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@intjandinfj
INFJ: "Based on what you learned about me what would you recommend I read"
INTP: Self help book
intj and infj part 23
infj: oh my god- why would you-
intj: what?
infj: never mind.
intj: i think this is what puts you in the evil category of infjs
infj: out of all the things i've said, this is what puts me in the evil category?
INFP: I think it's pretty epic to have depression.
INTP: Oh, it's 10:10
INFJ: Oh noice, you should make a wish (sarcastically)
INTP: I wish for a....wish for a...lemon ice cream
INFJ: "Wish not granted, but heavily approved"
INTP: Then a different wish. I wish for a well spent, fulfilled life where I reach all my dreams and pursuits
INFJ: "Wish is approved and is pend-"
INTP: Santa: okay what brand of lemon ice cream you want
INFJ: ...That went dark pretty quickly x'd
INTP: :'D
infj: you should post on this blog, the last four posts were all by me
intj: are you forgetting that i was the only person who ever posted before that?
INFJ recently met INFP (and INTP) after a few months.
Here are some random moments.
1
INFP: Let's get pizza
INFJ: Yeah, sure.
INFP: We are getting Hawaiian one, notting else.
INFJ: Sure, whatever you want.
INFP: *walks up to the counter*
INFP: Can I have a large Meat-Lovers pizza?
INFJ: ...Ok.
2
*INFP and INFJ couldn't finish the entire pizza and were extremely full*
INFP: INFJ! Why did you suggest we buy pizza, and why did you buy a large one we can't even finish.
INFJ: ಠ_ಠ'
(Fun fact: INFP rolls their pizza and eats it in 2 bites)
3
(INFJ listening to a conversation between INFP and INTP)
INFP: How often do you p**p? I p**p twice or once a day.
INTP: Once per week.
4
INTP: You're an edgy boi.
INFP: No, I am the edge lord.
Friend: Says something.
What I want to say: I’m really interested in what you are saying. As my friend, I support you. I want you to know I am still here, still listening, and still enjoying what we are sharing together. However as this is a topic I myself have no experience with, or little to say or offer, I’m unable to produce much in the way of input from my side. However trust that I still adore listening to you!
What comes out: Yee.
This post shot me in the face four times.
intj: comforting friend
intj: is very straightforward
friend: you just poured a bucket of salt on my wound
Anyone:
INFJ: sorry...
INTJ: *reaches bottom*
Ok time to go back up.
INFJ: *reaches bottom*
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SHOVEL
after how many YEARS infj has finally made her debut on this blog solely to disprove the blog description
Infj: *I need some serious help...*
Someone: "Do you need some help?"
Infj: "No, thank you. I am fine."
Infj: *Why am I like this*
MBTI types in science class
INTJ: Completely abandoned the work halfway through, as it was irrelevant, and is currently trying to figure out how to apply what they’ve learnt in a way that helps deal with their enemies. It’s not like balancing equations will help them become successful in a non-STEM field, anyway.
INTP: Either ignored the work or found it too boring, and is instead endeavoring to create an untraceable poison using the rather limited lab equipment. They don’t want to actually assassinate anyone, they just want to see if it’s possible.
ENTJ: Has written down chemical equations that might be useful for creating weapons for their army to use, and is currently investigating nuclear weapons, because no world domination plan is complete without recreational nukes.
ENTP: Got bored with actually following instructions and doing the work set, and is instead planning a way to blow up the school. Sure, it might be illegal, but it’s certainly better than having to do exams.
INFJ: Has finished the work and is currently compiling revision notes for the upcoming exam, as well as answering questions that any of their friends might have. They also may or may not be giving ENTP tips on blowing up the school (but only because everyone hates next period).
INFP: Has tried and failed to do the required practical several times, despite following all the instructions, and so has given up and got out their favourite book to read instead. It’s not even remotely related to the topic, but good fiction is important!
ENFJ: Is investigating nanotubes due to the fact that they’re good for the environment, and is trying to come up with creative uses for them. So far, all they’ve done is watch a video on waterproof toast, but it’s better than nothing.
