* TOO DAMN FILTHY .

SHANKING    DOESN'T    COUNT ... THAT'S    LIKE   A    HALF  -  MURDER   !

[dollfacedeception-deactivated20]

this intense painful anger it will be the end of me 

[intoungues]

   *   RAIN   !

    she was lost, but that was usual. rain never seemed to quite know where she was going, despite having lived in the town for a while, now. maybe she was never going to really belong.

    a small roll of her eyes. “that’s sweet, but i think i’ll live.” a small smile. she’s friendly, at least. “why? can i sell you one?”

          ❝          darn .  i  mean  ...  you  never  know ,  with  global  warming  &&  all  that  !  when the earth collapses  inwards  &&  we  fall  into  pits  of  lava  or  whatever ,  you’re  gonna  regret  not  shilling  over  only  $45  for  this  delicious  unbranded  bottle  of  water .          ❞

    if  he  could  pat  himself  on  the  back  for  his  own  performance ,  he  would .  he  offers  a  catty  grin .            ❝          oh  ,  so  you’re  a  competitor  ?  nobody  can  beat  my  prices .          ❞

[jamsmemes]

(     *     BATES MOTEL PROMPTS   !    

4x09 : forever.

❛  we ripped off the band-aid.  ❜

❛  that is so ridiculous. you are overreacting.  ❜

❛  we are two parts of the same person.  ❜

❛  i hear the judgment in your voice.  ❜

❛  you are my whole life. you always have been.  ❜

❛  you’re right.  ❜

❛  i would never wear that.  ❜

❛  i don’t know what your problem is.  ❜

❛  you need to listen to me.  ❜

❛  you’re just talking a bunch of nonsense.  ❜

❛  well, you can all go to hell.  ❜

❛  sorry i couldn’t be of more help.  ❜

❛  you can spin it however you want. it doesn’t make it the truth.  ❜

❛  you crossed over a line, and you are never crossing back.  ❜

❛  you were right.  ❜

❛  you always loved new beginnings. fresh starts.  ❜

❛  are you serious?  ❜

❛  you really want to do it?  ❜

❛  i just think we can do anything as long as we’re together.  ❜

❛  we’re supposed to be together, aren’t we?  ❜

❛  wake up.  ❜

❛  come on, baby.  ❜

[intoungues]

     *     STARTER     CALL     -     @emborn​     !

     eyes  in  hue  of  the  pacific  dip  from  his  height  &&  flicker  upon  her  :  a  picture  of  an  innocence  that  doesn’t  last  in  the  city  he’s  from  .  perfect  .

          ❝          YOU  LOOK  LIKE  YOU’RE  LOST  .  are  you  from  here  ?  can  i  sell  you  a  bottle  of  water  for  $45  ??          ❞

[intoungues]

     *     STARTER     CALL     !                    like  to  receive  a  starter  !  please  specify  which  muse  ,  otherwise  i  will  select  one  at  random  .

[vhsmeme]

* love ♥ starters

‘ want me to stay? ’

‘ we’re almost home. ’

‘ you should be in bed. ’

‘ we can share it.’

‘ stay there. i’m coming to get you. ’

‘ shh, shh. you were dreaming. ’ 

‘ grab my hand. ’

‘ i’m just going to pick you up. ’

‘ everything okay? ’

‘ i won’t leave you behind. ’

‘ don’t worry. better out than in. ’

‘ who did that to you? ’ 

‘ sit down and rest. ’

‘ sweetie, i would never think that. ’

‘ come lay down in my lap. ’

‘ i know you think you’re all alone out there, but you’re not. ’

‘ call me when you get home. ’

‘ we should change those bandages. ’

‘ you’re safe here. ’

‘ honey… ’

‘ of course we love you. ’

‘ wait here. i’ll go run a bath for you. ’

‘ take my bed for tonight. ’

‘ i promise. ’ 

‘ you’re always welcome here. ’

‘ don’t talk like that. ’

‘ bad dream? ’

‘ talk to me. ’  

‘ it’s okay to cry. ’

‘ you need to be more careful.’

