, so ... I'm planning to spend my Sunday doing everything but what he'd like. Which I figure consists mostly of fucking my boyfriend that he doesn't approve of, but something that could land me in a tabloid he might see would really drive the knife in ... help a girl out?"
@ppctts is a card carrying member of the mj fan club !
"What kind of place are you gonna take me to next, Tiger? Here I thought Avengers Tower was the crown jewel of crazy, but the Xavier Institute? Sheesh." MJ grinned, hanging up her coat and kicking off her heels. "Those guys know how to throw one hell of a party."
@wallopinwebyapper is a card carrying member of the mj fan club !
"Okay, okay, I'm here..." MJ exhaled as she sank down onto Darcy's couch, the massive cup of iced coffee in her hand the obvious explanation for why she was late. "Now will you please tell me what was so freaking important that I had to rush over here in person?"
@suredid is a card carrying member of the mj fan club !
"oh the new spider-man movies are chopped, people only went to see NWH because of tobey and andrew, no one likes-"
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also not for nothing, but reading romance novels again has me craving more affiliated characters for mj. not romantic, platonic - a set constellation of people who share a reality. who dip in and out of each other's stories. like when your character says mj they mean mine because these two characters live in the same universe and on the same timeline. like tumblr is another of marvel's earths that they just haven't assigned a number to yet.
i don't at all miss groups because they always get so awful so fast but. i miss groups.
※.·:·.※ 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐌𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐖 ··· a collection of chosen bonds, found family, & unconditional belonging roleplay sentence starters. genre: platonic love, hurt and comfort, loyalty.
• You know you don't have to keep checking on me, right? I'm fine. • How are you? Wait, did I ask that already? • I don't know what I'd do without you. I mean that. • Oh, God. I thought something happened to you. Don't scare me like that. • You're not alone in this. You know that, right? • We're family. That's what we do. We show up. • Make yourself at home, okay? This is your place too now. • Get out of here with that. You're not a burden. Don't ever say that again. • Is there anything you need? Food? A blanket? Someone to just sit with you? • So, what's next for us? • I have to admit there's a small part of me that's terrified you'll wake up one day and realize you don't need me anymore... that you'll leave. • It's just... I've never had this before. People who stay. • Why are you still here? I mean, you could go anywhere. Be with anyone. • I know I'm not easy to deal with. But thank you. For staying anyway. • [Name], I don't know what I'm doing half the time, okay? But I know I'm not doing it without you. • I don't really know where else I'd want to be, except right here. • You're the best thing that ever happened to me, you know that? • I really think you saved my life. Not dramatically. Just... by being here. • Hey. Bad dream? Come here. I've got you. • You don't owe me anything. This is what family does • Stop apologizing. You're allowed to need help. • I made your favorite. Thought you could use some comfort food today. • You look exhausted. When's the last time you actually slept? • I'm not going anywhere. You're stuck with me, remember? • We've been through worse. We'll get through this too. • You don't have to be strong all the time. Not with me. • I brought you something. It's stupid, but it made me think of you. • Come on. Let's get you home. • You matter to me. More than you know. • I've got your back. Always have, always will. • You're shaking. Here, take my jacket. • I know you're scared. It's okay to be scared. • You did good today. Really good. • I'm proud of you. I don't say that enough. • Stop pushing me away. I'm not leaving. • You think I'd let you face this alone? Not a chance. • I'll stay up with you. I don't mind. • You're safe here. I promise. • Tell me what you need. Anything. • You don't have to pretend with me. • I trust you. Completely. • You've got this. And if you don't, we've got this. • I'd do anything for you. You know that, right? • You're not too much. You're never too much. • This is your home now. For as long as you want it. • I'll fight for you if you can't fight for yourself right now. • You make me want to be better. A better person. • I chose you. I keep choosing you. Every day. • You're allowed to fall apart. I'll hold the pieces until you're ready.
SHAYE YOU'RE UNDER ATTACK. GET BEHIND ME. I'LL SHIELD YOU FROM TUMBLR'S CONTENT WARNING ATTACK.
tumblr please. MJ HAS A SHIRT ON. I SWEAR.
i think tumblr just reflexively puts that warning label on everything mj posts out of an abundance of caution and ... it's understandable. probably even wise.
don't tell tony she said that. or peter.
"Oh cute, so we're still in the just hanging out stage. Such a magical, stupid time." MJ sighed fondly, as if reflecting on some wonderful dream of a former life that she could only vaguely recall. She was incandescently happy being Peter's very steady girlfriend these days, but she didn't have to reach very far to remember the rush of their first brushes with flirtation.
Probably because Peter still looked at her like he'd won the jackpot, but that was neither here nor there.
"I mean, if it makes you feel better he's way more obvious than you are." she hummed, audible sounds of MJ rifling through her closet serving as the background music to their conversation. "And who cares if you're bossy when you're almost always right about stuff? You'd have my vote for sure. Probably Quill's too, if we let him have one. He seems like the kinda guy who gets off on women who could kill him."
º ✧ 。continued from here with her bestie @danversiism !
"i'm nobody's girl but my own -- and that's the way i like it ! "