ENFP: Is currently in an argument with the teacher about which chemical element is the best, having made a half-hearted attempt at the work before. They left sensible arguments behind about 5 minutes ago, but are using a logic of their own that’s so bizarre that it’s impossible to argue against.
ISTJ: Is silently completing the work whilst judging everyone else for the weird stuff they’re doing. They’ve done an entire sheet on balancing chemical equations - the teacher did say to do other work, but it looked like a waste of time, so they just left it.
ISFJ: Is repeating the required practical for the hundredth time because their data logger kept on producing weird anomalies, and also because they don’t want to do the follow-up questions afterwards. At least this way, they can chat.
ESTJ: Has finished the work and is currently calculating averages of the results to a ridiculous number of decimal places, mainly because they don’t see the point in the extension work, and also because it’ll be more accurate. They can’t wait to be out of this lesson - the subject is OK, but the class is a waste of their time.
ESFJ: Having failed to produce a reaction the first three attempts, their required practical goes horribly awry when they accidentally set their worksheet on fire, destroying both the results table and the follow-up questions. Whilst the teacher is getting photocopies, they chat with their friends - the lesson’s nearly over, and they’ve got better things to do than draw a graph.
ISTP: Spilt acid on the table by mistake and is currently mopping it up, only for the tissue they’re using to be dissolved. Science interests them, and they get good grades on written work, but perhaps they should have paid more attention to the teacher’s instructions.
ISFP: Is methodically writing up a method for the practical and chatting to friends, whilst doodling absent-mindedly in the margin of the page. This definitely won’t be the career they go into, so they see this lesson as a waste of time, but they don’t want to be yelled at either - so best to do the work.
ESTP: Is talking loudly with ESFP and joking about pouring acid in their face, attracting the attention of the teacher, who promptly tells them to stop. They ignore this advice (it was a joke!) and proceed with the practical, only to find that something has gone horribly wrong with their results - God knows how, but they’ve broken chemistry. Again.
ESFP: Is joking around with ESTP, whilst playing with their hair and thinking about a celebrity crush of theirs. They find this lesson boring and kind of pointless, but they try their best to make it fun, even if that means sniffing the weird smell the chemicals make as the reaction takes place - something that the teacher does not recommend.
infj’s relationship with music
You, an intellectual: I like this artistic piece of magnificience. The composition is excellent and the performance breath-taking.
Me, trash human: I like the part where the song goes “tu tu tu”. It makes me feel things.
Types of INTJs:
Running an MBTI blog, you end up finding many different people who are of the same type. Here’s some of the types of INTJs I’ve encountered:
The Mistyped One: Tries their hardest to seem like an INTJ. Probably the ones who say really stereotypical stuff like “I have no emotions,” or, “What is empathy?” By far the most annoying one on this list.
The Surprisingly Kind One: Weirdly nice. Masters of Fi. Probably a Hufflepuff. Just wants to do their best. The rarest type of INTJ.
The Ambitious One: Goal oriented as all hell. Don’t even try getting between them and their goal, or that’ll be the last thing you ever do. Slytherin.
The Sorta Psychopathic One: The reason behind most of the INTJ stereotypes. Probably more harmless than they seem, but still fantasises about murder here and there.
The Nerd™️: Enjoys knowledge for its own sake. Has one area in which they are really good at. Probably hasn’t seen the light of day in years. Ravenclaw.
The Tired Sarcastic One: Lives on coffee and/or energy drinks. Speaks sarcasm as their first language. Don’t even try to hide the fact they’re a bit of an asshole, but that’s what makes them special.
The Artistic One: Either a writer, musician, artist, or a mixture of the three. Creative as hell. Can seem sentimental on paper, but in real life? Don’t even try…
Keep in mind that you can be more than one of the types listed! You don’t have to limit yourself to only one. This post was mostly for fun. I’m the Ambitious One and the Nerd™️.