‘ we should hug this out. ’

‘ i worry about you. ’

‘ can i hold your hand? ’ 

‘ because i care about you. ’

‘ it made me think of you. ’ 

‘ take care of yourself. ’

‘ put your seatbelt on. ’ 

‘ where did you go? ’ 

‘ i didn’t mean to worry you. ’

‘ i made breakfast. ’

‘ sing something for me? ’

‘ open it and find out. ’

‘ how long have you been like this? ’

‘ you look nice. ’

‘ here, take my jacket. ’

‘ close your eyes and try to get some rest. ’

‘ focus on my voice. ’ 

‘ i meant every word. ’

‘ i was here all night. ’

‘ look both ways before you cross. ’

‘ you don’t have to talk. ’ 

‘ this is your favorite, right? ’

‘ you’ll feel better in the morning. ’

‘ you have a nice laugh. ’

‘ here, take my jacket. ’

‘ you could stay here. with me. ’

‘ we’ll figure it out together. ’

[flawcut]

SUPERMEGA: LIVE ACTION SENTENCE STARTERS

feel free to change pronouns to fit different muses. basic tw for swearing, sexual references, controversial humor, etc. etc.

RYAN’S FIRST BURGER

❛ that’s despicable to me. ❜ ❛ mama mia, this is gonna be one tasty burger. ❜ ❛ dude, how am i supposed to cook like this ? ❜ ❛ lettuce pray. ❜ ❛ that’s a spicy meatball. ❜ ❛ wow - that is good. that’s really good. ❜ ❛ i give this two thumbs up. ❜ ❛ it’s not the best burger i’ve ever had. ❜ ❛ you didn’t need to say that… ❜ ❛ it’s called shelman’s big bang bazinga bing bong burger. ❜ ❛ can i take a bite ? ❜ ❛ you’re really gonna like it. ❜ ❛ what the fuck ?! ❜ ❛ you motherfucker ! ❜ ❛ do you know how disrespectful that shit is ? ❜ ❛ fuck you ! ❜ ❛ it’s just not my cup of tea. ❜

THE GUYS CLIMB A MOUNTAIN

❛ put your hat back on, you disgusting piece of shit ! ❜ ❛ if i have to run from something, i’m fucked. ❜ ❛ you’re going to fall off the mountain ! ❜ ❛ damn, she thicc. ❜ ❛ wanna go climb that mountain ? ❜ ❛ please trip. ❜ ❛ i can’t run, i’m in flip flops. ❜ ❛ something just hurt me. ❜ ❛ i want to make it to the top. ❜

THE GUYS GO TO NEVADA

❛ we’re in the middle of nowhere. ❜ ❛ it’s hot as hell. ❜ ❛ we’re sharing a bed. this is all that was available. ❜ ❛ we got the penthouse suite. ❜ ❛ the security cameras just turned and looked at us. ❜ ❛ area 51 is pretty gay, i guess. ❜ ❛ it’s a little past midnight. ❜ ❛ go to bed. ❜

SUPERMEGA GOES TO HOLLYWOOD

❛ this is where many actors and accused pedophiles have come to walk the red carpet. ❜ ❛ how much is a monthly subscription to scientology ? ❜ ❛ welcome to hollywood, baby. ❜ ❛ it’s all about that hollywood life. ❜ ❛ where’s the pussy ? ❜ ❛ that’s where the pussy is. ❜

THE GUYS GO TO 7-ELEVEN

❛ we’re going to 7-eleven. ❜ ❛ all i have is ten dollars. ❜ ❛ i left my wallet. ❜ ❛ colombia has some of the cleanest water in the united states. ❜ ❛ did you crack your phone ? ❜ ❛ it still works ! ❜ ❛ i see it ! ❜ ❛ ready to go into 7-eleven ? ❜ ❛ are you taking a picture ? ❜ ❛ whatcha lookin’ at, big boy ? ❜ ❛ shark week is coming ! ❜ ❛ we gotta get cable ! ❜ ❛ if you wanna be a big boy, you gotta stay hydrated. ❜ ❛ hit em with the quan, dude. ❜

