Mercy | 26 | It/Itself (or whatever)
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What are your objectively correct opinions on Truth and Freedom
my objectively correct opinion is that White Lily doesn't represent freedom like. at all. Her ENTIRE storyline is about the Truth of cookiekind, and they never go into how knowing that truth would actually, genuinely benefit cookiekind to know or how it'd relate to freedom.
She genuinely would've worked better with the soul jam of truth because she better parallels shadow milk as well. Shadow Milk's whole schtick of "sweet lies are better than harsh truths" would work way better against White Lily who found the harsh truth and was fucked up because of it, in a way proving him right. White Lily having to fight with whether or not her learning the truth was actually a good thing or if she should've just ignored the truth she valued so much would've also been more interesting than what we got with PV imo.
Pure Vanilla also works as a parallel to Silent Salt, both were leaders who sacrificed themselves to seal away a great evil just for that evil to be released later anyways, as well as having to carry a secret related to that evil (Silent Salt hiding that he was the one who sealed them and not the witches vs Pure Vanilla hiding that Dark Enchantress was White Lily). Pv and Silent salt are also both leaders who lost the people they lead tragically due to war, and Pv represents solidarity fairly well with how he leads others and wants the best for them (I know technically freedom isn't solidarity but the whole point of awakenings is that they begin to represent both in a way).
Dark Enchantress represents freedom FAR BETTER than White Lily does as well, since her goal can be summed up to freeing cookiekind from the witches, i genuinely think Dark Enchantress should've been allowed to keep the soul jam of freedom since she does fall in line with freedom even if its in a way people declare is wrong.
Idk maybe White Lily's whole deal makes more sense in the original untranslated text but to me she's always represented the Truth more than Freedom and Pv represented Freedom more than Truth.
Of course that's just my opinion, people are free to disagree all they want but an opinion is an opinion and its not like Devsis is going to see this and change the whole damn story
I feel like i should mention that the corrupted ancients au is NOT like my typical aus, there is no reader insert element to it. Obviously I'll still indulge in reader insert stuff with the au but canonically there is no y/n.
No pressure if you don't want to but would you be willing to share a few things about your PureTail selfship?
Like how did they meet? What kind of dates do they go on together? Any details you want to talk about but haven't had the chance to yet
Share as much or as little as you'd like
I actually plan on trying to write a fic of how they meet so we'll skip that part but !!! I can give you the assorted tidbits :)
Cattail and Pv's dates are often lowkey and quiet; stuff like walking around the garden or spending quiet time together. Pure Vanilla is busy with his duties as king and Cattail spends most of its time patrolling the kingdom and castle, so they don't have a whole lot of time or energy to spend on extravagant dates or outings. The most common "date" is Cattail curled around Pure Vanilla to nap while he reads.
Cattail and Pure Vanilla are poly and have a semi open relationship. They've had an assortment of partners in the past that, unfortunately, have since passed due to old age (but!! they passed happily in their lovers arms). Any jealousy they have is handed maturely and there is a MASSIVE break between each partner after their deaths. Half of the Vanilla Kingdom's garden is dedicated to flowers that remind the two of their late partners. As for any partner who is also immortal, that's what healthy communication is for 👍.
Due to Cattail's nature as a yokai and trickster spirit Pure Vanilla has actually gotten extremely good at seeing through tricks and illusions. This makes the Spire way funnier because Pure Vanilla goes through his torment nexus and embraces deceit far easier than Shadow Milk could've expected, resulting in Truthless Recluse playing Shmilk for even more of a fool than in canon.
Nobody in the Spire knew about Pure Vanilla's marriage; this is due to the fact that Pv and Cattail prefer to keep their actual relationship on the down low. Very few cookies are aware of their marriage until after the events in beast yeast.
Cattail regularly utilizes manipulative tactics to keep Pure Vanilla healthy, this includes a "well if you aren't going to eat I guess I'll skip dinner too" method to keep him well fed. He is well aware of the fact it's being manipulative and deceitful, but still gives in regardless. Pure Vanilla also gets more sleep because Cattail will pin him under its weight to take naps with it.
Pure Vanilla gets cuteness aggression around Cattail sometimes, primarily when he finds it napping with the cream sheep. Despite it being a massive creature fully capable of crumbling hundreds its still a cat in a way.