INTJ in online descriptions: Does not care about other people’s feelings. Is a literal robot. Gives no shit about human interactions.
INTJ in reality: Is hypersensitive to the expressions of people he knows well, or is close to. Usually tries not to hurt people’s feelings without good reason, although he may unintentionally do so through sarcasm or blind logic. May not understand emotions immediately, but when given time to process them, will understand them in a clear and structured format.
How to Impersonate the Types
Based on behaviors that everyone of these types do 100%(yes that’s sarcasm).
INTP: Stay awake until you no longer have the willpower to control your train of thought. Search up various advanced theories, preferably science or psychology, on wikipedia until you’re convinced that time is a dependent variable and you are a sociopath. Compensate with hot drinks.
INTJ: Spend all of your money on technology, video games, and music. Stress out internally over every situation. Be extremely competent when it counts but oblivious when it doesn’t. Hide all of your emotions from everyone, save for maybe 1 person if they’re lucky.
INFP: Always look on the bright side and try to uplift others, with bonus points for being very physically affectionate towards your friends. Pick up some assorted hobbies or interests and select a few topics at random to be unnecessarily stubborn about. Harbor immense pain and wait for someone to ask you what’s wrong.
INFJ: Develop obsessions with multiple TV shows on Hulu and Netflix. Find a way to both be successfully productive and procrastinate. Listen to everyone’s problems. Flock to people you admire and absorb everything you like about them into your personality.
ISTP: Refuse to let anything properly anger you and take everything in stride. Be honest and forthcoming about what you think. Express your opinions loudly and definitively. Feed off of success and knowing exactly what you’re good at.
ISTJ: Claim to have no feelings. Climb a tree and sit there to write poetry, paint, feel sorry for yourself, and cry. Deliver perfectly timed comebacks and one-liners with ease. Become obsessed with honesty. Start thinking in patterns. Plan a murder.
ISFP: Say everything on your mind regardless of how others might perceive it. Have good, pure intentions. Avoid focusing on anything for longer than 15 minutes. Travel a lot, for the experience, for the aesthetic, and for the ability to bring it up every 5 minutes when you get back.
ISFJ: Help anyone and everyone who needs it. Always look put-together and calm, even if you’re stressed out. Make witty/judgemental comments under your breath that no one hears. Stay out of drama. Keep most of your feelings from people.
ENTP: Refuse to commit to anything for longer than your attention span. Always have a comeback or witty response. Develop excessive confidence and ambition to mask any inner turmoil or insecurities. If someone asks you what’s wrong, avoid answering by quoting memes.
ENTJ: Attempt to control everything around you. Take the lead in organizing group plans. Aggressively take care of everyone. Push yourself to the point of having lowkey breakdowns and zero free time. Create your own sets of standards for things, and your own exceptions.
ENFP: Become overwhelmed by life. Identify as a partial introvert. Have a love-hate relationship with parties because you want to socialize but not all of the time. In fact, be conflicted by most things. Avoid hurting people’s feelings whenever possible. Somehow always look perfect, even when you’re not trying.
ENFJ: Write an entire story, but without any regard for conventional grammar. Master the “sour grapes” mentality. Always have energy, even when you’re tired. Make friends with everyone. Start listening to country music.
ESTP: Stop reading this post. Go skydive.
ESTJ: Erase any impure thoughts from your brain. Get a job that pays well and is traditionally acceptable. Go out of your way to help people and expect nothing in return. Take control of any projects that people aren’t doing perfectly. Have only perfectly explainable and rational feelings.
ESFP: Attend a party. Socialize with everyone and relish being the center of attention. Judge people, especially fake and self-centered people that make drama out of everything. Love observing the drama those people create. Planning and facebook are your new drugs.
ESFJ: Wear only light and pastel colors. Invite everyone to your parties because you don’t want to leave anyone out. If you aren’t in a relationship, desperately long for one. Become extremely salty. Try not to let people know how much you want their approval. Also, you’re now a mom.