3 GUYS JUST HAVE A GREAT TIME (ft. Oney)

❛ are you allowed in there ? ❜ ❛ unlock the door ! ❜ ❛ ow, i hit my fuckin’ head. ❜ ❛ i have five bucks. let’s just get on the bus and go somewhere. ❜ ❛ what if we don’t have enough money to get off the bus ? ❜ ❛ are you sure this isn’t vomit ? ❜ ❛ what you’re saying makes no fucking sense. ❜ ❛ thank you, jesus. ❜ ❛ you piece of shit. ❜ ❛ that filled my shoe with water. ❜ ❛ let’s ditch this bozo. ❜

THE GUYS GO CAMPING

❛ we’re here, in the wilderness. ❜ ❛ we need to start going, the sun is starting to set. ❜ ❛ are there alligators out here ? ❜ ❛ i’m freezing. freezing cold ❜ ❛ we made mac and cheese. i tried to keep it warm, so i put it inside my jacket and hugged it. ❜ ❛ this is not a two person tent. what does 1.5 even mean ? how do you have 1.5 people ? ❜ ❛ ow, my foot just cramped up. ❜ ❛ whoa, dude. i can just look straight up and see all the stars. ❜ ❛ haha, what’re you, gay ? ❜ ❛ my neck hurts and my back hurts. ❜ ❛ wow, if i fall off of this i’m gonna die. ❜ ❛ i hate you. ❜ ❛ why would you say that ? ❜

[vhsmeme]

* the kid starters

the kid is a novel by sapphire. tw: violence, blood and self-harm.

‘ got a jacket? ’

‘ come on, be brave. ’ 

‘ sit up, baby. ’

‘ we’ll take care of you. ’

‘ my heart is sick and sad. ’

‘ i’m going to tell you a little story. ’

‘ i help you. so i want to know you. ’

‘ you got a little bloody nose and a black eye. ’

‘ don’t talk like that. you’re a kid. no matter how bad it’s been, you’re still young. ’

‘ you don’t feel good? ’

‘ well, then get back in bed and go to sleep. ’

‘ you’ll run away or fight – hurt yourself or somebody else. ’

‘ what? who you talking to? don’t ‘ what ’ me! ’

‘ see there, you care about a lot. ’

‘ where am i? ’

‘ i don’t want to sit down. ’

‘ everything you do, put your heart into it. ’

‘ how long i been here? ’

‘ you alright, buddy? ’

‘ maybe you have some depression or post-traumatic stress, maybe. and that’s not so strange, considering what you’ve been through. ’ 

‘ you want the radio? ’

‘ i just need to eat and drink plenty of water. ’ 

‘ i’m so fucking sleepy right now. ’

‘ look, i’m leaving. ’

‘ you trying to make me feel stupid? ’

‘ i did it to myself. ’

‘ i want to go back to sleep. ’

‘ why did you bite yourself! ’

‘ what’s going on here? ’

‘ you think you control everything. ’

‘ and i’ll put you six feet under. ’

‘ i went to sleep thursday? slept twenty-four hours away? ’

‘ i convinced myself i was special. ’

‘ no, it’s not like that. ’

‘ shit, i wanna see it. ’

‘ this is how it ends? ’

[timeaid]

sometimes  you  just  want  to  see  what  happens  when  this  whole  place  breaks  apart ,  &&  if  that’s  the  case ,  then  boy  do  i  have  a  gal  for  you . if  you’re  interested  in  interacting  with  one  aradia  megido ,  god  -  tier ,  independent ,  est   originally  on  4 / 16 / 14 ,  as  penned  by  kit  then  please  like  or  reblog  this  post !

