Yes I am Judging You

Just a shy little thing trying to make sense of all these silly little humans. https://ehadams.wordpress.com/

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The Horny Hedgehog

Sexual Harassment!

https://www.wattpad.com/833578803-latverian-folktales-the-horny-hedgehog

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Cake for Grandma

Do you know what “See the Wolf” is a euphemism for? You will now.

https://www.wattpad.com/658984151-latverian-folktales-cake-for-grandma

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The Three Little Wolves

Wolves are misunderstood.

https://www.wattpad.com/658983216-latverian-folktales-the-three-little-wolves

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Latverian Folktales

The...forced worker...who was a...forced worker...yeah...

https://www.wattpad.com/myworks/168586995/write/658978706

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Discounted Tees!

Come spend your money here....or Zazzle.

https://www.redbubble.com/people/ehadams/collections/790650-quotes?asc=u

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It’s here...

Spring!

https://www.redbubble.com/people/ehadams/works/29661498-black-white-and-gray-floral-print-1?asc=u&c=823068-spring-florals

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Silly Stereotypes Teddy Bear

Take that society.

https://www.zazzle.com/silly_stereotypes_teddy_bear-256902208361708127

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Pocket Journals

You need something to write your bad....world;s best poetry in!

https://www.zazzle.com/black_vertical_fade_pocket_journal-256606464668776545

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Drinkware for Raging Non-Alcoholics

It’s not all pint and shot glasses.

https://www.zazzle.com/black_and_gray_modern_floral_print_acrylic_tumbler-256737135676694781

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The Notebook is Too a Horror Movie Mug

Don’t encourage your stalkers by cheating on your perfectly normal, good enough for you, fiance with them.

https://www.zazzle.com/the_notebook_is_too_a_horror_movie_espresso_mug-183613895331001467

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Someone Named Jesus Said it

Was it the Christ one? No, but...

https://www.zazzle.com/jesus_said_things_espresso_mug_espresso_cup-183893748599315411

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Play With Whatever You Want Teddy Bear

If you’re under four or five there’s no mandatory things to like if you’re a girl or guy so shut up world, colors also don’t have gender or sex, some boys like pink, girls like blue and think it’s the best so shut up world it’s basic child development.

https://www.zazzle.com/play_with_whatever_you_want_teddy_bear-256036827175230988

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Princess Isn’t a Real Job Teddy Bear

It’s not, and you wouldn’t want to be one.

https://www.zazzle.com/princess_isnt_a_real_job_teddy_bear-256224687366564980

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New Coasters

Like your furniture? Don’t put a ring on it.

https://www.zazzle.com/collections/homegoods-119756672104550658

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Gift Wrapping

Presents can’t be naked.

https://www.zazzle.com/collections/gift_wrapping-119923306660504274

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New Jewelry in Store!

Matching sets coming soon.

https://www.zazzle.com/collections/jewelry-119032841170387687

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Reasons to be Maleficent When You Grow Up:

1. Minions (who know secrets).

2. You don’t get invited to baby showers or children’s birthday parties.

3. No need to sit in traffic.

4. Everyone always has your money.

5. You get to live in a castle.

6. You know what “Beyond” means in Bed, Bath and Beyond.

7. You can make people shut up, for a very long time.

8. You always make an entrance.

9. Haters are your motivators.

10. NO ONE EVER TRIES MAKING OUT WITH A PASSED OUT DRAGON!!!