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@into-the-mindverse
“ A new addition. . perhaps. ”
“ Here are. . the rules. ”
Please no nsfw, jokes are a-okay but that's it.
None of this is canon, keep that in mind.
NO SLURS. NO.
Be respectful fellas, that's all i ask for mostly.
Crossovers / Other Series (or fandoms) mentions allowed ofc !!
“ Perhaps. . that is all. . today. ”
“ OH SHIT— ! ”
“ YOU DAMN HEADHUMPER NO— ”
“ OH FUCK OH FUCK—- ”
omg heyyyyy
“ Hi. You're at a great time to be here. Hi. ”
“ Just try to stay as calm as possible, Gordon. ”
Eddie sighs, his hand on the lever as it pulls the lever making the teleporter start to spark up more.
“ I prefer NO elevator music. ”
“ Trying to do just that. 'm fine. I'll be fine. I'll be so so fine. ”
“ It was fine for Alyx, this'll go just fine aswell. Don't just move too much, Gordon. ”
“ ... Time. Is it that time again ? „
“ Wake up.. and smell the ashes.. anons. You individuals. „
“ It's time to smell the ashes. „
[ OOC — i might have to put this on hold for a bit !! Motivation is lacking lately n i got a lot to do for school, but i can assure you this will not be a discontinued or whatever ask. I just need to get my motivation running ! ]
“ YOU GUYS AREN'T EXACTLY HELPING. . ”
“ It's activating. . it'll be fine, Gordon. ”
It stood there by the lever, just as ready to pull it as the machine was activating.
hurry up or I will activate the explosion feature. evil grin
“ OKAY OKAY. . ”
Gordon is immediately heading on over to the machine, rather hesitant but going in either way as it is activated.
” You'll be fine Gordon, just stay calm. ”
“ I am calm, Eddie. I am. ”
They indeed are not.
See, Gordon? You'll be fine! Probably.
“ .. now don't add probably to that, asshole. ”
“ pfft - surely, ain't a probably.. ”
“ If Alyx got through all fine, then you will be all fine too, Gordon. ”
The suspense is killing me
“ Let's just get this over on with ! ”
As the lever was now rather pulled by Eddie, the machine started to cause a glow all around Alyx before her very self had now dissapeared.
...
“ did it work.. ? ”
“ see for yourself ! ” Eli eventually speaking up in the computer, before moving aside a bit.
“ it worked guys ! ”
“ ooh thank fucking god. . ”
btw eddie. cool hat.
“ .. huh ? Oh, thanks.. Anon, person. ”
can we confirm alyx's safety
“ .. surely we can confirm ! ”
Barney says, as the while Eddie is walking on over to the lever to pull it.
“ this'll jinx if you say it like that. ”
the headcrab obviously- and finally- got to him. Rest in piece, what a shame. It’s almost like he’s still here..😞🙏
“ No-one has even died. . yet. ”
The sounds of activation of the teleporter is quite loud, damn.
“ hey ! can one of you pull the lever already ? ”
CHICKEN BUT. HAAHHALHAHAAHHALHALAHAHLHAAGAGGAGAGAGAAAA
“ ... ”
“ Ki— ”
And proceeds to get cut off when the teleporter had been activated.
GORDOOON!!!!!! GOOOODDOOOON!!!!!! guess what?
Gordon is TRYING to watch the teleportation thing go on, as Alyx is going first after all.
“ huh- what ? ”
ALYX!!!! DON'T YOU DAAREEE TO DIEEE YOUARE TOO COOL!!!!!
“ Don't worry !! I won't. ”
“ . . i hope. ”
worth it
“ Not worth it. ”