[intoungues]

I  HAVE  SIX  FUCKING  BULLETS  ——      i  should  use  them  on  your  goddamn  ass  !!   🐮🔪

[kitmemes]

❛  do  we  want  pictures ?  ❜ ❛  type  in  flooooorbo .  ❜ ❛  say  hi .  ❜ ❛  is  that  green ?  ❜ ❛  are  you  gonna  do  the  whole  thing  like  this ?  ❜ ❛  they  have  pictoboxes .  ❜ ❛  open  the  chest .  ❜ ❛  get  the  ring .  ❜ ❛  oh  my  god ,  no !  ❜ ❛  you’re  too  strong  for  them .  ❜ ❛  they’re  just  waiting .  ❜ ❛  he  doesn’t  know  how  to  kiss .  ❜ ❛  take  the  ring !  ❜ ❛  go  home .  ❜ ❛  i  don’t  know !  ❜ ❛  they  banished  him  for  murdering .  ❜ ❛  go  outside .  ❜ ❛  i  don’t  see  any  outside  to  go  to .  ❜ ❛  they  all  just  died  immediately .  ❜ ❛  why  would  they  do  that ?  ❜ ❛  you  could  just  murder  everybody .  ❜ ❛  don’t  be  silly .  ❜ ❛  you’re  probably  just  stuck .  ❜ ❛  he’s  fucking  dead .  ❜ ❛  light  the  pipe .  ❜ ❛  i  don’t  know  everything .  ❜ ❛  whoa ,  what ?  ❜ ❛  no  way .  ❜ ❛  pick  pretty  flowers .  ❜ ❛  go  weast .  ❜ ❛  you  should  really  have  a  meal  about  now .  ❜ ❛  that  was  the  most  bullshit  ending .  ❜ ❛  what  the  fuck ?  ❜ ❛  he’s  helping  you .  ❜ ❛  he’s  just  standing  there ,  staring .  ❜ ❛  i  like  these  pictures .  ❜ ❛  okay ,  you  broke  the  bottle .  ❜ ❛  so ,  you  tried  to  punch  yourself  &&  somehow  missed ?  ❜ ❛  maybe  it’s  a  secret .  ❜ ❛  get  fucked .  ❜ ❛  what  an  adventure .  ❜ ❛  we  need  the  wine  to  get  fucked  up .  ❜ ❛  you  shouldn’t  have  gotten  drunk .  ❜ ❛  i’m  sorry .  ❜ ❛  i’m  fucked .  ❜ ❛  we’re  in  for  a  world  of  hurt .  ❜ ❛  break  the  bottle .  ❜ ❛  you  need  to  be  armed .  ❜ ❛  how  would  you  feel  if  you  were  surrounded  by  chimps ?  ❜ ❛  that  looks  nice .  ❜ ❛  go !  keep  moving .  ❜ ❛  what  the  fuck  sentence  is  this ?  ❜ ❛  this  is  where  that  bitch  was .  ❜ ❛  okay ,  we’re  going  east .  ❜ ❛  hang  on ,  i  got  an  idea .  ❜ ❛  we’re  done .  ❜

[tiffsmemes]

book meme / a fort of nine towers, qais akbar omar content warning for death and violence.

be careful, okay?

this is your home, and its doors are always open to you.

let me see it. 

just come and sit next to me. 

it meant something to somebody. 

i wouldn’t call it bravery.

everyone has a purpose.

okay, then sleep as long as you want.

what kind of people are they?

i’m afraid to let you out of my sight till we get home.

no, just leave them alone!

i want my dad.

is it still hurting?

and if i die, so be it.

everyone has to be good at something to feel fully connected to this cruel world.

go to bed.

that was an adventure.

can you give me something to eat?

behave yourself!

be careful, this place has wolves. they come out at night.

the person who doesn’t have love in life has emptiness.

are you going somewhere?

am i doing this right?

i’m very tired and hungry.

can we talk for a minute? 

get out of here!

boy, you are in big trouble.

do you know what happens to people when they die?

no thanks, i’m fine here.

what happened to you?

do you think someone died?

a broken hand can work, but a broken heart cannot.

you just shut up!

why the fuck didn’t you tell me?

you always find something that makes me feel better.

did you forget all your good manners?

you fucking cowards!

that night i cried the whole night without knowing why i was crying.

but i made sure i hit them as hard as they hit me.