Neither of them really use pet names for each other publicly, but in private Cattail calls him "puppy" or "my orchid" (puppy because he lights up like a cakehound when he sees it and my orchid because he smells like vanilla orchids) and Pure Vanilla calls it the classic stuff like "my dear" or "my love", though if he's feeling mischievous or playful he'll call it "kitty"
Remember that one time I made relationship headcanons with the Ancients, well here is one for the beasts.
Please keep in mind I do try to follow canon quite closely so you may not be happy with these headcanons
🎪Shadow Milk Cookie🎪
He's an okay partner. Not the greatest but not the worst. He's attentive for the most part but he can get in his own head and egotistical, which leads to him neglecting your relationship for his "newest play/show".
Not a partner for the faint of heart, as his showmanship can get to extreme levels which can sometimes put you in danger. If you aren't a powerful cookie you 100% get injured during his plays, and though he does make it up to you it will happen again.
Extreme PDA fan, has to let everybody know he owns you. He'll sit in your lap or make you sit in his with little regard to how it makes you feel. Absolutely SHOWERS you in kisses in any place he can reach, and will wear lipstick just to leave a mark.
His ideal date is having you watch one of his plays, once again not a partner for the faint of heart; as his plays do get... violent. But if you were willing to date the beast of deceit to begin with you were probably already alright with a few hundred or so cookies crumbling, so just sit back and enjoy the show he put on just for you!
☁️Eternal Sugar Cookie☁️
Wonderful partner! So long as you don't try to leave She's extremely attentive of your needs and you'll want for nothing while in her paradise. The entire garden is at your disposal, along with her followers and minions.
You do have to deal with her absolute need to have Hollyberry, so if you aren't poly you're kind of screwed, but if you are congrats! TWO hot as hell girlfriends!
She does enjoy PDA, though hers is often lazy in a way. Draping her arm around your shoulders or your waist, lazy kisses pressed to your cheek or shoulder (or wherever she can reach), if she can't reach you she just makes grabby hands at you and pouts.
Her ideal date is slothful and lazy, literally just take a nap in the garden or hang out. If you MUST have some sort of activity she can spare some energy to take a walk with you or spend some time in the baths.
🌾Mystic Flour Cookie🌾
Holds your hand. I'm sorry, but she's a dogshit partner and you should not date her. Her whole thing is apathy, even if she does agree to date you she'd treat you coldly with little regard to your feelings.
She shows you the same amount of affection as Cloud Haetae, though if we're being honest she might favor them more. She might, over time, grow more attached to you but there will ALWAYS be a wall there.
Doesn't enjoy PDA but won't stop you if you show her affection. She won't push you away but will not kiss or hug you back, the best you'll get is a pat on the head.
She doesn't have an ideal date, primarily because she views it as meaningless to even have dates when you'll just become flour anyways.
🔥Burning Spice Cookie🔥
Good partner ONLY if you can be entertaining enough for him. He hates boredom more than anything, so if he gets bored of you you'll know immediately.
Honestly? If you manage to keep things fresh and entertaining for him he's not that bad, sure he destroys everything he can get his hands on but he tries to avoid letting you get hit by shrapnel (by tries I mean minimal effort).
Enjoys PDA almost as much as Shadow Milk, as it is an ownership thing for him as well. Loves sitting you on his lap or wrapping his arm around you or even perching you on his arm like a pretty lil bird.
His ideal date is watching his minions fight gladiator style with you, or having you watch him crumble cookies. Yet another cookie not for the faint of heart, but are any of these cookies?
⚔️Silent Salt Cookie⚔️
Best partner out of all of the beasts, he remains chivalrous despite everything that has happened. He does feel like he doesn't deserve your love quite frequently and may lash out as a result, but he always apologizes and makes it up to you.
His guilt weighs heavily on his shoulders and often influences how he treats you, the more guilty he feels the more he treats you as though you were glass or something that could be broken. He hesitates to touch you in any way, primarily out of fear that he may corrupt or ruin you.
Absolutely no PDA, even as the Salt of Solidarity he wasn't a fan of PDA. He does get a little more touchy in private but he's aware his armor isn't comfortable to hug or touch and refuses to take it off, so any affection is limited.
He doesn't really have an ideal date, any time spent with you is time he considers well spent.