[intoungues]

❛ please leave me alone . ❜ for michael wink

CURRENTLY  ACCEPTING :  cow chop 2016 starters.

           HE  IS  SO  DEEPLY  UNSETTLED  BY  THIS ,  a  wash  of  a  frown  over  peach  lips  that  come  drenched  in  a  huff .  her  words  sit  defiant  to  his  heart ,  tucked  away  from  behind  him .  he  almost  urges  himself  forward ,  but  he  stays ,  planted  in  his  spot  &&  in  a  position  where  he  truly  feels  helpless .

           brown  flames  glance  down ,  &&  worry  is  strewn  in  his  gaze .  he’s  never  paid  attention  to  the  sadness  in  his  life ,  no  -  he’s  always  turned  it  to  anger .           ❝             …  ARE  YOU  SURE ?            ❞

[kitmemes]

❛  everyone  &&  their  mom  is  travelling  out  of  town .  ❜ ❛  this  is  all  imaginary .  ❜ ❛  my  favorite  moment  is  when  we  went  water  rafting .  ❜ ❛  you’re  heading  towards  the  rocks !  ❜ ❛  watch  out  for  these  rocks !  ❜ ❛  here’s  a  prime  example  of  an  innocent  idea  gone  wrong .  ❜ ❛  our  friends  are  drowning !  ❜ ❛  i  just  wanted  to  try  out  these  amazon  flotation  devices .  ❜ ❛  we  might  be  in  the  process  of  dying .  ❜ ❛  oh ,  hi .  i  was  just  reminiscing  about  my  favorite  moment  of  2016 .  ❜ ❛  there’s  fuckin ’  shit  down  there .  ❜ ❛  there’s  always  shit  down  there .  ❜ ❛  what  the  fuck  is  going  on  with  this  house ?  ❜ ❛  i’m  outta  here .  ❜ ❛  i’ve  never  been  able  to  top  that  level  of  grossness .  ❜ ❛  i  hope  to  god  that  we  never  do .  ❜ ❛  it’s  been  a  great  year .  for  sure ,  definitely .  ❜ ❛  we’ve  just  gotten  new  intel .  ❜ ❛  we’re  sending  the  coordinates  right  now .  ❜ ❛  well ,  well ,  well  …  mama’s  little  chicken’s  come  home .  ❜ ❛  oh  shit !  ❜ ❛  nathan  drake  wouldn’t  be  doing  this  shit .  ❜ ❛  please  leave  me  alone .  ❜ ❛  just  wait  …  i  -  i  can’t .  ❜ ❛  what  the  fuck  am  i  looking  at ?  ❜ ❛  nobody  wants  to  see  that ,  dude .  ❜ ❛  it’s  just  a  mist ,  look  at  that .  ❜ ❛  weeeeeee !  ❜ ❛  you’re  all  wet .  ❜ ❛  every  time  i  bring  you  here ,  you  always  leave  just  …  a  mess .  ❜ ❛  i  love  the  pups .  ❜ ❛  we  have  a  list  of  top  ten  pokemon  go  places  to  see .  ❜ ❛  they’re  rollin ’  up  on  us ,  we  gotta  go .  ❜ ❛  you  should  kick  his  ass .  ❜ ❛  do  i  say  anything  else ?  ❜ ❛  everyone’s  2016  sucked  dick .  ❜

[ohisms-a]

*  JOHN  MULANEY ;  THE  COMEBACK  KID.

❛  we’ve all gone too big too fast and then run out of the room.  ❜ ❛  block letters and cursive look good together!  ❜ ❛  yeah, but the past is the past.  ❜ ❛  i mean we’re all violent here, but you’re very friendly.  ❜ ❛  i don’t give off that vibe.  ❜ ❛  you could pour soup in my lap and i’ll probably apologize to you.  ❜ ❛  i’m so open and vulnerable.  ❜ ❛  i love saying “my wife”, it sounds so adult.  ❜ ❛  marriage is gonna be very magical.  ❜ ❛  ooh, who’s that fella? i bet he did kill his wife.  ❜ ❛  how could another person kill someone?  ❜ ❛  i’m not gonna do it, but i totally get it.  ❜ ❛  it’s creepy to have an ex out there after things have ended badly.  ❜ ❛  anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents has to die.  ❜ ❛  that’s not even a situation.  ❜ ❛  hey, you seen any loose milk?  ❜ ❛  i don’t know if you can tell that from the… everything about me.  ❜ ❛  … and a hush falls over the room.  ❜ ❛  isn’t it weird how that became a scandalous thing?  ❜ ❛  it was just some boring shit i had to do on weekends.  ❜ ❛  aw, she’s ugly!  ❜ ❛  wouldn’t you give like a million dollars to see that wedding video?  ❜ ❛  ‘cause you know how you lie to your parents?  ❜ ❛  what? huh? what? when? when?  ❜ ❛  let’s see, what problems can we solve?  ❜ ❛  that’s not how you talk.  ❜ ❛  let’s change it to trick ___.  ❜ ❛  it’s like having a baby that’s also a grandma.  ❜ ❛  oh, the things i have seen, you cocksucker.  ❜ ❛  ___  is my best friend in the world, i give her a million kisses a day.  ❜ ❛  you are no longer the alpha of the house.  ❜ ❛  look upon your sovereign,  ___,  and  tremble!  ❜ ❛  it’s haunted, but it has a lovely kitchen backsplash.  ❜ ❛  i love real estate agents. i mean, they are the true heroes.  ❜ ❛  it was like hanging out with my mom.  ❜ ❛  they always have that ‘fun mom’ energy.  ❜ ❛  so, there’s no toilets.  ❜ ❛  well yeah, that’s how all of life works.  ❜ ❛  this is an on - fire garbage can.  ❜ ❛  this is an on - fire garbage can. could be a nursery.  ❜ ❛  sometimes babies will point at me, and i don’t care for that shit at all.  ❜ ❛  you’re never too young to learn our national no - snitching policy.  ❜ ❛  fell deadly silent, is what they all did.  ❜ ❛  no one wants to applaud the penis of a 32 - year old weirdo.  ❜ ❛  i had no supervision when i was a kid.  ❜ ❛  i grew up before children were special.  ❜ ❛  i’m so horny and angry all the time.  ❜ ❛  and i have no outlet for it, so…  eggs.  ❜ ❛  i think emily dickinson’s a lesbian.  ❜ ❛  you can imagine the kind of stress that i’m under.  ❜ ❛  i’m telling you three weeks in advance.  ❜ ❛  that’s exactly what you won’t ask.  ❜ ❛  and then, he ordered one black coffee for himself, and kept driving.  ❜ ❛  in retrospect, that’s the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life.  ❜ ❛  what do you do to afford v-necks, ___?  ❜ ❛  ah, numbers. the letters of math.  ❜ ❛  no one look at me or i’ll kill myself.  ❜ ❛  thank you, no one will ever see me again!  ❜ ❛  who could she have been talking to?  ❜ ❛  i need you to believe me.  ❜ ❛  one feels like a duck when one is splashing around in all this wet!  ❜ ❛  i think about that every goddamn day.  ❜ ❛  that’s the wonderful thing about crazy people, you know?  ❜ ❛  eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.  ❜ ❛  a very upsetting thing to hear, yes?  ❜ ❛  if you eat ass and suck enough dick, one day you can sell drugs.  ❜ ❛  one black coffee. same motherfucker.  ❜ ❛  my feet were not on the ground.  ❜ ❛  he never forgets a bitch, ever.  ❜ ❛  then it is revealed that she has NO hand.  ❜ ❛  you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclaire.  ❜

[intoungues]

I’M BREAKING DOWN N ADDING VICE CITY AU OF THOSE STINKY BOIS FROM ONE.YPLAYS TO MY BLOGGO

[micajeburton]

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